Samurai136

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  1. Sorry. I'll try and keep better tabs on these types of threads in the future. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  2. jpg file? too big? pr0n? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  3. It's just rain. It's not a hurricane.
  4. What does the cup say? "Sex Instructor, Rates Negotiable" "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  5. Try "vagina slang" for your search term. this thread does seem a little barren with out photos... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  6. How much fuel did you waste driving out to the airport to ask me that question? Is that your Yukon out there in the parking lot? Well, who's SUV is that? Please find out.
  7. I would ask her: What do you think it means? If you don't know what it means, why would you wear the shirt? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=175qEBFrvZ8&mode=related&search= I think I can do better.... How 'bout some ODB! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z58NppfOXfA&mode=related&search= w00t! "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  9. Actually, typos are a sign that I am sober... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  10. I like to think of it as "The Futurity Beer". "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  11. That's a distance of about one-sixteenth of an inch... It depends how you measure it... and the type of keyboard... If you're talking bottom edge to top edge distance- my measurement is 1/32 of an inch... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  12. Full Metal Jacket I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
  13. By "do they make your life better", you mean "nice boobs", of course. Somehow... I can't get beyond the idea that a nice "rack" will never off-set a nagging gold digger. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  14. No. It's a Beaver. They shaved the beaver's wings off. Obviously. But it's good to know someone else has a sense of humor. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  15. Repost police are in Effect! This is OLD. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  16. Yeah... it isn't Soundgarden either! I dunno if Zach can bring RATM back, either... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  17. I have a PapaJohn's pan pizza on order... and I will eat it all! Maybe have another beer too,,, "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  18. Honda Del Sol Si But I may need something bigger for my Blue Neapolitan Mastiff puppy....
  19. "I watch too much Bob Ross -The Joy Of Painting" "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  20. She should shave it all off like Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3. Serious. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  21. Yeah... Is this a true fact? Random DNA checks prove that 20% of men who think they are father are not. Simply put, a woman wants to bind a man into a monogamous relationship so he provides food and resources for her and her children, while she maximizes the genetic diversity of her children by having them with several different men. This calculator could prove handy.... http://www.costofsex.com/ "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken
  22. No. It's a Beaver. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken