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EVERYONE!!!! I have profusely apologized to Lisamarriewillbe, and I a admit that in retrospect the post was distateful, although I meant no harm and I was just trying to be "over-the-top" funny.... So please, everyone who read the post before it was edited, please accept my sincerest apology ! Lisa & Clay ... Luv you guys ! Happy B'day to the Big guy and have a wonderful reunion !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hey luv ! Check your PM... I was just kidding, do you want me to delete it ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Clay deserves no less than the most elaborate ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Clay's Trivia Answers: Q Why does Clay date women ? A Cuz sheep can't cook Q Why Clay likes to make love to sheep on the top of a cliff? A Cuz if you were faced with certain death, wouldn't you want to push back? Q Why does Clay like wearing oversized gumboots? A So they can place the hind legs of the sheep in them to stop them from running away. Q What does Clay call a sheep without legs? A A cloud Q What is the advantage of Clay having a sheep for a girlfriend? A She does not mind if you screw her sister Q What is the biggest lie Clay ever said? A I was just helping the sheep over the fence Q What is the smallest organ in a sheep? A Clay's penis Q What is the difference between a Limousine and a sheep? A You wouldn't find Clay inside a Limousine Q What do you call Clay when he has a sheep under one arm, and a chicken under the other? A Bi-sexual CLAY' WORLD A busload of camera-toting tourists come across Clay Fowler at the Freefall Convention,having sex with a sheep. One of them walks over to Clay and asks "Are you shearing?" Clay gets a firmer grip of the sheep and replies with a snarl "Nah, piss off and get your own" A HELLUVA LOTTA REASONS WHY SHEEP ARE BETTER 1. Clay can get a better grip on a sheep's ear 2. Sheep never ask about Clay's former lovers and then get pissed off when Clay tells them 3. No matter how old Clay is, he can always find a willing sheep 4. Sheep are never concerned about their reputation 5. Sheep don't smell like tuna fish 6. Clay can feed a sheep to a crocodile when Clay is done and Clay won't get thrown in prison for it 7. A sheep is warm on both sides 8. Sheep don't ask "What has Clay done for me lately?" 9. Clay can be a sheep farmer (aka polygamy) 10. Clay can sell a sheep when he is tired of it 11. Clay don't have to buy dinner for a sheep first. It can be Clay's dinner afterward 12. Sheep make the same noise all the time 13. Clay don't have to hide Clay'scredit cards around sheep 14. Sheep don't complain if Clay have other sheep 15. Sheep are always on all fours 16. No one has ever heard a sheep say,"Clay is scum." 17. Sheep don't expect orgasm 18. A sheep doesn't mind if Clay is done in two minutes 19. A sheep doesn't mind if Clay go to sleep afterward 20. Sheep don't have fathers with shotguns 21. Clay can kick a sheep in the head and it won't mind you still calling Clay "Baby" 22. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth 23. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather 24. Nuttin' beats mutton 25. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel 26. Sheep won't drink Clay's liquor, smoke Clay's weed, snort Clay's coke, and then tell Clay they have to be home early 27. Sheep never ask if Clay is ready to settle down 28. Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time Clay couldn't get it up 29. Sheep won't ask if Clay is gay the first time he can't get it up for the second time 30. A sheep won't get drunk and throw up on Clay's gear 31. A sheep won't use Clay's razor to shave its legs, or Clay's pocketknife to open a paint can 32. Sheep never have a headache 33. A sheep won't give Clay'sfavourite hunting shirt to Goodwill 34. Sheep grow their own fur coats 35. Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex 36. Sheep are "ram tough" 37. A sheep won't ask for a long lasting relationships, and a sheep won't cry when Clayt tells her it's over 38. A Sheep won't nag Clay, and a sheep won't tell Clay he is doing it all wrong. 39. A sheep won't tell Clay to take out the garbage when Clay's favorite show comes on T.V., and a sheep won't ask Clay to cut the grass in the middle of the ball game. 40. A sheep won't expect flowers or candy on it's birthday, and a sheep won't mind if Clay forgets an anniversary. 41. A sheep won't kiss and tell, and a sheep won't tell about the other guys Clay's been with. 42. A sheep won't object to doing it doggie style, and a sheep won't smoke Clay's stash afterwards. 43. A sheep won't wear a mud pack to bed, And a sheep won't leave hair curlers all over the bedroom floor. 44. A sheep won't expect Clay to wine and dine her first, and a sheep won't have her mother moving in with Clay. 45. A sheep won't drink Clay's last beer, and a sheep won't ask to borrow Clay's toothbrush. 46. A sheep won't make Clay say, "I love you," if Clay doesn't really mean it, and a sheep won't write you a Dear Clay letter. 47. A sheep won't try to hog all the covers, and a sheep won't insist you wear pyjamas to bed. 48. A sheep won't spend an eternity in the bathroom putting in her diaphragm, and a sheep won't leave make-up all over the bathroom towels in the morning. 49. A sheep won't insist Clay do it with the lights out, and a sheep won't ask Clay to put a rubber on. 50. A sheep won't ask Clay where the blonde hair on Clay'sjacket came from, and a sheep won't ask about the lipstick marks on Clay's schlong. 51. A sheep won't care if you don't shower for a few days, and a sheep won't object to an adult movie to get you in the mood. 52. A sheep won't tell Clay she doesn't swallow, and a sheep won't tell Clay she's expecting. 53. A sheep won't ask how many other girls Clay has been with, and a sheep won't ask if she's the prettiest one. 54. A sheep won't ask to move in with Clay, and a sheep won't make a scene if Clay finds someone else. 55. A sheep won't tell Clay she's got a headache, and a sheep won't get suspicious if Clay tells her you're working late at the office again. 56. A sheep won't ask if that's all the bigger it gets, and a sheep won't ask for multiple orgasms. 57. A sheep won't send Clay out for pizza at 1:00 a.m., and a sheep won't insist Clay call her a cab at 2:00 a.m. 58. A sheep won't worry what the neighbors think, and a sheep won't tell Clay to keep quiet because the kids might hear. 59. A sheep won't ask for money for the hairdresser, and a sheep won't tell Clay it's that time of the month. 60. A sheep won't borrow Clay's car and put a scratch in it. and a sheep won't borrow Clay's razor. 61. A sheep won't object to a threesome, and a sheep won't accuse Clay of giving her VD. 62. A sheep won't be insecure about her figure, and a sheep won't insist on getting on top of Clay. 63. A sheep won't ask where Clay was out all night, and a sheep won't object if Clay bring another sheep home. 64. And finally, a sheep won't ask Clay to marry her !!!x Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Well, lets take him for a ride ! Pic attached .... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Clay , Happy Birthday you OLD FART ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Nope doesn't bother me at all... In fact, I rarely remember that I have them there (except for VERY COLD days, I feel some tingling, that's all). During the last visit to the Orthopaedic he menitoned that removing the screws is "optional" and there is a small possibility of the screws "breaking", but he continued by saying that even if they break in place, removal is not a problem. So, I opted to keep the souveniers installed in my body .... Check with your Dr. if there are any long-term effects to having the extra metal in place .... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

