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The latest thing on the radar of CPR is that the chest compressions actually do more good than the rescue breathing. Keeps the blood moving a bit to vital organs...

I'm sure my ankles will never be the same oh Damn...

I'm just glad his daughter was there to be a good influence or he would have been running across the street in his boxers with a clothes hanger and a bag of marshmallows. I just peed a little from laughing at that.... I recieved a text picture of that at some absurd hour this morning... I was so asleep when it came in, that looking at it thru one eye barely open, I thought it was a sunrise....

Heal fast! Broken feet really stink

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30:2 is AHA guidlines

Nope.... When I find someone that turns my world upside down, I figure I wont have to fake it with him... so no noise makin practice is needed.... You and Deedy and your silly ass posts....

8 out 10 times I fake it... I honestly could care less if I get it from a man or not... However, with BOB it's a winner every time, and there is no drama involved....

Nuh uh...did not.... banana is 5th from the bottom and root beer is 3rd from the top.... Silly goose...

what is Fark.com? I am on their website, but is it a funny ha-ha thing or what?

Oh dear God, you're gonna be on the loose in NYC!!!! Someone call someone... I was there in 98, at Christmas time and had a really nice time. Went to the top of the Statue of Liberty, takes forever to get the crown, and the last several hundred stairs your nose in the person's butt right in front of you, but the view at the top is worth it... Times Square is really neat, but i wouldn't reccomend eating there, as the prices are extremely high, you can walk a few blocks, find the same thing at half the price.... ($12.00 for a hot dog platter at TGI Fridays) ended up getting a better hot dog a few blocks away for a few dollars.... Lots of neat things to see, definitly a world of its own. We didnt see any broadway shows, but we did see a taping of the Tonight Show, that was fun... and we took a cab ride thru the village too....

I don't like jelly Belly's.... Oh Poo.... I dont believe you....

Good luck girl!!! Keep us posted!!!

So yeah I'm bored... But I could eat my weight in Jelly Belly's Bet ya'll are craving them now!

I am talking about the name you use when you are out and about and someone you don't know asks you your name. They will know who you are if you tell them your really name or user name so you give a different name all together. and I follow all the rules on here.... you like red wine, right? Butt kisser....

Beav, Nelson, Slick, and Re-re!! is "re-re" short for retard? love ya Beav!

I have an alias name that I give guys when they are just not worthy of knowing my real name... I usually use my sister's name....

well first, you're wrong, it's 10:23 am est....

Happy belated! Hope your birthday was great!

Why thank you!! Funny thing I saw on my way to work today was a scooter with two very tan middle aged men on it. They were both dressed in golf looking clothes cruising at maybe 10 mph.. You know what they say about scooters? They are like having sex with a fat man, they can be fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you doing it..... Funny you mentioned (see above) because a week ago on my way home from work I saw a (see above) on a vespa scooter. I had to look twice to see what he was on. All I saw were two tires and a back pack. How did he stay balanced on that thing? Did it look like a gorilla riding a banana? The other funny thing I saw in Reno was a biker dressed in all leather, from head to toe riding a bicycle. Not just any bike but one of those bikes that are made to look like a harley.... Holy crap thats funny!!!!!

Why thank you!! Funny thing I saw on my way to work today was a scooter with two very tan middle aged men on it. They were both dressed in golf looking clothes cruising at maybe 10 mph.. You know what they say about scooters? They are like having sex with a fat man, they can be fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you doing it..... Funny you mentioned (see above) because a week ago on my way home from work I saw a (see above) on a vespa scooter. I had to look twice to see what he was on. All I saw were two tires and a back pack. How did he stay balanced on that thing? Did it look like a gorilla riding a banana?

Most definitly, all three of them are.... GET back to work ladies, Bonfire has been boring....

Why thank you!! Funny thing I saw on my way to work today was a scooter with two very tan middle aged men on it. They were both dressed in golf looking clothes cruising at maybe 10 mph.. You know what they say about scooters? They are like having sex with a fat man, they can be fun to ride, just don't let your friends catch you doing it.....

got something useless? got something silly? got something involving bedroom golf? POST IT HERE this post was created for d-squared so she has something to do

for $9 i can suffer....