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Thats a good one.... Jeff Foxworthy does a part in one of his shows about someone telling a stray dog to get out of their yard... I can say, but I dang sure can't spell it... funny thing is, I grew up hearing my dad say that all the time... It is a very southern-ized way of saying "get on outta here"...

Well I do have a sticker on my helmet that says "My nipples get harder than most guys dicks"....

itty bitty steel tipped titty comittee ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Rick...I owe ya one!

Wow! A guy that likes itty bitty titties... how you doin?

boy howdy, he slobbered a bib-full there didn' he? Lol... that gave me good chuckle...

and what is funny is that the $10 bras from wal-mart last for years.... I guess that would depend on how much they have to support and how much they are holding up. good point.....

and what is funny is that the $10 bras from wal-mart last for years....

Northern fairy tales begin with; "Once upon a time..." Southern fairy tales begin with; "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." ROFLMAO... I always crack up (and then duck) when I hear "Hey ya'll watch this..."

I was not blessed with enough boobage (especially now that I am working out all the time - what I had is shrinking ) to be in trouble if my bra broke.... I am the official chairman, captain and CEO of the itty bitty titty committee....

Now that D-Squared has been replanted in a southern state, she needs help learing southern terminology... I made a comment to her that Iambeav2 is "a mess" and she had no idea what I meant... So ya'll proud southerners post up with your favorite southern sayings and their definitions...

And maybe one day I'll really show you how to train a horse instead of baby and pamper...lol. How long does it take you to Greenbreak a stud? Well unless the "stud" has really good bloodlines, it should first be gelded.... the removal of balls will make it much easier to handle... ...bitch...J/K Alright dick weed.... if I didn't love ya..I would totally kick your ass for that one...

And maybe one day I'll really show you how to train a horse instead of baby and pamper...lol. How long does it take you to Greenbreak a stud? Well unless the "stud" has really good bloodlines, it should first be gelded.... the removal of balls will make it much easier to handle...

Having your bra break as soon as you get to work... and now our dear friend has to interact with patients all day whilst free-boobin.... Great way to start Friday...

Real young I wanted to own horse farm and train horses... i own horses now, and get asked to train occassionally, so I guess I sort of hit that one. From age 15 on, I wanted to work in Emergency Medicine. Well I am now pursuing a degree in that field and am an EMT....

Hung like a baby.... 6.8lbs and 21" How you doin.....

+ 1 +2 I am REALLY good at that....

For me, I have to go with yes & no. I know the difference between BS screams and serious screams (my youngest is 7) I have zero tolerance for the BS screams, but the serious (which are very rare) have me there in a nano second. Mine (mostly the youngest, who has definitly been babied) scream when they don't get their way from one of their sibilings. Typical sibling fights. Those result in a mad mommy....

+1 lol but congrats again!

I do believe that was all your doing that started the smutskateers.. I'm gonna agree w/ Rasta...I KNOW the icecream was your deal...shame shame, poor lil' penguins. ey ya'll quit ganging up on my girl...or i will keep her all to myself...

Exotica Tittles...

Woo hoo! Congrats... can't wait to see the pictures...

...and fin, is DZ dead tonight or what?! He is the naughtiess beav I know of... Then you don't know a lot of beavs... No, I don't know too many. Just you and the beav from leave it to beaver .... Well good news...you've been missing out!! Haha... Beav2 is dead, I'm the OG Beav now, lol. Still naughty.... In fact, am going to crown you King Naughty as I crowned Iluv2fly Queen Naughty yesterday.... So that would make you the runner up of being Queen Naughty .... nah... I would be the third runner-up behind you and jumpinjunkie.... I am never the runner up.... I am too innocent and sweet to even be compared to iluvtofly and jumpinjunkie

And he drives a Ferarri.... OK, now we know it's fiction... What skydiver could afford a Ferarri? Think about how many jump tickets that would buy. I've never been into what kind of car a guy drives. I see them as merely transportation. I'm kinda practical that way.

...and fin, is DZ dead tonight or what?! He is the naughtiess beav I know of... Then you don't know a lot of beavs... No, I don't know too many. Just you and the beav from leave it to beaver .... Well good news...you've been missing out!! Haha... Beav2 is dead, I'm the OG Beav now, lol. Still naughty.... In fact, am going to crown you King Naughty as I crowned Iluv2fly Queen Naughty yesterday.... So that would make you the runner up of being Queen Naughty .... nah... I would be the third runner-up behind you and jumpinjunkie....

...and fin, is DZ dead tonight or what?! He is the naughtiess beav I know of... Then you don't know a lot of beavs... No, I don't know too many. Just you and the beav from leave it to beaver .... Well good news...you've been missing out!! Haha... Beav2 is dead, I'm the OG Beav now, lol. Still naughty.... In fact, am going to crown you King Naughty as I crowned Iluv2fly Queen Naughty yesterday....