JohnyCrawford 0 #1 January 7, 2017 This place has been boring lately. Let's liven it up! Name something that is a bad idea to do naked. I'll start. Fry bacon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 2 #2 January 7, 2017 Wrestling Alligators Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 36 #3 January 7, 2017 Ride a bull.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 7, 2017 How about getting a Blow job from your naked lady while you're cooking bacon naked, grease splatters on her back, she bites into your dick in reaction, and you frantically whack her in the head with the pan to get her off of you? Pretty sure I read a story like that somewhere "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aphid 0 #5 January 7, 2017 Liberating a police cruiser without permission... Quote"The chase, which at times reached speeds upward of 100mph, came to an end on Interstate 10 near Eloy, sheriff’s spokesman Mark Casey said." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4092706/Naked-woman-steals-Arizona-deputy-s-pickup-truck-leads-police-wild-100MPH-chase-crashing.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #6 January 7, 2017 Running down the street from a pissed-off husband? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #7 January 7, 2017 Put up insulation. Or spray rhino liner on your truck bed. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #8 January 7, 2017 Play with kittens. ! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 4 #9 January 7, 2017 Use a plasma cutter Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil1111 911 #10 January 7, 2017 BartsDaddy Use a plasma cutter OK naked use of a plasma cutter requires elaboration. What kind of cutter, how thick was the steel, what were you building and what drugs led to naked use of a plasma cutter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #11 January 7, 2017 jogging just jogging, it's terribleGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #12 January 7, 2017 Burn leaves.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 January 7, 2017 Meet the in-laws for the first time..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpreguy 14 #14 January 7, 2017 Be a beekeeper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 2 #15 January 7, 2017 Trying to break up a dog fight Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #16 January 7, 2017 BillyVance How about getting a Blow job from your naked lady while you're cooking bacon naked, grease splatters on her back, she bites into your dick in reaction, and you frantically whack her in the head with the pan to get her off of you? Pretty sure I read a story like that somewhere Sounds a "bit" like "World According to Garp", but without the car. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #17 January 8, 2017 Fireworks....Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #18 January 8, 2017 Trying to walk on stilts around a bonfire. Talking to the locals at LP Drinking at the Tiki bar at summerfest. Drinking at the bar at Raeford.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 1,913 #19 January 8, 2017 Showing up in court for your sentencing hearing.Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #20 January 8, 2017 JohnyCrawford This place has been boring lately. Let's liven it up! Name something that is a bad idea to do naked. I'll start. Fry bacon. I was at a nude campground yrs. back. Guy was frying bacon on the truck tailgate and it didn't end well. I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #21 January 8, 2017 I've followed this thread since it first went up. I've been trying to think of the best response. I've come to the conclusion that unless you're either bathing (or showering), getting a massage or other healthcare, in bed (or otherwise having sex), pretty much anything else is pretty stupid. I won't rule out some activities that might lead up to sex like for instance greeting a partner at the door, but generic life running around naked seems incredibly fraught with danger. My further guess is for the most part, most of us probably can't pull off the look. There are exceptions, but easily 90% of us are just not people anyone else really would want to see naked. So, besides the physical injury, there's also the danger of some psychological trauma. If not to you, then possibly others. There is no eraser for what can't be unseen.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 January 8, 2017 Sometimes, there just isn't enough eye bleach to take out the stain. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #23 January 8, 2017 There's always skinny dipping. Absolutely worth doing. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #24 January 8, 2017 wmw999 There's always skinny dipping. Absolutely worth doing. Wendy P. Imma gonna file that one under both bathing and sex or at least a prelude to it. . Same goes for naked hot tub or sauna.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #25 January 8, 2017 quadeMy further guess is for the most part, most of us probably can't pull off the look. There are exceptions, but easily 90% of us are just not people anyone else really would want to see naked. So, besides the physical injury, there's also the danger of some psychological trauma. If not to you, then possibly others. There is no eraser for what can't be unseen. Having been to many nudist beaches/colonies, I can tell you that once you are used to people not wearing clothes, it is no more "psychologically traumatising" to see all shapes and sizes naked as it is to see them with clothes. In fact, in my opinion, there is a beauty to walking around care-free and not being subjected to constant branding and advertising and displays of wealth and/or other fashion "musts"..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites