missbrz

As annoying as women can get, there's nothing like a good lay to put a smile on a guys face. So in the end, two people are smiling. Toys only make one person smile. See sex is a more efficient way to global happiness!

i voted no

As annoying as women can get, there's nothing like a good lay to put a smile on a guys face. So in the end, two people are smiling. Toys only make one person smile. See sex is a more efficient way to global happiness!

how YOU doin'!? heeeeey can i pack your - uhm, chute!? that should be a new pick up line. I'm sure it would be a hit at dropzones.

how YOU doin'!? heeeeey

As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face.

Yall act like its hard to unhook a bra! how most guys still view bras: http://www.motifake.com/comment/106746

I got a hook knife and I'm not afraid to use it! Well I was going to say "Note to self: wear a bra under corset at Fitz." Then I remembered your special talent....... crap. So new "note to self" Steal ski's hook knife.

Tell that to Cyndi, apparently she has a problem with people removing her bra mid-boogie. I do when they don't have my permission. question- do girls need permission to do so? serious question- are you going to help me tighten up my corset? it's a bit tough to do by yourself when it is on! Girls do not need permission. And I will gladly help tie you up so long as you help tie me up. No double knots... only single overhands! ya' gotta make it at least kinda difficult What's the challenge if there's only one knot?

I still think it's very important that you guys manscape. Trim before your sexy time this weekend. Quote I completely agree! Way more fun when they're appropriately manscaped.

Yes I'll be at Fitz. I even took a day off to make the drive suck less I'll even be bringing my corset, so you'd best make me a dirty pirate hooker. Let's see entertaining....... In honor of they nigh approaching St. Patty's Day, DIRTY LIMERICKS! There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates There once was a woman named Jill Who swallowed an exploding pill They found her vagina In North Carolina And her tits in a tree in Brazil A right twisted wench from Caprees-ed Orgasmed each time that she sneez-ed To the druggist she went And laid down her last cent Said, "A barrel of snuff, if you pleas-ed." There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass When he'd bang 'em together They'd play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his ass There once was a man from Bonaire Who was doing his wife on the stair When the banister broke He doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare!" So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There was a young tease from Mount Chesser Who'd smile as the men would assess her So flirtatious was she Inviting them home to tea Then allowing not one to undress her

ah! the boogie of a million quotes. Don't forget the other good ones, such as: "No mean yes; Yes means twice; Baaaahh still means no" and "I wear my sunglasses at night... to stare at Joey's penis" There, now they're written down, so you won't forget. Unless I forgot one....

Bumper stickers available in the lobby as you leave, folks. Obviously, he's no one's Plan A either..... top It's probably b/c he's got baggage

Really? A sports car analogy? Sure! Why not? You ride cars; you ride girls. We get more attention when we're shiny and go fast.

Oh no. I didn't want to have sex with him. He was telling me how he leaves his drink uncovered at parties and no girl had ever cared enough to slip him anything. So I offered to ruffie him because he said, "Ruffies are like roses, every girl wants one and they're just $20." I was just trying to be a good friend and get him a bouquet.

but wouldn't it have been better if she has realized that he was a great guy back when he was 18? *** Are you still the same person now as you were when you were 18? I know I'm not and I'm 22. Maybe in the situation you're describing the guy did get shafted. But maybe in other situations it's because the people really did change and the girl noticed the new person the guy had become. You're doing a lot of generalizing based on one anecdotal story.

Are you kidding? This is a point of pride! Tell everyone! I think its an awesome story. I tell it at parties and gatherings.

lol great story. except they werent for me. I wanted to ruffie a friend of mine. Also hard to fine: condoms. What kind of world do we live in where you can't find ruffies or condoms on a dropzone????

*sigh* the only problem with reading old threads is that I want to reply. But it's 7 years old nobody's reading it anymore

I just love how he tries to escape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUH1Pjl5Sk brilliant!

One can only think of so many things to google. Once you're stumped, it's hard to think of more when your brain is starting to melt from boredom. And we only have restricted internet in the sense that since we dont have flash or java so not all sites work.

Hi people! I'm at work right now and I'm horribly bored like stab myself in the eye just for something to do level of boredom. I can't watch videos because we dont have flash or java or even sound on our work computers. I have also run out of internet. Please help a girl out! Tell me a story

I'll make this very easy: There are two beautiful women who are perfect matches for you, but one has had sex with 1765 men, 25 of which were at the same time. The other is a virgin...who do you pick? It's similar to choosing between two perfect candidates for a job, but one doesn't have that college degree. Wouldn't the one who has had lots of sex be the one with the college degree & thus more likely to get the job? I mean she's the one putting in all that work to study it.

I'm sure the first crazy bastards who thought it was a good idea poured all the beer on themselves with out anyone else's help. That makes it ok.

I'll be there weekend of the swoop comp (March 26). But I'll be judging. So you get them to SCR & I'll just help pour the beer.