BillyVance 34 #1 February 2, 2016 Seems like this has been going around on twitter, though I'm not a user... Lord of the Rings trilogy - Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry Taken - A dad has to go pick up his daughter E.T. - Illegal immigrant chased by the feds The Dark Knight - A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill Narnia - Four kids come out of the closet The Human Centipede - Small town doctor brings 3 people closer together Titanic - A lot of people take the ice bucket challenge, it doesn't end well Star Wars - A deadbeat dad tries to get his son to take over the family business Home Alone - A neglected sociopathic child tries to kill two burglars Wizard of Oz - American invades foreign land, kills local leadership, tries to find exit strategy Any others? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #2 February 2, 2016 This was from a very cynical friend, however since I detested the film, I consider it accurate. The Deer Hunter - 3 guys go to Vietnam; One loses his legs, one blows his brains out playing Russian roulette, and they all sit around in the end singing "God Bless America"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 February 2, 2016 Die Hard - NY cop goes to LA, kills all the bad guys robbing his ex-wife's company with a "yippie ki yay motherfucker" at the end"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 February 2, 2016 Point Break - Cop infiltrates a bunch of skydivers and becomes one of "them". Drop Zone - Same as above. Cutaway - Same as above. Terminal Velocity - Not quite the same as above. Well, not the same at all, but no one was following the plot anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #5 February 2, 2016 Ground Hog Day - A man listens to Sonny & Cher over, and over, and over, and over..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #6 February 2, 2016 The Big Lebowski - A man loses his rug and his car, keeps his johnson, and gains a toe."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #7 February 2, 2016 I saw these ones... Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Reclusive weirdo and his mutant employees lure children into his factory with sweets then dispose of them one by one The Little Mermaid - Half-fish, half-woman sells vocal chords to kiss random bloke The Karate Kid - Old man pretends to teach teenage boy karate to make him do chores"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #8 February 2, 2016 muff528 Terminal Velocity - Not quite the same as above. Well, not the same at all, but no one was following the plot anyway. Wait... Terminal Velocity had a PLOT???"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #9 February 2, 2016 Cleopatra: Liz Taylor and Richard Burton get hitched again, and then die. War of the Worlds: aliens get killed by bacteria. Independence Day: aliens get killed by computer virus. Night of the Living Dead: because ... zombies.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #10 February 2, 2016 kallend War of the Worlds: aliens get killed by bacteria. Independence Day: aliens get killed by computer virus. Mars Attacks: aliens get killed by country/western music."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #11 February 2, 2016 BillyVance Home Alone - A neglected sociopathic child tries to kill two burglars Home Alone - Story of a boy so annoying his parents abandon him every Xmas hoping somebody will kill him.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #12 February 3, 2016 Scarface - Serpico breaks bad with his little friend."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #13 February 3, 2016 Blade Runner - Han Solo ruthlessly takes care of the illegal immigrant problem."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #14 February 3, 2016 Hunger Games - Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on national television.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 2 #15 February 3, 2016 Marathon Man - The story of a jogger with sore teeth .... Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #16 February 3, 2016 Forrest Gump.... Because i can Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #17 February 3, 2016 The Hateful Eight - A group of strangers spend a lonely weekend together in a cozy cabin. The Village - Lazy father sends blind daughter on an errand. John Carpenter's Vampires - A hunter, a priest, and a hooker walk into a bar...What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #18 February 3, 2016 Les Miserables: Life's a bitch and then you die. Das Boot: a footwear-flick."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #19 February 3, 2016 The Piano: mute women trades p***y for pianoYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #20 February 3, 2016 Four Weddings and a Funeral - four weddings and a funeral.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #21 February 3, 2016 Pulp Fiction - When someone starts spouting bible verses, run like hell!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #22 February 3, 2016 The Wicker Man: Government official tries to prevent local children from learning about their indiginous culture.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #23 February 3, 2016 Deep Throat- no explanation needed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 February 3, 2016 Crocodile Dundee - Outback dude with a giant knife outsmarts the elements and bad guys"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #25 February 3, 2016 Edge of Tomorrow - Ground Hog Day for the Sci-Fi genre.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites