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  1. I fly a Cannon Rebel EOS G. Drewfus McDoofus
  2. I know, amen to that brother. It's a mean catch 22, if you are single for very long (over a week) then you get antsy, women sense that and won't have anything to do with you. You hook up, that "smell" goes away and you are de man. A friend of mine says no chick wants to date a guy until some other woman cleans him up and teaches him some manners. Drewfus McDoofus
  3. Er......you are a chick, right? Well....er....then.....of course you are too picky! I must say, I got you covered on all but the rich part. Sorry. I potential though. I's a lawyer and stuff. Actually, I might be rich if you all at square 1 didn't have all my dough. Hey, speaking of which, where's me damn rig part I ordered? Drewfus McDoofus
  4. My sympathies, brother. And, yes, I am whining. Maybe that's why no dates, eh? Drewfus McDoofus
  5. I can't get a date to save my life where I live and cool skydiver women like Skybytch and Skyamama are single...two to four states away! Damn these cruel fates! Not only that, but having recently cut away are probably prowling for ilicit meaningless relationships, perfect for a shallow person such as myself. Rats! And I just got a new leisure to match my rig! Damn my luck! Drewfus McDoofus
  6. Single for more than 6 months for the first time since I was 18. I'm a bit lonely but the lack of recognizeable drama is sweet. Thinking about becoming a professional boy toy. Wonder how that yellow pages add would read? "Ladies, are you tired of sleeping along but don't want some punk calling you? Expecting you to call back? Then call AirDrew's manho/boy toy service." Hmm...... Drewfus McDoofus
  7. If'n anybody wants to skydive with me, PM me. I do free RW video for teams that want to practice, am a crappy freeflyer but am willing to try any old thing. Oh, and I get drink and sleep around. Drewfus McDoofus
  8. It was ok, no real sparks so it was kind of like having to hang out with a relative. The blind date thing is obviousely not my bag. I'd rather not hang out than hang out with someone uninteresting. I think next time I will ask to be introduced instead. It was awkward as hell. Not only that but by the time I finally got away the clouds had returned and I was told I had missed three loads and two video's. Should I send her a bill for $50? Drewfus McDoofus
  9. 18. Even big receptionists/computer techs need love. 19. Everything is better with beer! Drewfus McDoofus
  10. I can't remember, it has been too long. Drewfus McDoofus
  11. airdrew20012001

    Bummer

    Sorry to hear that, you have my sympathies. Why don't you take a semester off then? I did it twice while I was getting my BA, didn't hurt me none. Once I did it to go to Autralia, the second time because I was sick of school. Drewfus McDoofus
  12. I once saw a tandem master in hollister california who jumped with a half cast. He'd skid in on his butt then someone would bring him his crutches. Drewfus McDoofus
  13. I am sick and tired of rain, avoiding puddles, harsh cross winds, snow and freezing my ass clean off!! Ok..I'm better now. Drewfus McDoofus
  14. Usually my answer depends on which I am least current at. Right now sex is better but i have also done close to 200 dives as basically a rec skydiver. I haven't laid since Reagan. At least that's how it feels. Drewfus McDoofus
  15. That's the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, made my day! Drewfus McDoofus
  16. \ Quit griping. I did a video on saturday last and it was -2 f at exit altitude. I was getting snowed on when I was on the strut. If I had a new rig I would jump in any weather. Drewfus McDoofus
  17. I think my head is going to explode now. Thanks for the advice, I will endevour to let you all know how it went. Drewfus McDoofus
  18. I am currently at work, at least physically, totally wasting the hard earned tax payer dollars of the fine residents of the state of Oregon. But, on the bright side, I just got to level 10 on collapse! Whoo hoo! Drewfus McDoofus
  19. Ok, it has been like for damn near ever since i have had a date and, to make matters worse, this is blind date. I am panicking, what do I do? Any do's and don'ts from the greater skydiving world? The last pereson I sort of saw was a skydiver, what does one do around non-skydivers? GIVE A BROTHER A HAND!!!! Drewfus McDoofus
  20. Are you a tandem jm? Drewfus McDoofus
  21. I jumped one a couple of months ago, seeing how I was jumping a triatholon 160 at the time I had no problem and kinda liked it. I think if you really wanted to get crazy you'd need to load the piss out of it. I ended up buying a small stilletto instead and, other than kinda wacky openings, really like it. I'd try to sell it to the same sort of person that would buy a saber 2, first canopy lightly loaded or second canopy heavily loaded. Drewfus McDoofus
  22. Waive bye bye to the pretty tandem. Drewfus McDoofus