Krip

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  1. I will not fuel your perversion. Shell I don't need the pics We got two male labs and one female lab, and there all taller than me. Then don't ask me to post a pic of him ... So you WATCH them lick themselves and then let them KISS you??? You gotta be smarter than the hounds, Krip ... Hi Shell Don't have to watch them do the licking. Their dogs and they do what dogs do. All three dogs have been fixed. Lots of fun watching the female humping the males, the males humping the males and the males humping the females. We don't get out much
  2. Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed up I think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... Hey Amazon, If you end up with a spare round to jump in the lake... I think it would be fun! Amazon Are the packers doing the rounds or is it a DIY deal. Ian One Jump Wonder
  3. I think "picking up used gear" is a universal tradition. I know talking about it is.
  4. Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself. Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. Shell I don't need the pics We got two male labs and one female lab, and there all taller than me. Herc's pic is for the other pervs going to LP that are dogless. BTW I hate it when the hounds lick themselves and then give me a kiss. Loose lips sink ships One Jump Wonder
  5. Nope ... but I will be in 4 sleeps. Did that make you feel any better??? Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself. Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" One Jump Wonder
  6. Uh thanks but no thanks No way with any amount of training or medical assistance could I keep up with that nice lady The next time you guy's hook her up Please don't even tell her I saw the two case picture But if you got a three case picture I might take a peek
  7. How many what? Fingers or jump tickets? Blues, Dave Dave would take the whole fist for 1 ticket!!! Hi JR You and Dave come from the same DZ So you know this first HAND
  8. I have one somewhere...It's a handy little thing to show at certain places..."journalist credentials" so to speak. ALMOST got me a backseat ride in an F-16...then Desert Storm started blowin' and it got nixed. Could you sent us a PM with a JPG file of that cert
  9. Read Incident forum:latest post on sky hi injury YMMV if your not ready for rears One Jump Wonder
  10. Hi A Your going to give the folks that want to move to western Wa the wrong idea what to expect weather wise. We only had a few days of weather >85 degree's, the rest of the summer has been delightful, cool, some clouds and rain. If the weathwr here was really nasty we wouldn't have a ban on outside burning Back to more important stuff like fishing for free jump tickets from bozo's butt
  11. Which leads us to the question - Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? Man fingers up another man's butt for jump tickets Ex lax 5 tickets minimum to dig thru that shit in a flush toilet No watching or videos allowed
  12. What everyone said except boogies can last 1-2 weeks, and can be located in exotic places.
  13. Hi Skychickie Get any volunteers for your FREE coach
  14. But live cats are so hard to keep handy in a gear bag! And bottles of beer are hard to keep full......and pull
  15. Hi Ninja Think Fashion. Bell bottom pants, go go boots, tie dye, pink, etc etc Some times their hot sometime their not. IMO jump gear isn't a fashion statement it's about function and safety If you want the latest and greatest cool and groovy colors designer stuff than new custom gear is the only way to go Every year
  16. I would tend to agree in my very limited experience. The reserve may be worse. Sure, it's a small risk, but it's there. Lets say you can't land that well with rear risers. That may be better than bouncing with a worse problem on the reserve. Yea, trust your rigger and all that, but bottom line, taking another unecessary risk with you life as opposed to a rough landing? Why? Rear riser input - Versus – Toggle input Rear riser input is much more sensitive than Toggle input. It is much easier to stall a canopy, even with a conservative wing loading using rear risers. Having very low jump numbers there is a much greater probability that the jumper may stall the canopy and fall 5, 10, 20 or 30+ feet off the ground (as opposed to a jumper with many hundreds or even thousands of landings and practice using rears) and any of these heights could cause considerable injuries and or death. Additionally, making turns low to the ground, such as an evasive maneuver to avoid an obstacle can also be over emphasized using rear risers as opposed to toggles thus creating a greater risk of injury or death. Until a jumper is proficient using rear risers for maneuvering and flaring utilizing the reserve canopy is a much safer option. The occurrences of reserve canopy failures are rare, and when there are failures of the reserve it is not always a system fault, there are also jumper errors to consider such as body position at the time of the reserve deployment. A factor in this latter situation may be further complicated by the jumper being nervous to use the reserve simply because they are fearful of a reserve failure. This is why it is important to trust the reserve with total confidence and to continue to train emergency procedures throughout jumping activities in ones skydiving career. As far as I am concerned, my reserve will function properly 100% of the time. I trust it totally and I shut out the miniscule possibility of a reserve failure. This will better my chances of remaining calm whenever a situation calls for its use. Hope this answers your inquiry as to “Why”. Hi AFFI Personally I agree with you, and will do likewise. The prupose of the reserve is to save our Butt. If we can't rely on it we shouldn't be jumping it. Why complicate the EP's with options for broken lines Main broke, cutaway now and go for reserve Find the freebag, main,,pay the rigger say thank you and go back to jumping.
  17. Collar's probably too big. Herc is rather manly after all ... I heard that!!! Hi J Give it up dude Herc is even manly enough he can lick himself if he wants to One Jump Wonder
  18. Hi Chuck, Bozo, BB, In my opinion this shit is spreading like a cancer, from one thread to another. You all know the real deal, why worry about what the DZ baby groupies, and the phantom posters are saying. Personally we're located on the west coast, know some of the background from DZ.com and find the continued mud slinging very immature, but I guess thats to be expected since new DZ groupies are being created every year. What the hell am I talking about, I read some of this crap. It's past the point of being entertaining
  19. how's this?? Can you make those just a tad smaller us old half blind fuckers haven't got a good squint going yet.... Can't quiet make out the brand of beer. Twardo ask her what her "first was" that she had to pull the first case, and if that was her "first" pull with the double case does she have any pics of the triple case pull.
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  21. That can best be answered by Tom N @ Strong or TK @ UPT if he still works in that job fuction. I'm sure Tom would be happy to share the info. And - the only way to improve the safety then would be to analyze the incidents to determine what caused the incident. Experience vs poor training vs jump numbers vs attitude vs what??? Hi Tdog Vs Ego, burnout. Dumb Question: Does the video person get paid less than the TM?
  22. Hi Balls Since your going to be there all summer (hot stuff) Maybe you can Jump at a couple of places in the metro plex to check out the vibes and make your own decision about the best place to take your buds for whatever kind of jumping their going to be doing. Shit airplane, minimum altitude, standing in the hot sun, long wait, grumpy TM's & DZO You the man! you know the what to look for and questions to ask, maybe a cool evening after work for a tandem.