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  1. A guy came out to the DZ yesterday with a "bomb" around his neck and a pizza box. --Art Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  2. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  3. Yeah baby! Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  4. The next to post after me will be..... BVSDJUMPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. bwaaahahahaha i'm tryin boss...
  6. dammit i coulda used that for the accuracy meet we just had oh well
  7. nothing to see here just a 3:39 just now as i type it post whoring yeah, one more "post" under my belt............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  8. if you are conscience during the mornings... that's the first thing to go wrong that day Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  9. bvsdjumper

    Help!!!

    Go to the DZ anyway. Often times the non-flinging yourself from a perfectly good (or not-so-perfectly good) airplane are just at good at weather holds. includes education and just plain stupid shit Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  10. There are 6+ billion people on this planet alone and each one thinks (relatively, correctly) they are the center of the universe. Do what you feel you must. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  11. When I sing in the shower I sound exactly like Pavarotti. When I sing outside the shower I sound exactly like Gilbert Gottfried. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  12. Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  13. zima, capn n coke w/ yeahger chasers, and now a zima n vodka (strong on the vodka) im gitten thare Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.
  14. Read my signature. This is what I love the smell of. hehehehehe
  15. ... or maybe be slightly inconvenienced... ... or noone would have ever known... Sun Hurls Huge Magnetic Cloud Toward Earth
  16. i never found out about the casting call to be one of the butt-ugly joe averages for the show. oh well maybe next year for joe average europe. anybody going to watch? i might thinking it may be kinda funny
  17. ok, fuck you fuck me i'm clueless but fuck it I said butt-fuck
  18. if the probability of something is always 100% is it a probablity? is that absolutely true? r u absolutely sure??? is that 100% certain??? how is it possible for something to move when it must get half way to where it's going before it gets to its final destination???
  19. beer! mayhbe i dont know i think i set the thread on fire didn't notice it before
  20. how about a fuck me i'm drunk sort of nothing to see here
  21. Yahoo! is my start page.