Darktreader

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  1. I will be there "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  2. I will be there... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  3. My worst pet peeve has to be people who are not articulate and cant enunciate. Especially in positions that deal with the public daily. Its like a knife in my ear to hear "dis, dat, foe, tray" or "representin, much respect, showin love, ya feel me" Or to hear little kids pronounce things incorrectly and parents not correcting them, cause they think it sounds cute. pacifiers in kids old enough to walk. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  4. will there be any jumping on wed for the early birds? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  5. Had an old roommate of mine years ago and we would so stupid pranks all the time for fun, one night he got me good, I had a first date lined up and he was gonna stay home that night my date came over and we left for dinner and the plan was to come back and rent a movie. We arrived back home a couple hours later and while I was gone, he flipped my entire bedroom upside down and backwards down to every last item, and he was gone for the night. I felt so compeled to one up on him, I went to the local "fast signs" company and had a couple vinyl signs made up that stick on your car, IN flouresant pink one said "loves The Cock" with a big rainbow over it, in which I waited till friday night and stuck it on his passenger side door. I had another made up that said "I love a mouthfull" with little rainbows on each side and that went on the front bumper. He didnt notice it for 2-days, and it was pointed out by his employer when going to lunch on monday. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  6. you musta heard a story passed down like this, but it most certainly is not true, myth busters already took this MYTH to the test and it can NOT explode. you might as well of said you got a newbie near a gas pump with a cell phone and it blew him up from the tiny electrical current in the phone near the fumes. Myth busters pumped methane gas steady for 30 sec into one and light a flame and no ignition, it wasnt until they sealed it air tight and filled it completely with pure methane gas did it finally ignite. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  7. Rule 9.5 Friends of the guy who just went in are required to "sanitize" the "bouncee's" apartment/locker/DZ trailer before their parents find all the porn/drugs/compromising photos. very nice "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  8. When has there ever been a "skydiving competition" on ESPN as the article mentions??? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  9. Theres really only one way to handle this situation....plain and simple watch and enjoy!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  10. wheres the before and after shots of the hot chick getting into and out of the shower?? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  11. +1 +2 This says it well....most people cant take blunt truth.....boldness and facts may seem rude when pointed in your direction but it may just be the honest truth or just someones opinion. The real question here is why would you let somone you dont likes opinion bother you? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  12. I've donated alot of sperm but never got paid! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  13. 140,000 got bored after that "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  14. So basically a 180 turn when your ready to leave gets you a refund? No seriously though is there going to be a "set" landing pattern in the main area? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  15. this poll isnt very definative....it should read: Large attractive breasts or firm tone ass nobody likes buffalo nut saggy large boobies nor a giantic cellulite ass so lets get specific. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  16. well to be a true " ton of fun" 10 way every one of the 10 need to be at least 200 lbs w/o gear 200 and considered a big boy? maybe if your 5"5". 220+ is getting into bigboy territory! Hell i'm 205 and don't consider my self BIG. Maybe big for freeflying but not big for RW. same here I am 205 w/o gear just wondering, and just for the record my "circumference" is close to me hieght or was it length either way I come up short! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  17. Whats exaclty constitutes a "big boy"? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej1ylPIk44o I would sing for you but I will have to let this do it for me! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  19. the farm entourage would entail at least 10 more to the list....I would think we will end at about a 100 jumpers by boogie time or close to it. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  20. so your gonna come to the farm next weekend and then to fitz 4 weeks later? must be nice!! your gonna get so corrupted "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  21. it can also be a vey helpful boogie tool....used to determine if your "that" drunk. which gives you a full pardon on the morning walk of shame to manifest!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  22. I may have a solution to help monitor this bet, I just happen to own a DOT/FDA approved very exspensive hand held breathilizer unit. The best way to judge this contest is have you guys drink an even number of beer and see who blows the lowest number. I would say compete for the highest number but that usaully turns out to be dangerous, as someone usaully gets alcohol posioning. Or basically drink till the first one hits a non lethal drunk number Like .15 and he loses! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  23. Will there be any type of concessions during the day for food and drinks? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  24. ever hear the saying...beware what you wish for it just might come true!! remember with boys you only have to worry about one penis with girls you have to worry about the rest of them!!! congrats and good luck "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
  25. I agree no live bands for me either......however any form of women's wrestling be it KY or mud or jello or whatever is always entertaining for all , or the classic wet T-shirt contest...fun for participants and audience