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  1. There is no way in hell my kid's are gonna text at dinner or school! Dumb little twit! +100 My daughter isn't allowed to text at all....
  2. Moose Knuckle.... caption cause Camel Toe has a big ugly sister.....
  3. Why yes sir... I have been to Pahokee Most people there have one stick in their family tree... and it goes straight up.... . . . and Plant City? i knew I'd remember one day. What part of Plant City sounds industrial? It is named that becuase it is the strawberry capital of the US....
  4. Ive been wondering where the mods have been for this whole thread and why it hasn't been moved yet????
  5. Why yes sir... I have been to Pahokee Most people there have one stick in their family tree... and it goes straight up....
  6. ALL HAIL MEDIOCRITY! Lets all do just enough to almost get by, then we can have sopmeone else take care of us for us lest we have to actualy DO for ourselves! Are you turning into a democrat?
  7. hair anywhere below the neck is absolutely disgusting on either sex... I mean seriously... who eats chicken with the feathers???
  8. There was a time in my life, that I thought "I needed" someone... Im so glad I got beyond that...
  9. A BIT? Are we going for the understatement of the year award here? That's like saying the atlantic is a "bit" like a lake, or the Antarctic get a "bit" chilly in winter. Florida might be made up of a lot of transplants, but at least your not surrounded by a bunch of pompas ass steers and queers that think their state is the "only" state....
  10. That stinks! I hope Simon was not mean to her.....
  11. Major VIBES!!!!!!!! This is so exciting!
  12. I was gonna ask the same of you.... A pulse is your only requirement right?
  13. I live in good ol' Polk County... smack dab in the middle of the state... I think this entire county was plucked straight out of Alabama, or maybe Tennessee or possibly even Georgia....
  14. 1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in FLORIDA. 3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in OCALA FL. 4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words. 6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. 7) "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?" 8) People actually grow and eat okra. 9) "Fixinto" is one word. 10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper... 11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. 12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' bout you." 13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?" 14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see... 15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. 16) You measure distance in minutes. 17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day. 18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. 19) You know what a "Dawg" is. 20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car. 21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete , Tabasco and ketchup. 22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football... 23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm." 25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas. 26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World." 27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good hog killin' weather. 28) Fried catfish is the other white meat. 29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed... If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
  15. Perhaps because the southern population has the balls to say ity like it is without haviung to pretty everything up to pacify the pansy asses out there that get the shakes and cant apply their nail polish the right way after hearing the truth. Just a thought. PC - Politically Correct - Who The Fuck wants MORE politicians in training? Isn't this world fucked up enough with just the professional politicians we have NOW? BRAVO!!!! Standing ovation....
  16. +1 Plus nipples on girls.... Nothing but ears on the head... and anything below the belt is nice on either sex...
  17. I am a Sunflower "When your friends think smile, they think of you. There is not a day that goes by that you can't find something good about the world and your fellow human."
  18. So you wouldn't make a comment that conveys ignorance (read: racism) even if you agree with it? And you're scared of black people (I assume that you perceive that droves of them found their way to Snoop Dogg) unless they're your friends? I'm not trying to be mean. I'm trying to understand. I have chosen to not hang out with the people (of all colors) who choose to chose to exhibit behaviors that would invite or be condusive of violence and or any other sort of crime. The people I have chosen to befriend are of all colors, they know how to behave in society (not saying they are uptight stiff shirts who don't cut-loose) but they do not threaten other people, they do not think that violence is fun, they are not "out to prove something". They are hard-working upstanding members of society, who understand that in order to get something in life, you have to work for it, not steal it, or kill someone for it. Through out history, bad things have happened to people of all colors. I have had bad things happen to me, it is just a part of life. However, you can choose to not let these things determine your future, or you can continue to "hate" and be a part of the problem. But why would you assume that people at a Snoop Dogg show, especially at a festival with roughly 150 bands, would be violent? Is it because of the type of music? Again, just trying to understand. A lot of the people who listen to "gangsta" rap (IE snoop dog) are the same people who rape, steal and kill for a living... not everyone, but a lot. Me personally, I don't care for any rap music, simply because I don't care for that genre of music. It is the people however, that type of music generally attracts that I avoid. Why take fireworks to a bon fire???
  19. So you wouldn't make a comment that conveys ignorance (read: racism) even if you agree with it? And you're scared of black people (I assume that you perceive that droves of them found their way to Snoop Dogg) unless they're your friends? I'm not trying to be mean. I'm trying to understand. I have chosen to not hang out with the people (of all colors) who choose to chose to exhibit behaviors that would invite or be condusive of violence and or any other sort of crime. The people I have chosen to befriend are of all colors, they know how to behave in society (not saying they are uptight stiff shirts who don't cut-loose) but they do not threaten other people, they do not think that violence is fun, they are not "out to prove something". They are hard-working upstanding members of society, who understand that in order to get something in life, you have to work for it, not steal it, or kill someone for it. Through out history, bad things have happened to people of all colors. I have had bad things happen to me, it is just a part of life. However, you can choose to not let these things determine your future, or you can continue to "hate" and be a part of the problem.
  20. +100 most of snoop dog's followers are the young, thug (mostly black) but other colors too... that like "gangsta" rap and think the associated behaviors are "cool". I have friends of all colors, and go above and beyond in the effort to not judge, but there are certain people of all colors that I steer clear of simply because of thier attitudes. Just like Joe Q said, a lot of this has been brought on by the people flying the race flag. If they would quit with the BS and act like normal, respectable members of society, a lot of the so called "racist" behavior would go away. I would not have made the same comment that the lady at McDonald's did, because that does come across as ignorant on her behalf, but I also would not have went to the fair on the the night that snoop dog was there either, just out of concern for my own safety. It is not a coincidence that when you turn on the news at night that most of the crimes being reported were committed by people of colors other than white.....
  21. You just have your panties in a bnch cause you can't figure out what it is....
  22. It's a great club...I'm in... As one of the sr members of the club.... it is one of the best to be in....