missbrz

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  1. So is there a "size" no, just a look. Sadly from the looks of it, most women my age seem to we well on the + side of the look I'm looking for. so just go become a manther
  2. I can honestly say, in my 34 long years of life....I have never been hit on by a girl I have found attractive. Sure there are IOI's but never an out right "Hi Shah..." moment. I guess I'm just one guly stinky dude? And I think I said size medium or under was the size requirement. I guess the PC term would be..."Healthy" and not "Chunky" I enjoy being active and would prefer to have an active partner. Apparently I'm a dog for stating such a thing but I'm ok with it. Never said you were a dog. Just said I wasn't your type. I have a beautiful hour glass figure that just doesn't meet your medium requirement (but I am still very healthy). If you don't like girls with a big booty, thats cool with me, not everybody is a fan of the badonkadonk.
  3. don't bother honey. I'm not your type. Facial hair? How do people here know what "My type" is? You guys know me better than I know me! Funky! didn't you post here somewhere that you have a size 6 or under requirement for your girls?
  4. REALLY! ya! I even gave my car a moustache b/c they're that awesome! You and I need to havea little talk don't bother honey. I'm not your type.
  5. REALLY! ya! I even gave my car a moustache b/c they're that awesome!
  6. Hey -- I can pee standing up. It's just kind of messy Wendy P. lol. I'm envious of their ability to point and shoot, not just stand. It would make outdoor activities so much easier. It's not all that' it's cracked out to be really. Sure you can write your name in the snow but well...with great power comes the potential for a nutunder. I'm also jealous of ya'll's ability to have facial hair. Moustaches are awesome!
  7. I agree. For the most part my life is a direct result of the choices I've made. There are the few instances where the choices another person made however affected my life either positively or negatively. And your poll is flawed...there's no boobies option. +1 to both the serious response and the boobies.
  8. Hey -- I can pee standing up. It's just kind of messy Wendy P. lol. I'm envious of their ability to point and shoot, not just stand. It would make outdoor activities so much easier.
  9. It always shocks me how few men know about steak and a blow job day. And as an added plus its on pi day! Guys you get steak, a blow job, and PIE! Lucky bastards. All we get are flowers and chocolate. (though I do love me some chocolate adding a steak would make it SO much better.)
  10. yep, they are called PERV's Or legends, if you're a drinking buddy They're called Manthers
  11. well a tube top makes more sense for Florida right now than a sweater. Thanks for the advice guys
  12. Same here - jeeze folks it's only a Boob ONLY a boob??? It's two, very, very, nice boobs!
  13. seriously! wish i hadn't opened that one @ work!
  14. Are you kidding? That would be WAY more awesome if he didn't need somebody to hold his beer.
  15. It is a great movie. I recommend it for everyone b/c the list is right. It's one of the best movies out there.
  16. Amelie isnt really that obscure. French yes but not obscure. It's won several awards & been nominated for several others.
  17. Anything like this will do http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1064/1064,1284466427,1/stock-photo-sexy-girl-wearing-pink-sweater-60968800.jpg touche sir though it is spring in Florida a sweater might be too warm. Is there anything else I might be able to wear and still be accepted? complete with no pants? You want to make friends don't you?
  18. That poor boobie - Someone should kiss it and make it better. I'm pretty sure the point she was making was that kissing it and making it better killed some dude. One tit you prolly shouldnt kiss....
  19. you also might want to say which area of the US. A DZ on the west coast won't be very helpful if you're on the east coast.
  20. Anything like this will do http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/1064/1064,1284466427,1/stock-photo-sexy-girl-wearing-pink-sweater-60968800.jpg complete with no pants?
  21. bwahahaha!!! thanks for the advice. I've already got the giggle ask down. Now I'll just have to work on the new nickname & pizza & beer. Oh and that sweater. Don't know where to find one of those though....
  22. Like any new girl has trouble making friends at the DZ. The problem is more like getting those "new friends" to slow down. True. I've never had problems making friends But I figure I could use a few new strategies. & I just really wanted to hear Shah's advice. First things first, are you a size 6 or under? no i dont meet shah's dating requirements. but i hold my own in the looks department
  23. Like any new girl has trouble making friends at the DZ. The problem is more like getting those "new friends" to slow down. True. I've never had problems making friends But I figure I could use a few new strategies. & I just really wanted to hear Shah's advice.