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    Chambersburg Skydiving Center
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    35651
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    Formation Skydiving
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  1. I'll be there at least for Thursday and Friday, and looking forward to it! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  2. Yeah, I don't think any person in that competition will ever be able to run for public office now! Thanks to JR and Kathie and everyone else that worked their asses off over the weekend to make this thing a success! You all put on one hell of a fun boogie! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  3. Abbey and I won't be able to make it until tomorrow morning unfortunately. Originally we were going to come up tonight but I have a late hockey game. We'll be there bright and early tomorrow ready to fire up that Casa!!!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  4. Ah, yes, we call this "CAR"W It's even more impressive if you can manage to turn points FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  5. Since I wasn't there, I can only assume that you must have been looking at pictures of me again! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  6. Bored at work today so let's hear some stories ....What is the most interesting, funniest, unique, or just plain stupid place that you have ever landed off?? I don't personally have too many good ones.....yet FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  7. Selena, you might be a bit confused.....the Jello wrestling website that was posted has 5 pound bags of mix that only needs a garden hose to mix it with. Lots of water so no milk is needed and it isn't exacly Jello.....you can't eat it! It is very easy to make though and it makes a lot (25 Gallons). Only problem is the price. Originally, I was planning on getting big cans of pre-made pudding but I haven't been able to find any in the stores yet. They are cheap and easy but hard to find a lot of. Anyone have any suggestions on where I could get those big cans? Costo perhaps? Pudding is ideal over Jello. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  8. We could always just pump John William's camper toilet into the pool....problem solved! No worries.....I'll work it out! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  9. New calculation....the pool is 289 gallons total. Dimensions are 10'(L) x 6'(W) x 22"(H) One 5 pound jug of Jello mix makes 25 gallons 25 Gallons is 8.6% of a 289 gallon pool Pool is 22 inches high so 8.6% of that = 1.892 inches of Jello.... I'm thinking that one will be enough but two would be much better. That's a lot of money though FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  10. What do you think? Is 25 gallons of Jello enough? The pool is probably about 8 feet X 6 feet inside but I'm not real sure how much that Jello will cover. I definitely don't want to have too little. And yes, I am a cheap bastard! Come on, I'm a skydiver....half of my paycheck goes towards jet fuel, packers, and beer (damn taxi-way landings and a Gestapo like Beer Marshal! ) FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  11. Kevin, you paying attention here?????? Bolas, are you going to make it to the boogie? Hope you're working on your pelt! Hmmmmm.......we might just have to modify this event to Jello-Wrestling!! Thanks for the link. Does anyone want to pitch in to help me pay for this stuff? I think that one 5 pound bag should be plenty if it makes 25 gallons FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  12. Excellent!!....I'm working on pudding and I think I located a nice pool to use too. Mandy has an inflatable one just like the one I was going to buy from Walmart and she said we can use it. I'll take a look at it next time I'm up in Chambersburg. FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  13. What is the current PA record?? FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  14. No way!! That just means that we will have to get even more creative/horrible in our cabana attire!! The only white flag I'll be raising will be the one covering my buns of steel!! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20
  15. But Kyle, you are just so cuddly and spoonable....you would make a great prison wife! FALLATIO #13 PELT HEAD #20