Darktreader

I never said I didnt.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

which doesnt happen often, A friend of mine in which I have known for several years, at the bar tonight calls me over to tell me "that for some reason when she drinks...shes very attracted to me". at first I am thinking, " ok how many drinks did I have and was it enough to go ahead and take viagra now..." then I started thinking " man the next morning might be pretty awkrawd..." Finally I realized man even my close friends have to be really drunk to find me attractive. I think I only had one feeling left and she hurt it... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

QuoteShooooot..I swallow (more like gulp!) and burp! Sooooo.....you come here often?.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

the million dollar question here is not whether you would or not but rather "would you swallow?" & if you wouldnt swallow "would you get mad at yourself for not swallowing?" things to ponder... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

oh HELL YES, the greatest idea ever for men...its semi free slavery!!! for a few years if she doesnt live up to your rules ship her ass back....I love this country!! LMAO "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

too much perfume - tell them skin and clothes reek of cigarette smoke - tell them their food stinks horribly - tell them (umm no) I should go tell human resourses the receptionist should wear alot more make-up, as long as its tackfully asked I am in the right, right?....or maybe when I take mylunch I should get my own lunch room because I dont like to be watched when eating, I dont like way the new guy smells after break maybe he shouldnt be allowed to smoke...or maybe someone should make him use mouthwash all day and spray on cologne that "I" like..or maybe....or maybe.....gimme a break the world doesnt conform to you....stop being selfish I dont even smoke I dont even like the way smoke smells I dont bitch either "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I dont believe its the type as much as it is the WAY you consume it. Funneling beer is definately alot more fun and roudy drunk then drinking a 12 pack over sat chores 6 shots in 1 hour of tequila vs. a jumbo margarita at the resturant will, probably have you fired up a bit. jack-n-coke being sipped at a club is alot different then someone throwing you a bottle and yelling bubble that four or five times. you get the picture....etc. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

need more options!! I want to be on PUNK'D theres some funny shiat on there! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

umm yeah your laws must be different in fantasy land.... same situation, same rights...niether one of us have a right to say anything to anyone else, "no rules have been broken". If smoking is not allowed on the property,then she has a right to mention the smell of smoke, other then that, If he smells like bigfoots dick it doesnt matter its not her place. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

no shit smells like shit... I have never smoked a shit cigarette...phillip morris musta quit making those before I was born!! and noone likes a stinky lunch room, but you know what I do , instead of telling everyone in there not to heat up the nasty smelling food they bring which makes me gag..."I just dont eat in there"....wow problem solved. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

"Doooooor!" on train means closing! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

This is no different then old lady in the office that wears perfume u dont like that is way too strong or the lunch room of a warehouse that reaks of mexican food, I can go on and on...It does NOT give you any right to say a anything, just because you dont like the smell. I dont smoke anymore, havent for some while now and I know the smell isnt pleasant to most but nether are alot of smells in the work area. Try watching "Dirty Jobs" now those folks deal with some smells!!! If you dont like smoke smell and you can smoke at your work then find a new job, or deal with it. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

i agree the bert show on q-100 would probably be able to make that happen...they do similar shows like that all the time and have all the information you need. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I think the whole bailing outta jail thing has alrady been done....along with being on the news "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

start out with smaller dogs then work your way up to pitbulls....progression is the key ask any mailman. why else would anyone want to run? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

American women will admit that size matters, sweetheart. not true...size only matters if you plan on repeat business... lmao "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

QuoteCongrats! I did the same for my jump #25...but we didn't f* up the exit. That wasnt my fault....lol "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

For when you want to mow the lawn and your on call... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

finished up... did my a-licence 25th jump, afterwards I heard my coach got in trouble. The jump ended up being a headdown exit into a rotating hybrid with a kisspass during. I am in the red jumpsiut with orange helmet, here it is enjoy. [/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWDiXBv1HQ "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

You tube doesnt do this video justice....I hate the streaming quality....this was FUNNY...tears where rolling at "take my breath away"!! good job "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

the whole reason for laughing this equation off to begin with...and why it is pointless "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

I got 2 white bitches in the back with good credit and'll hook your shit up... thats funny!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

scene from JOE DIRT : Jamie Presley "I'm your sister....I'm your sister.....I'm your sister...." "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

If I where a teacher I would given a pass for these answers...cmon they did answer the questions "Literally" well except for the elephant one..but that was funny "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"