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Too easy. Or we can increase the odds by most fucked up for the longest time. Hi T Need to define "fucked up" My Boss says I've been "fucked up" for the last 35 yr's. Takes one to know one

Got any pics's or video

HI Jerry The only part I think I can remember about the article is "No hook turns to low to the ground" (under x') SOS 1163 (Baby)

You're just now figuring that out? What's even wierder, as disturbed as he is, he's convinced his long-time girlfriend Carla to marry him at LP. Damn Dave When you get even you really get even Now when we see Jason and the blushing bride at LP we'll be having flashbacks to the image of you and bozo having a close encounter in cyber space. Double wedding

Hi Your canopy is like a person. The more you know about it and the better you take care of it, the better it will take care of you and the longer your relationship with it will last. BTW you can find gloves, altimeters, and other stuff inside a canopy laying around the packing area.

The outside. Blues, Dave Butt butt doe's that mean Bozo gets your butt side. We don't even want to watch that shit. Live or on video

Nice sponsor Does the bank have a branch in the US? Or can we open a acct via Email

Trailer is all cleaned and serviced....ready to travel. My trailer is attached to my new truck in our parking lot here at work.

That aint something yer gonna see , Jason. Bozo How about your feet Could a girlie toe sucker make it worth you while Ladies any volunteers for givng a flying elvie a toe suck

Hi LB Cruise Goodwill/Salvation army and buy a inexpensive hard shell suitcase and put the rig inside and check it in as baggage. OTOH the nice lady could carry the extra rig on the airplane herself She does have a liscense.

Hello nice lady Small hands, small fingers, 38DD's Lets get down to the important stuff How big are you feet? and how long are your toes? Don't worry about shoe size

Hi JR Goodwill We (me myself and I) even found some matching fuck me shoes Just watch out for the women shoppers, especially if your a plus size.

Hi BS25 Have we got a deal for you

Think one size canopy fits all. Little people no problem landing Big people landing

Hi A Had us fooled. We were only joking. We thought you was a sweet young thing

Hi A We're looking for 7 other people for a SOS eight way at LP. You up for it?

Consider undoing the RSL prior to landing. If your getting dragged and decide to cutaway you won't deploy the reserve and get drug some more. Talk with instructor at DZ.

Hi Shell You don't need Bozo's help. My Boss kicks my butt all by herself and she's a lot older than you.

Go look at the Perris website and see what they are charging for a DC-3 jump. This is for the unConventional boogie. Upwards of 75 bucks a jump. Yeah...the old times are gone. Whine whine whine No radials at LP Only Turbo's To bad there won't be a twin beach at LP either for the flyby or maybe.... rumor $75 for a jump out of a DC-3 We (me myself and I) only paid $55 ea for a jump out of the 727 at the WFFC and had to think twice about that Bozo if your sitting next to shell at the bar I'll sit on the other side we might have a average age of 50 yr's ea between the three of us. Average weight of...... Gotta go before we (me myself & I) get our's butt's kicked.

"pizza puke" Barf me out with a spoon A friends wife bought him one for his B-day. First time he jumped it everyone turned their backs before he landed. Butt ugly looking canopy.

Ask him if he wants to sell his gear so he can downsize

Scariest was getting blown backwards under a PC towards the RR tracks that we occupied by a very long moving freight train Decision time: continue to face into the wind and get blown backwards and land short of the train or do a 180 and try and run over the train.

Hi Nasemann Guy with a hairy backl How tall are you

Sitting in the saddle at 300' after very low pull and pilot chute hesitation. Opened below the tree line, approx 1971 By the time we walked back to the DZ my room mates had already taken dibs my car, girlfriend, and gear Dumb, lucky, Dead man walking

FYI FWIW the OP's name in the profile section makes me think she's a nice lady (height unknown) not a guy. The city the OP lists she's located in is Dalat google shows Dalat is in the Nam aka Viet nam. Home country of Uncle Ho since deceased from old age.