You should try NYC or Chicago - room $400/night, overnight parking: $30 to $50 /night Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I kept the screws! I mean, I did not go back to have them taken out. You should see what I paid (well, the insurance company paid) for those suckers ! There is no way I am having those suckers removed!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Happy Birthday Tara !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

He would have not made it above 100 ft AGL on Jump Plane.... Moron: If you guys curse again I am getting out ... Plane Load: Lets sing him a hymn ! Him, Him, Fuck Him Moron: Door ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

0.22 my best Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

:: Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Yeah, his CAREER is dead .... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Lame ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I am hoping that reincarnation is forthcoming and I will have the opportunity to say "Lick my Clit".... Until then ... "Suck my Dick" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

If you want a new 'puter for $159, this is your best deal going : http://shop3.outpost.com/product/4568777 Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Track : Slick Deals .... I get some amazing bargains there... and a lot of Dell Discount coupons ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I picked up an ASUS P4-800MX MOBO (800MHz FSB, AGP 8x, USB2.0 x 4), Pentium 4 @ 3.0GHz HyperThreading, 200GB HD, CD-RW, DVD-ROM (separate units), FDD 1.4MB, 512MB DDR PC3200, WITH Windows XP Pro for $329 at CompUSA..... (it was $359 and the Manager gave me another $30 off).... Added a Video Card ATI 9250 for $60 and I am flying :-) Just visit the store often and watch out for the Manager's Special ... Sweet .... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Yeah, I know , you can blame my ex-wife for the screw up (she went to UAB) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

UGA: 30 AU: 31 ! FINAL Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Check with 1-800-SKY-RIDE, they have dropzones everywhere ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

If he is truly a "friend" he will understand that the other job is MUCH better for you than what he could offer. He SHOULD be happy for you. Not pissed off. Clay is coming back from Iraq soon. From what I've heard, the defense team for Saddam is a couple of lawyers short... give up the Merc and apply for the job? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Damn, my Rodriguez Parent did not invite me to this all-important event? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Sure they can ! Every four weeks they'll throw in strawberry syrup for free.... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"