auburnguy

This story is a few moths old but I am an insomniac and I couldn't sleep so i figured id share it. A couple of months ago I called ASC (alabama, pratville) and asked what kind of aircraft they flew. The guy on the other end replied cessna 172. I then asked "do you go to 10k or 11k" he then said "we go to 14k" I laughed at him and asked him if he was sure and he said yes. Bottom line, any dz owned by ben and carey blows, hard. I had the same sort of experience with ASC in atlanta. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

A few weeks old but a fantastic video none the less. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

I wasn't that scared after about my 7th jump (6 AFF's including tandem). I had overconfidence in my "abilities" and equipment. After that I was loving it not scared at all to go solo, but I refused to do group skydives. I was terrified that I was going to kill someone by hitting them during deployment because I hadn't gotten far enough away. Then I got jumped on a 3 way be a couple of guys, the jumped out behind me without telling me before hand because they knew I was scared of group skydives. Since then I have gotten much more comfortable in groups. I am still a little nervous in the landing pattern but most of that has faded. The scariest part for me has always been being 20 feet off the ground under canopy and realizing that the earth is coming up quickly and if I screw something up its going to hurt.... a lot. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

Does not work with most video cards. It works on every computer (with windows), it doesn't go through the graphics card. Its a software utility. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

My priorities have been so fucked by skydiving its not funny, but I really don't give a crap. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

its called print screen. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

greatness "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

The F360CS went round the Top Gear test track 3.5 seconds faster than the Gallardo. So did the standard version of the 360's successor, the F430 The question wasnt about the 360cs, it was about the 360. The 360cs is faster than the standard f430 or the lambo. If it is between the lambo and the 360cs then the choice is easy, the 360cs. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

The lambo. Much more power, stiffer chassis, better gearbox and suspension. From what I understand it handles like a lotus elise. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

I cant wait to take one of those classes! "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

What do you guys think? I is curious. Personal experience stories encouraged. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

Save your money for when you can skydive. Or do what I do when I cant jump... order more gear. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

No, I don't. You silly hippie! "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

If you have the money I can tell you how to make it happen, completely legally. However it costs hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars and strong political connections to keep the ATF from harassing you. Edit to add: Charlton Heston was a great man, weather you loved him or hated him you have to have respect for the guy. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

I'll be there on saturday in full force bitching about how I cant jump and so I can get my rig to mike. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

That's a good start. Who's next? All the child sex offenders in prisons. Not the ones who got caught in an "i didnt know she wasnt 18" situation. The ones who knowingly molested a child or have raped someone. That seems like a good place to go. But then again I am an extremely vicious person. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

They found a girl who was 16 and had give birth at 15. Line all the men in there up and shoot them. I'm thinking mini gun. Religious freedom does not give you the right to abuse women children. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VV5PIO0&show_article=1 "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I had a double malfunction. I flew the malfunctioning canopies into some trees and lived but was in the hospital for months. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

too cute "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

If you get hurt don't pussy out. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

He was just dicking around and got caught, chalk that one up to youthful indiscretion. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

Cut the guy a little slack, who among us hasnt participated in a nazi themed bondage orgy? "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

dang, the farm has a lot of post whores. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

PERFECT. I wonder what it will be when the democrats finally have a candidate. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

I quit keeping track at $7,000. Oh yeah and I just got an invoice for my skyhook install. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson