Sebazz1 2 #251 August 26, 2003 Great Idea OR<--- Or stuff several hand fulls of them into an unsuspecting persons canopy as they are packing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastchica 0 #252 August 26, 2003 ooooooh....we bind our own courseware here and we have a machine that punches like 50 teeny circles out of one page...then we also have a three-hole punch. MULTI-SIZED LITTLE PRETTY CIRCLES!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! dude...i'm sooo saving these up for a southern cali "snow day" under canopy at elsinore. well...okay, maybe not, too messy, but wouldn't that be fun? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #253 August 26, 2003 QuoteGreat Idea OR<--- Or stuff several hand fulls of them into an unsuspecting persons canopy as they are packing... oh, you are EVIL....E V I L ! But if one wanted to do that...would you put it in the slider as its quartered? or is there a better place....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #254 September 9, 2003 Quote I love my three hole punch. I know everybody loves my hole punch too. They want it and are jealous. I will protect my hole puncher with my life. I have the best three hole punch in the world... *** B U M P I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #255 September 9, 2003 Will this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #256 September 9, 2003 weLL I have a sleek black Swingline stapler that everyone wants.... I let them use it when they are nice to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #257 September 9, 2003 QuoteWill this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? *** I had the same kind at my last 'inside' job... NO WARRANTY NEEDED! The thing will last FOREVER! Mine was like 25lbs. 'unloaded' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #258 September 9, 2003 Quote weLL I have a sleek black Swingline stapler that everyone wants.... I let them use it when they are nice to me. *** A Swingline.... HA! Sure you loan it out... You're HOPING someone will run away with her. ..ahhh, I mean it! There is no real affection for your stapler.... you're just 'using' it to further your career... But just let it jam up... Ruin a report or two... You'll toss it aside...just like those STAPLES you said you liked so much!!! Once you've been serviced by a strong, sharp, well built 3 hole punch... You too will know why those around you, look with envy and plot endlessly on ways to covet that punch... And bid to be it's master! Edited to add; Fuck! I gotta get to bed! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #259 September 9, 2003 It is a wonderful feeling of synchronicity when you press down and through just the right amount of paper using your three-hole punch. It all comes together when all the pages of your work line up evenly and join into an even flow within your 3-ring binder...utter harmony. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Perhaps... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #260 September 9, 2003 QuoteIt is a wonderful feeling of synchronicity when you press down and through just the right amount of paper using your three-hole punch. It all comes together when all the pages of your work line up evenly and join into an even flow within your 3-ring binder...utter harmony. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Perhaps... *** It shows there is in fact order to the universe! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pds 0 #261 September 9, 2003 261...nah too early.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #262 September 9, 2003 262! but who's counting? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TitaniumLegs 8 #263 September 9, 2003 QuoteWill this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? This thread will probably go away when the number of posts approaches that of threads that the masters like or started themselves. At least, that's the only reason I can come up with for them killing the Silent Thread. Or maybe it's just a coincidence that the silent thread was killed as it got within 84 posts (in two months less time) of the Skydive Arizona Dropzone.com 2nd Annual Holiday Boogie thread. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #264 September 9, 2003 Or when someone mentions.. IN BEFORE THE LOCK... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #265 September 9, 2003 QuoteOr when someone mentions.. IN BEFORE THE LOCK... Amazon Lock? What lock? I don't see no stinking lock? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tailgate 0 #266 September 9, 2003 I finally found a chair that rolls real smooth. WIth one push off I can get from one end of the datacenter to the other. If I put the seat all the way up, I can kind of get a little arch going and then some spin action. It's kind of like computer room horizontal free fly ( but the recepionist on the other side of the glass looks at me really strange) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #267 September 9, 2003 I just can't understand why my stapler thread got hijacked... A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #268 September 9, 2003 This thread is a work of art. Would someone put a lock on the Mona Lisa? