Darktreader

THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO HANDLE THIS, WATCH BELOW.....!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMlKYl4KVk "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Fixed it for you..... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

thurdays is ladies night at Cowboys, and theres a bar right near there called Diamond Daves which runs till 4 am and pretty good crowd for thursday with dance floor . Both tend to have a wide range of music and ages show up. I will be at both tonight "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Roo.. Next time you are around, Come find me and I will give you MY Boogie lecture. The other other lectures may actually be better advise however I bet that mine are MUCH more fun. Many years ago I was actually a decent, nice, sweet, caring guy. Sensitive to womens needs, and a complete gentlemen. I then recieved this boogie lecture from my brother....and you can all see how well I turned out... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

just a suggestion, but maybe you should do some self analization...and or counseling to help you with your issues. You obviously have relationship issues, insecurity issues, and personality issues. Most importantly control issues. I would imagine your not taking this "job" for the extra income but rather an escape from your own problems where you can be who ever you want without consequence and most importantly you have "control" for how ever short a time which gives you a false sense of security. Eventually this will consume your life untill you satisfy the rest. good luck I hope you find some peace "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I removed my braces when I had them. I used needle-nose pliers and it wasnt that difficult. A quick up or down jerk not very hard snaps them right off. The hard part was removing the glue. after trial and error I found the your basic wireless dremel from walmart and a small diamond bit worked fine for glue removal. You all can laugh if you want but I used basically the same tools the use in the office and saved a ton of money braces are WAAAY over priced for what work is actually performed on your teeth. The whole removal process and cleaning took me about an hour. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Come on now guys quite picking on divot its not his fault.... I mean this is how he was raised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlWgF8dqneg We still love you...just from a distance "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

remember only ballots containing sexy photos will be considered for the count. all email ballots must be sent to me. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

agreed..out of state voters must mail or email in ballots with sexy photos to be considered for value "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

when and where is this small gathering??? i could be there but I dont know the details "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I'ma gonna have to say no on this one, Not all boobs look good... not safe! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Its so nice to finally see a woman who knows what a wife means.... N.S. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Sorry folks these two theads I must say are funny. Heres a good comparison. Try to pic out the hotties in this photo...its a bit similar to skydivers lol.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

just a suggestion but you should have a nomination list of top 10 and then do a poll of the 10 most nominated and let the ladies vote. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

You get 6.67% of whatever he wins for each 100.00 you buy of him. NOT just first place only. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Well if you play poker as much as you jump...I must say this would be a bad investment. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

count me in...I am signed on for the scr.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Exception: Make sure immediate family was not invited to same group. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I am now preregistered...and definately in. From wed night till sunday Looking forward to many jumps, coaching jumps and courses. Cajones Rodriguez, Grand Master of Ceremonies AardvarkEater Agent Lead Amazon Organizing ISSA World Cup Speed Skydiving , PMS Initiations ,SCR Fun jumps Annillos Antigua baseknut BGill (most likely) Bigun Billeisele- Mesa Rodriguez BlueSkiesKel-riding JENNR8R Bolas It's practically in my backyard... Broke (Anyone wanna ride down in a little toyota?) ChangoEnLosPantalones Rodriguez con el ECU skydive club Chaoskitty -disorganizing CSpenceFLY organizing DEnete Danger ROO Darktreader Delfina Rodriguez Dr. Andy (Explosivo Rodriguez) Fmmobley - with his new wingsuit FrancoR Freefalle and others from Team Dirty Sanchez I'm sure futuredivot - Selling a few t-shirts; Staying sober to drive if needed; not modeling SkyFest underwear gonzalesna -DD: Designated Drinker iluvtofly kallend Katiebear21 Lauraliscious McBeth MicDuran mnealtx (in spirit) monkycndo mouth MWolfe namgrunt nannerbanner NWFlyer Pepe Rodriguez Perra Rodriguez Popsjumper PsychoBob (whoremonger) Rick Rkymtnhigh(if I'm still in the SE in June) Shaggio Rodriguez SimonBones Skydave (PsychoBob's supplier) Skymama Sletzer Smears SPAWNmaster Sunshine - keeping upndownshop in line Thanatos340 - Organizing Poker Tournament, Bringing Jello Shots, Chasing Women and ACTUALLY Jumping The_Don & Jeannie_R Tmaricle55 (dragging Clay) Traviesa Turtle upndownshop "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

congrats "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife, 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her throat, Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked curtly, 'And did he give you $500?' Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.' Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.' Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe Store. The Salesman said to them, 'I have some very Special Jamaican sandals I think you would be Interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the Sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband Felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you Into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the Husband, after Some badgering from his wife, finally Gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this Wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen In many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband Grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, Yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and Grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the Wrong feet! You Got dem on the wrong feet!' "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

once in my life in a 1-2 nolimit live action game I have seen quad aces beaten bya royal flush, We have pictures of table, the river actaully made both hands if I am not mistaken, the case ace on river gave the trip aces -quads as well as the royal flush who was drawing to his royal flush, both players where all in on the turn. It was amazing to see however it was not a very substantial pot I beilive less then 100.00 if I am not mistaken. Thanatos can verify it was at his home game years back. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Ya see "REAL" women can deep throat this entire boomerang........ "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"