SuFantasma

Did you mean 1-800-SLY-RIFE? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Stoly Peppar! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I wonder what was the last thing to go through the mouse's mind? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Are you concerned about your buddy suing you ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Congratulations Chile ! Now , turn the picture 90 degrees to the right so Nathaniel looks like he is freeflying and docking with the bulb!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Where is the ethical question here? Take the job and quit after a week if you get a better offer .... Tell your buddy what you have at hand! Do you think this is the first time your buddy have seen this happen? Congrats on your new job ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Whatever happened to "OFFICIALLY SPONSORED BY DZ.COM"... That should be good for at least an airline ticket to ATL Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I thought RoamingDZ.com is sponsoring the Rack V2.0... that should be good at least for an airfare.... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hmmmm... sounds like a bad packing job ! Did you "cock" the pilot chute and close the flaps in the right order? I mean, if your pack job is coming out of the container, maybe it's time to change your D-bag ..... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution - Robert Zend Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

What a nice pack job ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Fill the dog bowl with a bottle of hard liquor, your preference, and then fill the bottle with water. Give the bottle to the dog and you drink from the bowl.... Then call the dropzone and invite your fellow jumpers for a day at the dog house :-) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Spend the rest of my life fixing the reserve ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hmmmm, if we don't go to Mardi Gras, I am in. (Don't want my premier membership cancelled!) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Well, it does say "Guaranteed Results". If you dialed the number, you must have understood something, uh? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

1) Power of Attorney is an oxymoron .... 2) Living Will is not needed if you have a Will to Live ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

All Present and Accounted for, Sir ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Spoken like a true blonde (and have removed all doubts) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I second that !!! Heck stop by ex-inlaws and give 'em a swift kick in the ass for me.... Trivia: Why do birds fly upsidedown over Mobile ? Answer: There isn't anything worth shiting on ! Best of Mobile Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Blank CD? Everyone likes a blank CD ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Sunset Load, Pull at Altitude and Enjoy the View !!!!!! Take along as many of your fellow jumpers as you can ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Ok Jason, I didn't mean an ENGAGEMENT Ring ..... Here genius, try this .... 1) Go buy an affordable set of earrings... small cute diamonds, call one of her friends early in the morning and figure out what she likes.... 2) Go the nearest drive-by radiology center, get an Xray of your heart taken with the earring in your pocket, next to your heart..... 3) Take her out to dinner, at the end, pull the Xray and tell her you had to go to the Dr today, because you felt something unusual in your chest. 4) Pull the xrays and let her look at it, while her attention is on the Xrays, pull the earring, nicely wrapped in a box 5) Let her look at the Xray and then the earrings..... 6) Say something imaginative, profound: " These are magic earrings, if you put them on your ears, you will always hear my heart beat for you. 7) Next day, go with her to the store and frame the Xray.. Better? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Jason, Jason, Jason ..... You IDIOT !!!!!! You ONLY solution is to buy her a piece of Carbon! Here is your website: Jason's Option Learn fast and forget about jumping for a while. This lesson SHOULD BE painful..... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Looks like RoamingDZ.com is expanding operations ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hmmm.... so how did you notice the hairs up his nose.... I mean, you had to be looking from below.... right..... Note to self: Don't begin blow-jobs before checking nose... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"