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pd190 0 #269 September 9, 2003 I just wanted to let everyone in this thread know that I picked up the ultimate in office machinery yesterday..... It will pulverize your favorite stapler, three-hole punch, magic 8 ball (not that I would want to do that) and all of your favorite colored pens and post-its! MWHAAAAAA!!! Its a SEM model 200 Pulverizer with a 20 gal shop vac. This thing will eat and turn to dust anything I put in it. It's loud as hell and makes really cool chomping sounds when you put CD's in it (whoops.) it's powered by a 1.5 hp electric motor and the vac looks like R2-D2 on crack in a wheel chair. edit- because I forgot to add that it has an infared sensor powered shredder on the top! So i can also chew up to 80 pages at one time before I turn it to dust!!! I'm gonna try pulverizing my sandwich and a soda can after lunch! WOOOHOOOO! *Note to self---the entire building can hear this machine when I start it up. Must make note of this when staff meetings are called. I think I'll name her Mertile!!!! Send me your worn out office supplies so that I might pulverize all of the infidels!!!! MWHAAAHAAAA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #270 October 2, 2003 so what the hell...i'm not being very productive right now, so i thought i bump up and old favorite! lets talk about office products folks i have a HUGE white board in my cube Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #271 October 2, 2003 I was thinking of pens today. I have some cool ones with all sorts of tips and inks and what not. And a pretty much endless supply of them. Which is a good thing cause out of nervousness and anxiety I chew many of my pens to the point where I have to constantly keep throwing them out and replacing them. I need a bomb proof (or tooth proof) pen... Good thing the firm does not regulate my pen consumption Other than that you know my three hole bunch is my favorite item in my cube here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #272 October 2, 2003 i belive that were still waiting for pics of thre rockin three hole punch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #273 October 2, 2003 I have tons of pens, pencils, a three hole punch, a two hole punch, and several single hole punches, plus tons of apers, a white board, markers, and crayons. You guys and your cubes are way out numbered and out classed. I have my own window too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #274 October 2, 2003 QuoteI was thinking of pens today... i have all sorts of ball point pens...green, red, black, blue...but my favorite is green...dunno why...just is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyesspot 0 #275 October 2, 2003 QuoteI was thinking of pens today. Thanks to Lummy's sister... i have the COOLEST pens. The one's I'm using right now have are all soft like a stuffed animal and one has a stuffed witch at the end and one has a stuffed pumpkin. How spoiled am I??? ps: i also have pink and purple bunny ones. Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 Next Page 11 of 18 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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Muenkel 0 #255 September 9, 2003 Will this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #256 September 9, 2003 weLL I have a sleek black Swingline stapler that everyone wants.... I let them use it when they are nice to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #257 September 9, 2003 QuoteWill this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? *** I had the same kind at my last 'inside' job... NO WARRANTY NEEDED! The thing will last FOREVER! Mine was like 25lbs. 'unloaded' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #258 September 9, 2003 Quote weLL I have a sleek black Swingline stapler that everyone wants.... I let them use it when they are nice to me. *** A Swingline.... HA! Sure you loan it out... You're HOPING someone will run away with her. ..ahhh, I mean it! There is no real affection for your stapler.... you're just 'using' it to further your career... But just let it jam up... Ruin a report or two... You'll toss it aside...just like those STAPLES you said you liked so much!!! Once you've been serviced by a strong, sharp, well built 3 hole punch... You too will know why those around you, look with envy and plot endlessly on ways to covet that punch... And bid to be it's master! Edited to add; Fuck! I gotta get to bed! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #259 September 9, 2003 It is a wonderful feeling of synchronicity when you press down and through just the right amount of paper using your three-hole punch. It all comes together when all the pages of your work line up evenly and join into an even flow within your 3-ring binder...utter harmony. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Perhaps... