missbrz

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  1. Just remember: No mean yes. Yes means twice. But BAAAAHHHH still means no. That should help you. When did you learn how to speak sheep? don't you worry your pretty little head about that Pretty? Little? Ohhhh THAT head . . . BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! i meant your brain, but don't worry that one either.
  2. What a coincidence . . . I'm cheap and easy. I was waiting for somebody to make that joke. Thanks for being the first
  3. http://oaktownheidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bunny-with-pancake-on-its-head.jpg
  4. Just remember: No mean yes. Yes means twice. But BAAAAHHHH still means no. That should help you. When did you learn how to speak sheep? don't you worry your pretty little head about that
  5. my bad yo. my bad. Did you know fear of alcohol is Potophobia?
  6. pasta is really cheap like $0.69 a box. And its good for multiple meals. great way to save money.
  7. don't fret. cursing is good for your health. science has proved it. http://www.bu.edu/today/node/10083
  8. Shut Your fucking face uncle fucker Your A Boner Biting bastard uncle fucker Your an uncle fucker I must say! You fucked your uncle yesterday! Uncle Fucker Thats u-n-c-l-e Fuck You! Uncle Fucker!!!!!!!!!
  9. A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
  10. o wow. I def didnt have that not eating problem. But good for you for fixing your eating habits. I'm trying to do that now. I find myself snacking way too much at work b/c of boredom. Hence why I started posting on DZ.com
  11. I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love and I'm like, haiku
  12. How'd you lose 60lbs after starting skydiving? Did you stop eating out to jump more? I find I eat worse when I skydive b/c I go for what's cheap & easy.
  13. no no no purple dinosaurs. that's where its at.
  14. here's your squirrel http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/3/Squirrel%20Eats%20Peanut.jpg
  15. Aw come on! At least make it an animate object. Like a squirrel or a goldfish.
  16. The tv show The Doctors did a segment on how adrenaline was good for your health. http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_synopsis/409?section=synopsis Sadly, they recommended the wind tunnel to get the effect. It's still cool though, especially since they say it'll boost your love life too.
  17. Just remember: No mean yes. Yes means twice. But BAAAAHHHH still means no. That should help you.
  18. They are naughty, naughty girls. and what's wrong with that? I like being Catholic & naughty. Life is more fun that way
  19. Catholic girls. What's wrong with Catholic girls?
  20. Don't worry I didn't have the attention span to finish it either.
  21. *sigh* alas I'm a sucker for that too. I'll admit it. oh btw How you doin'? What up baby! Slap your ass and call me sexy! Yes...I am that good. It's no fun if I have to spank myself.
  22. Let it all out. based on your other thread I'm guess you mean boobies ( . )( . )
  23. My doctor's office is now usually about 80% on time. We used to run behind alot because of a shortage of space. Now we are in a new location with a lot more space so we generally don't run behind anymore. When we do it's usually due to being short staffed b/c someone called out or b/c of an emergency. I can appreciate their frustrations b/c I've sat & waited @ doctor's offices too. And yes it sucks. But no reason to be rude about it. & yes most people aren't rude about. Just recently I've had a string of extremely nasty people so I got annoyed & started the thread to vent.