JohnnyMarko

I blame Colorado Springs......and weed, cause everyone likes to blame everything wrong on weed.

That depends on what you are calling a penis these days. You have no idea how fucking sick and tired I am of all the politically correct shit I am these days. I get shit when I refer to my boyfriend as my partner sometimes..."Oh, you mean your boyfriend? You shouldn't call him your partner, it's demeaning" Everyone just wants to be special nowadays. We don't need a label for anything, it should just called "Being yourself" /rant

I'm just going to stop commenting about Ashley Madison, cause I have no idea about the usership or countries it operates in. I'm aware that usership isn't really a word.

I really want someone to try and defend this. It will be hilarious. It'll be some shit about god forgiving those who have sinned and queers should still burn in hell and the data isn't verified and...... Ashley Madison wasn't (isn't?) only for straight people..... How do you know? My wife was on there looking for a lesbian lover according to: https://haveibeenpwned.com/ Interesting. I guess I always just thought it was full of straight married men browsing fake women's profiles. I'd bet a very very small percentage of users were gay, though.

I really want someone to try and defend this. It will be hilarious. It'll be some shit about god forgiving those who have sinned and queers should still burn in hell and the data isn't verified and...... Ashley Madison wasn't (isn't?) only for straight people..... How do you know?

My parents? Hell to the fuck no.

I wonder how many of the email addresses were from Dropzone.com and now they will have to scramble to change them at sites like Ashley Madison or some othe3r more "interesting" ones ohshit

I really want someone to try and defend this. It will be hilarious. It'll be some shit about god forgiving those who have sinned and queers should still burn in hell and the data isn't verified and......

Here is a surprise...... NOT Yea, and us gays are going to ruin the sanctity of marriage....what a shitlord.

These can be hit or miss, but I'm am on the floor in tears laughing at this Put the coffee down or cover your keyboards, this one's a belly buster "FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS: 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Republican Debate

Dude is protecting the rights and freedoms of every proud American...he should be able to give himself a cool name! You have a problem with that? Mine's Rainbow Cobra. Careful now, sounds a bit gay. Well, duh.

You know, just your casual 192.9ft cliff jump into water Nope, big ol' fuck that, no thanks.

Non-tech savvy 25 year old here. Okay, so they posted the data, but where? Is there a website every nervous housewife can just click on to see if their husband is cheating?

Let's not forget Forum Rule #2 Buuuuuuut, /r/ImGoingToHellForThis is riddled with some hilariously sad content today regarding this subject. Go there to get your jokes on about this.

Dude is protecting the rights and freedoms of every proud American...he should be able to give himself a cool name! You have a problem with that? Mine's Rainbow Cobra.

I am happy that he didn't shots hisself. Maybe after the shoting he needed a free set of Jordans and a 40. WHERE DA AMBALAMP?

Poor Andreya. You should have never came to Speakers Corner.

I was waiting for the "at what age is it a person" bomb to drop. Another can of worms, you have opened.

Outstanding... Looks like we've got our real-life G.I. Janes now... Who'd have thunk it? G.I. Jane is offensive, we don't know how they identify. Geez, Billy /s

As someone who's biological mother was raped, then was adopted at 2 days old, this thread is....interesting.

The Commerce City location is a fucking shit show. They did literally the same thing to me, but on the return trip back to CO got lost in the floods :/

Not in Polis' district, but close enough to pretend to be. Made a call and sent an email.

You said swear words in your post. God would not like that....

You have 20 more jumps than posts.....I know I'm a shitty accountant, but I think you're wrong.

Are we? Did you read my post?