Darktreader

I think I need a lawyer on retainer.....it seem to be reoccuring "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

hey sometimes they leave me with more then I pay for.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Why is it Phillip morris has been sued for cancer, Mcdonalds has been sued for making people fat, but I cant sue Anheuser Busch for all the ugly girls I fucked?? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Yeah shes hot if you like MAN-ly women...a bit butch dont you think.... now "Melanie Thierry" is beautifull "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

its pointless if you can never see the tip from the other side....isnt it? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

ouch....tell me how you "really" feel.. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.. I think he needs top post HIS picture.... I wouldnt want to make all the sky chicks move their home DZ....just for me.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I would love to have a hot deaf women, they usally dont speak either, no bullshit to have to listen too.... sign lanquage made easy you point at her then point at your self and then ball a fist and move it sideways next to your cheek while poking your tongue at the opposite cheek.... she will understand next lesson start again by pointing at her and then point to yourself , then make a fist in each hand and place hands beside waist, move hips back and forth with hands moving in opposite directions and smile, she will understand for all other commmunication the middle finger works well. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Nope. You won't get yelled at. We'll just assume you're gay and don't like hot chicks. damn you say a chick is ugly and all of sudden your gay... let me rephrase then....if unlimited amounts of alcohol or certain drugs where present, I would have sex with either of them... But that's okay here. Really. It's fine. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

tila's a goddess comparitively speaking...and I dont think tila's hot ....she does have a nice ass though..I wanna be friends with it.. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

i couldnt get past the red hair.... much less the ugly face to even get a look at the boobs... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

If I say there both really ugly will I get yelled at???? yuck "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

your not gonna have a choice soon.. yahoo front page news had a story a few weeks ago about the incandesent light bulb will be phased out completely within 5 years to the more envirementally & energy freindly bulbs. Yes they said "less light" but last 5 times longer and uses less energy and less harmfull to envirement. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

hey hey hey I made up for it by posting boobie pics....very large ones at that..I know the rules!!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

"are they built for speed or comfort...speed or comfort...you motorboatin son of bitch" I love that movie "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

this what would you do.....

very observent "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[I get fucked A LOT - Well fucked OVER: arm rests, counter tops, benches etc. . fixed it "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

thast funny "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Isnt that what women where created for? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

all I can say is damn.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

--------------------------------------------------------- About 4 percent of the population is gifted, IQ above 130, The population is growing rapidly so this statement depending on when he was tested could be somewhat accurate. Depends on which test he took and at what age. I have been tested 3 times in my life and the scores varied dramatically each time. IQ160 yes less then 1 percent, but many people will take these online iq tests and think those are accurate scores and they are not even close. Average IQ test takes about 6-8 hours including the written and oral testing phases and usaully done over 2 days. There are 200 standard tests used in the united states, of which a 100 score is average and 130 is gifted, above 144 is genius, but every test varies and even mensa accepts a varied score for admission depending on the test taken. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Sorry if this is a repost. But I love these and wanted to share. FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss. BEST FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the UGLY FUCKER you tried to pick up FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. BEST FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " FRIENDS: Cry with you. BEST FRIENDS: laugh at you FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. BEST FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. BEST FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. BEST FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. BEST FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". BEST FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I use the same technique...lol No seriously, alot of people including myself are accused of being snobby due to initial shyness. The majority of the time it is level of comfort. If people dont know you, you dont want to display any actions or statements until you feel comfortable. First impressions are hard to change! It takes a bit of time to see how others in the area are acting and reacting to you. I usaully dont speak to anyone for a few days when I first go to new places, until I really feel out the people and place. I think its normal. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

yeah not guy in here hasnt drank so much that it wasnt a consern...alcohol can be your friend and enemy as the same time!! it has a sick sense of humor! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"