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OMG!! I would also nominate... d-squared & Iluvtofly.... after some things that I read.... yeah... they too would make any orgy a good one....

I would nominate Virgin Burner.... with all the dirty thoughts he has... he should be a part of any orgy....

WARNING WARNING!!!!!!!![Shocked] Don't tell him that!! [Sly] He will call you and then you won't know what the hell he is saying but bla bla bla and fuck this or that and you are hot.... ROFLMO!! She seriouslt speaks the truth!!!!

What a beautiful Bride & Groom! May they both enjoy many years of happiness together....

have a super birthday!!!!!

Here lately, that is all I am fixated on... b.o.b. just isnt cutting it anymore.... Battery problem? Or, did the power company go out of business? No... just needing human touch... b.o.b. isn't good for everything.... b.o.b. is most definitely function before style....

yes i have been walked in on.... and lets just say.. things got REALLY interesting.... in a good way from there....

awww.. Im sorry... i've never had much luck with that either... always seem to attract the psycho's....

in a way, that almost makes it worth it...

I'm sure you and I could work something out... but i don't have a rig for sale.... Oh sorry...I got fixated on the 'sexual favors' part and forgot all about the rig... Here lately, that is all I am fixated on... b.o.b. just isnt cutting it anymore....

I see you have had your coffee intake for the morning... yes Ive had two cups of full roast and am now on my first glass of sweet tea... however, I still need a lot more caffeine or some interesting stuff going on here to get me going... So what are you waiting for??? BTW, I enjoyed hanging with you yesterday for dinner...

"hands down there" is the only action I have had at all lately....

We need a naughty thread to make Monday more interesting... ya'll are slacking this morning....

I'm sure you and I could work something out... but i don't have a rig for sale....

me too!!!! However, I am beginning to forget what it is... it has been that long....

Hey Broke! I'm looking at a rig (with no cypres though ) right now. Problem is that the seller won't accept my soul as payment. Have you offered sexual favors? Just a thought....

On my 2nd cup here... I think I just need to start an IV of coffee each morning... will make it quicker anyway... Now I am at work... and miserable... it is so hard coming here everyday for another 3 months knowing that in August your job ends after 3 years of dedicated service.... Oh well.. this is opening a door for me to go to fire school full time which will put me one step closer to achieving my dreams!

What if some of us ladies would like to be "boob-slapped" in the face....?

If I wasn't where I am currently am... my hands would be providing me some much needed relief...

That is better than sitting where I work (church) thinking about sex... I can't stop... I think I am going to implode....

Morning sex is hands down, undeniably the best sex period!!!

Congrats!!! That is so awesome! Now bring your ass to Florida so we can celebrate!

have a great birthday!

Working for EMS at the Sun N Fun Friday night to Sunday morning... I am super de duper excited... gonna be a lot of fun!

I always think of myself as the average girl next door. Does that help? pfffft Pfft ...What? I was "pfft"ing the average part.... You are way above average....