JohnnyMarko

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  1. Reddit detectives proved this story false a couple weeks ago. I'll see if I can find it. Pretty sure it had to do with someone "pranking" a helpless homeless woman.
  2. Snopes.com is obviously a Godless Commie Leftist site specifically created to fool their followers into thinking ALL of the righteous emails from the true believers have no validity. You can not expect the chosen ones to go to that site now can you??? I have no idea what you're talking about. Johnny.....dear......You need to turn off your filter that is blocking your ability to spot sarcasm . I mean, I got it was sarcasm. But I just googled hillary stupid shirt or something and copied the link. I guess egg on my face for not knowing what snopes is.
  3. Snopes.com is obviously a Godless Commie Leftist site specifically created to fool their followers into thinking ALL of the righteous emails from the true believers have no validity. You can not expect the chosen ones to go to that site now can you??? I have no idea what you're talking about.
  4. http://m.snopes.com/hillary-stupid-shirt/
  5. Spelling, dear Johhny, spelling. Facken autocorrect. I hate phones.
  6. One, of course. Unless I was a few lines shirt of a page requirement for a school paper. Then it was 1.5.
  7. My ocicat would have broke through the glass and caught him. Few weeks ago he broke through the screen door to the porch and brought me a live squirrel.
  8. This was also my first thought.[...] it is really a bit hard to believe, is it not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WV2EdDGq5I Can anyone who has more information factcheck this video? I don't generally agree with Stefan Molyneux, but this is really close to my first instinct about how this could have wound down. (Don't bother watching after 9:00...no new information added.) I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but this kid wreaks of bullshit.
  9. Parachute + Rope + Boat = DIY Parasailing I'll take Terrible Ideas for $2000, Alex.
  10. Not saying it doesn't work, but everyone I know personally has not had luck meeting someone online. I think all the happy-looking couples they put in their TV ads and statistics they throw at people kind are filling people with false hope. Good luck, us men aren't all bad. Us good ones are just dating other guys
  11. You do not grasp the reality of many womens lives. Underpaid... overworked... and affordable healthcare is still lacking for many who do not have shit That sounds like my life. But I'm a man.
  12. Pass. Remind me when there's a "Free the Dicks" though
  13. Skydiving related...literally what the title says Friday Freakout: Intentional Head Down Opening... WTF?! Side note: I remember seeing the Friday Freakout change hands/users/whatver, but god the intro and outro are lame.
  14. As with a lot of subjects, perception is reality. You can't believe in an entity unless you want to. If you want to, you probably need to. If it makes you feel better about yourself and life, good for you. ( not You you, just the understood you) If it helps you be sober and have some semblance of control in your life, and don't think you could survive without it, great, sounds like good mental medicine. The line exists when your ideology is forced on others; atheism, Christianity, Islam, whatever your flavor is. The worst possible doctrine in any religion is a catch 22, though. The worst possible doctrine is that you must try to convert others to your way. It's just stupid that every religion departs from faith and uses guilt and pressure to make the flock sell the wares of the church, and line its pockets with greed begotten funds. Think, Joel Olsteen as an example. Really, the only take away I want for you at this point is this. When you get your back against the wall and you are overwhelmed with anger, fear, depression, guilt or some other negative emotion remember Jesus is always there for you with love and grace. All who call upon the name of the Lord will be saved. When Jesus is all that you have, you'll find that Jesus is all that you need. Jesus isn't taking care of my credit card debt any time soon.
  15. Is this being run on TV? Please tell me it's being run on TV.
  16. YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS I mean ya, it's funny...but I'd reckon that someone would have a serious fuckin' problem if they were to take this shit too seriously... Can you explain the last sentence please?
  17. JohnnyMarko

    9/11

    I was only 11 years old. I remember being on the bus to school when another friend got on and said a plane hit the World Trade Center. As an 11 year old Illinoian, I had no idea what that was. I remember it, but didn't really understand what was happening. Later on, I was at the local airport helping a family friend clean their plane, when we looked up and saw Angel surrounded by jets, flying from Nebraska back to DC. Memorable, but in a somber way.
  18. Turtles. Spent 2 years researching them, and grew pretty fond of those slow lil fuckers. I've seen some shit in regards to turtles. AMA. (Wtf is this thread?)
  19. I'm assuming you were on a roadie, buuuut totally unrelated... Feb 9, 2014...remember that horrible snowstorm that hit summit county and closed 70? My dumbass was determined to make it back to Denver. Tried taking Hoosier Pass in my Jeep, put it into the guardrail twice going about 2 mph . Buddy in the passenger seat put his shoes on, and was ready to bail a few times. Black ice + so much snow. Worst birthday ever , and best because the slopes were great
  20. I've started watching all these on mute. Fuck.
  21. It's true. This was taken today, right in downtown Denver. Those poor kids.
  22. "70mph" run was Sugarloaf Road...
  23. Does...does he have a shrine for cowbells and football? Jesus, the south is weird as fuck.