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It's not free, but Rosetta Stone or Berlitz are good places to start. Pay in cash wear a hoodie , and don't look up. One Jump Wonder

The men in black speak english silly.Their from Homeland insecurity. (The 'cleaner will remove all evidece they were there) BTW you asked which hand did you has raised. The left one with the middle finger extended.

Raise one hand and I'll let you know which one BTW the car parked outside your house has two men dressed in black sitting in the front seats drinking coffee and eating pizza

Don't look up

Mark Think big boobs = husband = mother off the dole. If it works the state will start paying for big boob jobs to get single flat chested moms off the dole "Trust no one" not even plastic surgeons bearing big boobs for free.

YOU WANT WHAT Beware your now on the official list. In Two days there will be a car parked outside your house 24/7. If you want a translation from arab to english the gov't will provide the offical version.

Hi RMH If we survived 8 yr's of the present administration we can survive 8 yr's of Hillary from hell or whoever the next resident of the white house is. We'll lurk your thread and reading the party line for the pro SC posters. Thanks for the excelent entertainment, Nice Lady BTW how tall are you

Congrats DAD!!!

What you talking about, trouble makeing left wing, conservative, you don't know squat Whoever writes the history wins. (Win win)

Hi 999 not 999 stirring the pot oops SC ok

Hi Coastie Do you have a pair of six pack abs like the other lady in the pic How tall are you You don't have to worry about us stalking you could easily outwalk us.

HI RL Africa: Niger etc. Isn't that a rough part of the world especially since your going to be "outstanding" in a crowd of locals. You've got life insurance and your wife says go for it, wonder what she would say if you didn't have the insurance Will your pay continue if you get kidnapped and weren't released past your contract I can understand being bored with your old job and getting paid the big $$$ isn't to exciteing since your not into collecting things you don't need. If your looking for a change, have you looked at other jobs that would also interest you in a area thats a little less volatile than the area you described. A shoe salesmen in a high end womens store might be fun

Hi G We bought a new car 4 yr's ago thru a dealer via the net. No fuss no muss, no BS, no wailing or flailing. Deal was made over the met. Went to the dealership to pay and pick up our new car, and was immediatly surrounded by a pack of sales people before we got out of our car. Asked for the nice sales folks for the internet dude sales people immediatly left like whiped dogs I think I've seen the book before, but it was written pre internet. When in doubt surf the net to research the types of cars you think you want, and go to the closest dealer for a test drive to narrow your choices. Then go back and email a couple of dealers in your area for the best price.

Yep

FIRST

Sorry about that On a Happy note your DZ wasn't the first so you don't owe any beer

Tounge??? And run BTW Chewing gum all the time, Big red nose with broken blood vessels, blood shot eye's, or a perpetual runny nose are all signs of something Allergies? Hi Andy There are lots of different possabilities for these symptons.(and poor spelling) We've had hay fever . Some Mouth wash has alcohol in it (used to). Gum? bad breath. My wife also had a carpenter student that was using a nose inhaler in school. Nose candy A 23 yo laborer got hurt on the job, went to the hospital for tratment Dr determined the dude was drunk (before noon) Tongue Body fluids. Some construction unions in some areas have agreed to random UA's as a condition of employment. Due to the critical nature of the job. Weather the DZO's require their diver drivers to have random UA's is up to the DZO their insurance co, or USPA as a requirement of groupl membership The jumpers signed the waiver, and can make their own decision on weather they want to fly/jump with someone it's their nickel.

Hi Keith Maybe it's part of the big plan to start recruiting gays in the US military for the next "surge". Turn the enemy into fresh meat before their thrown into POW camps where their guarded by MP's on viagra. Isn't there something that says we're not supposed to use chemical or bio weaponsForgot that was befor the "war on terror" Wonder how many ass hats reviewed the proposal before/if it got shot down.

Hi AK Only some cops are pigs, the rest are OK. Of course you'll know a pig when you have to deal with one. Some of the pigss are into a power and control thing. Which is why some of the Peeps "on the job" have a higher rate of spousal abuse/domestic violence than John Q public. Stop resisting!!!!!!! Thump, Thump, Stop resisting!!!!!"I'n not resisting" Thump, thump, Stop resisting. Your honor We heard the officers continually ask the defendent to stop resisting. No sir we couldn't actually see the defendent resist the officers because he was covered with them like fleas. But we heard the officers commands clearly. STOP RESISTING!!!!!

Tounge??? And run BTW Chewing gum all the time, Big red nose with broken blood vessels, blood shot eye's, or a perpetual runny nose are all signs of something

Delta 11 with the strap or a slider

We (me, myself, I, and the boss) met a vet yesterday that flew with the muskegee airmen. Got his pilots wings at age 19. Prior to this time"Back in the day" blacks we're considered unsuitable for flying airplanes, fighting on the front lines etc. WAG in the future there will be gays accepted in our military without a BS "don't ask don't tell" policy. Wonder if the brain who came up with the Gay bomb idea was a officer now promoted to General.

I think Grill and Boyle have a valid point. Anyone should be able to record their own interactions. Especially public interactions like being stopped by police. 99% of the time, it would favor good cops' actions. As far as bad cops? We should have proof so we can move them to something more suiting their dispositions. Like programming, or dentistry. Zipp0 has been given a two week time out due to his remarks made in this thread. Want to rebut it ask the green hat. It's not clear if anyone else involved in this thead was also given a time out for inappropiate behavior. The only reason rehmwa is able to argue that Grill and Boyle have a valid pt is because Zipp0 did the research. Zipp0 is the man!

Easy there fuzzy little man peach. I'll shave my toes Trust me/us

Hi Guppie We (all of me) likes your avatar you teasing the turtle Nice toes lady, all that cleavage Are you going to paint your toes to match your red outfit? Wonder if the turtle dude does all kind of toes painted, plain, girl, boy. Guy's got toes to