Darktreader

my pouch says exit only.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

absolutely... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

heres my theme song!!! enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcVVQYfA7b0&feature=related "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Girls have Gaydar? your a funny guy "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I must add to the sickness....this one is sure to make you smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuVWt6nAfXs "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Grandmas Don't Know Everything: Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other? She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

skydive the farm in atlanta has a couple of nice ponds to splash into, I did 2 weeks ago... I hope it counts towards my water training!!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

lol it would be an interesting seating assignment if its a full load....hmmmmaybe I really do wanna be on this load and new meaning for make room for the tandems!!!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

i would consider making my first naked jump as well... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I never thought she would post my messages like that for all to see. I mean cmon now every girl here on DZ.com is gonna be stalking me...damn olga you lost out but I mean did you have biuld up all the skydiving chicks hopes that they might actaully have a chance with me.. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

happy b-day MOMMA!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

wow didnt think you where "that" kinda girl... after my first "solo" it took years to find a girl willing much less 4 willing at the same time "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

For the longest time before becoming a skydiver I was weened on the traditions of was expected of me as I progressed. The most common one was the BEER tradition. I have come to understand that certain accomplishments and certain screw-ups monument this joyish tribute that must be paid. This beer that is to be paid from what I understood was created to celebrate these moments and to be shared amongst others and handed out as each other shared and reflected the achievements/screw-ups. The beer tradition has fallen far from what it should be. In the year I have been jumping I have yet to see this properly done. Lets bring back the true tradition...I am tired of hearing someone yell you owe beer for this or that...you know why people owe it and stead of showing up with it later and annoucing it. Because its lost it meaning...When I make my firsts I wanna show up with beer and hand out my beer and have people ask me what happend...am I the only one that has noticed this? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

How much for "Girl Power!" across his chest? Let's start taking bids!!!!! Bid starts at $4500...!!!! ~R+R... For 4500.00 I would wear a rainbow grrl power suit with pink stripes that said "loves the Cock" on the front and prettyboy the back and post it on the cover of parachutist magazine lmao "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

OK heres some clarification for all. Because this has gotten serious and it was just sopposed to be humurous to start with. We all know LS suits are exspensive and when this happend I thought wow didnt know they where "that" exspensive as a joke. Obviously it was taken as bad publicity and this was NOT my intent. Julio has made several attempts to contact me while I was at work today to make this right. I did not ask for discounts nor have tried to make LS look bad in anyway. My suit is going to be made for me and a discount has been offered. I hope this eases the minds of future customers. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Its sad when things posted in the bonfire are taken as a personal attack. I found it humorous as did most who read this. Now my order has been canceled. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

naw they are my spares for when I hit the pond.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

So I just got home and checked my email, and Bank of america has send me a email telling me they have shut down my account and blocked my card for irregular activity....hmmm I log on to the site and check my balance....quite a large negative balance. Then I see where I the Liquid Sky suit I had ordered was charged 9 times. I know they are good suits and I added the rush but damn... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Know how I know your gay? cause you like Genesis! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I can live with "splash" its got a nice ring to it "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

may have to change my name to tres madres rodriquez lol "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

very sad... my poppy has deserted me, my own mom doesnt even know who the dad is....and even worse noone will step up to adopt me....I feel so unloved... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

like we actaully "listen" to what they say anyways "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

Heres my most recent pic....vote away p.s. my ass is already posted in a different thread "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I have a low body temp as well usaully about 97. somthing...I too have consistant fatigue I always thought it was from excessive masterbation though "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"