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #260 September 9, 2003 QuoteIt is a wonderful feeling of synchronicity when you press down and through just the right amount of paper using your three-hole punch. It all comes together when all the pages of your work line up evenly and join into an even flow within your 3-ring binder...utter harmony. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? Perhaps... *** It shows there is in fact order to the universe! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #261 September 9, 2003 261...nah too early.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #262 September 9, 2003 262! but who's counting? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #263 September 9, 2003 QuoteWill this thread go away when the warranty runs out on Seb's 3 hole punch? This thread will probably go away when the number of posts approaches that of threads that the masters like or started themselves. At least, that's the only reason I can come up with for them killing the Silent Thread. Or maybe it's just a coincidence that the silent thread was killed as it got within 84 posts (in two months less time) of the Skydive Arizona Dropzone.com 2nd Annual Holiday Boogie thread. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #264 September 9, 2003 Or when someone mentions.. IN BEFORE THE LOCK... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #265 September 9, 2003 QuoteOr when someone mentions.. IN BEFORE THE LOCK... Amazon Lock? What lock? I don't see no stinking lock? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #266 September 9, 2003 I finally found a chair that rolls real smooth. WIth one push off I can get from one end of the datacenter to the other. If I put the seat all the way up, I can kind of get a little arch going and then some spin action. It's kind of like computer room horizontal free fly ( but the recepionist on the other side of the glass looks at me really strange) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #267 September 9, 2003 I just can't understand why my stapler thread got hijacked... A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #268 September 9, 2003 This thread is a work of art. Would someone put a lock on the Mona Lisa? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pd190 0 #269 September 9, 2003 I just wanted to let everyone in this thread know that I picked up the ultimate in office machinery yesterday..... It will pulverize your favorite stapler, three-hole punch, magic 8 ball (not that I would want to do that) and all of your favorite colored pens and post-its! MWHAAAAAA!!! Its a SEM model 200 Pulverizer with a 20 gal shop vac. This thing will eat and turn to dust anything I put in it. It's loud as hell and makes really cool chomping sounds when you put CD's in it (whoops.) it's powered by a 1.5 hp electric motor and the vac looks like R2-D2 on crack in a wheel chair. edit- because I forgot to add that it has an infared sensor powered shredder on the top! So i can also chew up to 80 pages at one time before I turn it to dust!!! I'm gonna try pulverizing my sandwich and a soda can after lunch! WOOOHOOOO! *Note to self---the entire building can hear this machine when I start it up. Must make note of this when staff meetings are called. I think I'll name her Mertile!!!! Send me your worn out office supplies so that I might pulverize all of the infidels!!!! MWHAAAHAAAA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #270 October 2, 2003 so what the hell...i'm not being very productive right now, so i thought i bump up and old favorite! lets talk about office products folks i have a HUGE white board in my cube Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #271 October 2, 2003 I was thinking of pens today. I have some cool ones with all sorts of tips and inks and what not. And a pretty much endless supply of them. Which is a good thing cause out of nervousness and anxiety I chew many of my pens to the point where I have to constantly keep throwing them out and replacing them. I need a bomb proof (or tooth proof) pen... Good thing the firm does not regulate my pen consumption Other than that you know my three hole bunch is my favorite item in my cube here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #272 October 2, 2003 i belive that were still waiting for pics of thre rockin three hole punch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #273 October 2, 2003 I have tons of pens, pencils, a three hole punch, a two hole punch, and several single hole punches, plus tons of apers, a white board, markers, and crayons. You guys and your cubes are way out numbered and out classed. I have my own window too. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #274 October 2, 2003 QuoteI was thinking of pens today... i have all sorts of ball point pens...green, red, black, blue...but my favorite is green...dunno why...just is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #275 October 2, 2003 QuoteI was thinking of pens today. Thanks to Lummy's sister... i have the COOLEST pens. The one's I'm using right now have are all soft like a stuffed animal and one has a stuffed witch at the end and one has a stuffed pumpkin. How spoiled am I??? ps: i also have pink and purple bunny ones. Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
