Nataly 38 #1 June 18, 2014 Can't stop laughing... My boyfriend is a lifeguard for one of the most expensive appartment buildings in Monaco... He just sent me a text telling me he had an unexpected couple of days off whilst the pool was being cleaned... Because some of the residents threw human feces from their balconies into the pool to protest about the reopening of said pool for the summer!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha!!! Guess being filthy rich doesn't necessarily make you civilised!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 June 18, 2014 dude.. that is fucking disgusting!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 June 18, 2014 virgin-burnerdude.. that is fucking disgusting! Pretty much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #4 June 18, 2014 Did he actually text 'human feces' or shit?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #5 June 18, 2014 someone should pee in their showerscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #6 June 18, 2014 So why do some residents have issues with the pool being open? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #7 June 18, 2014 Nataly Ah ha ha ha ha!!! Guess being filthy rich doesn't necessarily make you civilised!!! But it does put a new slant on the phrase. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 June 18, 2014 virgin-burnerdude.. that is fucking disgusting! It really was a crappy thing to do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 June 18, 2014 ryoder So why do some residents have issues with the pool being open? Noise probably..... not to mention the possibility of the lower class being drawn to poolside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #10 June 18, 2014 Amazon ***So why do some residents have issues with the pool being open? Noise probably..... not to mention the possibility of the lower class being drawn to poolside. Meh . . . either way there's nothing but floaters in the pool. "Lower class" in Monaco? Seriously? I doubt the servants are going to be swimming there. We're still talking about 1% tourists at worst.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyCoi 0 #11 June 18, 2014 Disgusting. I can't even put myself in the mindset of being able to pick up my own poo, carry it to a balcony and throw it somewhere. Sure, I've changed my share of diapers and I pick up my dogs shit twice a day, but to me that's altogether different. What is wrong with people? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 June 18, 2014 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 June 18, 2014 Good 'ole Bushwood.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #14 June 18, 2014 airtwardo May as well give them the whole clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 June 18, 2014 ArvoitusDid he actually text 'human feces' or shit? Yep, human poop. And it's a highly secure and private appartment building for the uber rich. It wasn't a tourist, as only residents have access to the pool..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 June 18, 2014 Nataly ***Did he actually text 'human feces' or shit? Yep, human poop. And it's a highly secure and private appartment building for the uber rich. It wasn't a tourist, as only residents have access to the pool... And they probably have noisy guests I would imagine...hangers on... social climbing types Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 June 18, 2014 Amazon And they probably have noisy guests I would imagine...hangers on... social climbing types I wouldn't know... But from some of the stories I hear from my boyfriend, some of these people have a very distorted view of reality... An example: one resident asked my boyfriend's counterpart (ie: the other lifeguard) to inflate a raft for their kids... He initially politely refused because it was big and there was no pump... She insisted, so he blew into it and blew into it and blew into it... For about half an hour... Not only did the kids not play with it, but at the end, the lady insisted on giving him a "big tip" for his efforts. Fifty cents. Yep. Half of a euro. You couldn't even buy a breath-mint for that. We never did work out if she was deliberately being offensive, or if she really thought a "poor person" (ie: working-class) would actually appreciate that kind of money, or whether she had no idea whatsoever that fifty cents was about as worthless as an already chewed piece of gum... Hmmm..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 June 19, 2014 Nataly ***And they probably have noisy guests I would imagine...hangers on... social climbing types I wouldn't know... But from some of the stories I hear from my boyfriend, some of these people have a very distorted view of reality... An example: one resident asked my boyfriend's counterpart (ie: the other lifeguard) to inflate a raft for their kids... He initially politely refused because it was big and there was no pump... She insisted, so he blew into it and blew into it and blew into it... For about half an hour... Not only did the kids not play with it, but at the end, the lady insisted on giving him a "big tip" for his efforts. Fifty cents. Yep. Half of a euro. You couldn't even buy a breath-mint for that. We never did work out if she was deliberately being offensive, or if she really thought a "poor person" (ie: working-class) would actually appreciate that kind of money, or whether she had no idea whatsoever that fifty cents was about as worthless as an already chewed piece of gum... Hmmm... I know people like that... there are some incredibly well to do people at MS.. that expect the world handed to them on a platter while their egos are being continuously stroked in every meeting but still quibble at paying any of the help a livable wage. A couple of them were in the vanguard of sending thousands of jobs to India and China for pennies on the dollar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 June 19, 2014 airtwardo Dammit... beat me to it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 June 20, 2014 Stolen from wolfriverjoe lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GD64 1 #21 June 20, 2014 Sounds like "The Herd" 10 man speed star team, only at a FL hotel. "Those ain't Baby Ruth's floating".......Rodney Dangerfield (I think) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #22 June 20, 2014 oldwomanc6 Stolen from wolfriverjoe So funny!!! Thanks Lisa!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
