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  1. Power to the recruiters, deadly force is probably a bit much but a few broken bones seems appropriate. There is a difference between practicing free speech and being a provocative dick, these people are being dicks. I hope the recruiters capture the cage and put the protesters in it, that would be the best resolution to this situation. http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=163653&title=marines-in-berkley "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  2. Take over a military recruiting station? I would really love to see that. I really hope someone has a video camera for the event. I'll put my money on the recruiters to kick some hippie ass if one of them is touched. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  3. Great of Rob Riggle in Berkley, he is a former marine who now works on the daily show. One of the funnier clips I've seen the daily show run in a long time. http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=163653&title=marines-in-berkley "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  4. Absolutely, but id use a small caliber like a .17hmr to make it slower for body shots. As for just a straight shot to the head, yes to that too, id use a .50AE for that. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  5. Your antagonistic approach with nothing add to the real subject matter simply highlights your stupidity. Also amusing since I did reply to the topic in the earlier post. "Say what you will about motivations for the war, but we aren't the ones beheading people and tricking the mentally retarded into getting on buses wearing explosives. " Funny because you try to slam me while doing the exact same thing you just criticized me for. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  6. It just screams i love cock, I really couldn't think of anything else. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  7. Dead on "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  8. You need to research your 2 million number. Even the most liberal (and proven vastly inflated) estimates put it at 600,000. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  9. Says the person who refuses to identify themselves. Say what you will about motivations for the war, but we aren't the ones beheading people and tricking the mentally retarded into getting on buses wearing explosives. Edit: Oh wait, I remember you. Your the guy who didn't know what he was talking about in another thread and said I was most likely a lower class conservative Christian for the south with a poor education who had never been out of the state, or something to that extent. As I remember you left that thread with your tail in between your legs because you didn't know what you were talking about, as appears to be the case again in this thread. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  10. Yeah heck I mean it's not like you invaded their country, your big oil companies are getting the revenue from their natural resources, you put a government in place and next to all that killed 2 million Iraqis. I mean if you would have done all that it would be understandable that they kind of hate you... Oh but wait, you kind of did all that didn't ya? The stupidity of some people baffles me. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  11. Oh come on you cant REALLLY believe that waterboarding has only been used 3 times... No one can be that much of a Bush Administration deadender... It is known for producing inaccurate intelligence when it is used too often or in situations that do not warrant it, hence the reason it has only been used three times simply as a measure to break someone. Believe it or not the government is not an entirely evil machine. I cant believe we are having an argument on how to treat people who are killing innocent civilians and US troops every day. JUST KILL THEM, except for the really important ones, hold on to them and waterboard the hell out of them. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  12. I guess I cant pretend to be a spicy latin male porn star by the name of hank slamm any more. It wont pass, but its a pretty funny proposal. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  13. They should just change the name of this thread to "Who can get permanently banned the fastest" "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  14. Because they are fucking crazy "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  15. When the enemy does this, I am perfectly fine with us waterboarding them. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0524072torture1.html "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  16. Maybe after you get done asking him politely for intelligence we can all have a pillow fight and then share ghost stories in tents in my backyard. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  17. Waterboard him until he has a psychotic breakdown and thinks hes a 8 year old girl from Texas. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  18. Very nice. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  19. 35 jumps and your still jumping a 210? I only have 36 and I jump a pilot 168. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  20. I have 2 guys who live above me in auburn, they can get extremely noisy from time to time. one of them started playing a crappy techno song on a loop at 3am one night, this is in addition to the crappy music he played all the time extremely late at night/ early in the morning. So I just fired back one night by cutting the main 10 second beat out of a rap song and playing that beat on a loop with the bass on a 1000watt sub turned all the way up for 20 min.... at 3 am. They quited down big time after that. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  21. How many people have taken a deuce under canopy? That might by me mark on the skydiving community. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  22. Let natural selection work its magic. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  23. If you dont know what most people mean when they talk about "drugs" then you need to kick yourself in the cooter for not having any common sense. Getting into a semantics argument is just silly. Side note. My uncle had a dog named cooter. teehee. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  24. God I hope that stupid cunt gets kicked off. I cant stand that fucking bitch. She has such an undeserved sense of accomplishment and an arrogance that is hard to understand given her extremely low level of success. I wish all the bad things in the world on her and nobody else. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
  25. Don't land with the hotshots downwind of those tall trees when it's windy, get out in the middle of the big field, and yes the SIMS dose cover where one might expect to find turbulence and why as well as how to do a PLF. I know I have been there and seen a number of wise older jumpers land and sit out loads for a few hours because of the strong winds, so if you see them old farts like Andy & Hans or Anthony sitting out watching the WDI loads get pounded, that would be your clue to keep your feet planted on planet earth. I was in the middle of the field, I couldnt PLF because I was completely on my side and the winds kicked up after I had already gotten on the plane. It was a freak accident but in the long run not that big of a deal. I will be able to walk with a cane in about 3 weeks and then I get to walk around acting like Dr. House. Being incredibly sarcastic and talking vicodin every 15 seconds. All the otherwise fun and hot girls in auburn have locked themselves in their rooms because a frosh girl got murdered earlier this week. But I could always play the big strong protector roll, girls love that. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson