Layton

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  1. Layton

    moobs

    ok i am the smallest or should i say lightest jumper at my dz.so i get to go on what we call the estrogen loads with all the girls.thats right me (one male) and the rest of the load is the skychicks.so we were talking about making me some moobs (man boobs) to help me "fit in".i am thinking about panty hose and rice.dont want to hear water balloons as the men get jealous of me and would bust them.any ideas.***if you are on the edge ya might as well step off.
  2. i work for the postal service and if it has to be there unmarred,bent folded spindeled and mutilated send it registered mail. it has a paper trail from the minute you send it till the minute it is delivered. it is signed for every time it moves from one post office to the next and no we dont leave it on the door step for the neighbors dog to eat like the guys in the brown trucks do.mishandeling of a piece of registered mail can result in dismissal.keep in mind that you have to package it properly. it has to have brown packaging tape with the threads in it on all of the seams,so that the window clerk can round date on the corners so that you can tell that it hasn't been tampered with.that is the best service that we offer but it isn't overly fast because of the paper trail .it's not slow either but if won't go overnight.
  3. being a recovering addict im grateful just to be clean.i was one of those that contaminated the whole community when i was using.and im healthy happy and i get to spend time with my parents without them following me around their house as i used to steal from them to feed my addiction.as a matter of fact my father is having hip replacement surgery tomorrow and he really wants me to be there.tell me there isnt a god and i will disagree with you.
  4. aggiedave. dave is a welder/fabricator and has made some really neat things from what i have read of his posts. he helps people with his knowledge whenever he is able and id like to see some of his projects that he has made as i like to tinker with steel.
  5. if you have the dvd watch the movie with baldwins commentary.he went up for about 50 jumps i think he said with guy manos after all the filming.and yes he did get his a.that was his bmw that he was riding in the movie as well.i think all them baldwin boys ride bmws.
  6. a hangover doesnt interfere with work.damn what kind of hangover are we talking about here.course im one of them step people but when i was using my hangovers were devestating.and it affected everything.
  7. Layton

    my 200th

    well saturday i made my 200th skydive.it was a rodeo jump provided by two of the skychicks at our dz.and we had video.that was one of the most fun jumps i have ever been on.the ride up was a blast.thanks teri and jess you two are the best.
  8. Layton

    Hurricane Ivan

    my youngest daughter has been through the last two down there.sure makes me nervous.i told her that she needs to move. now there is another one.boy i thought it was supposed to get easier when they got out of the house.
  9. Layton

    moderators

    so are all the moderators at rantoul? does that mean that we can run amuck?amuck! amuck!amuck!***why did i cross the road?cause the chicken did.
  10. i'd be kicking somebody's ass
  11. Layton

    LiveStrong

    i work for the postal service and we have lance stuff out the wazoo. dont know if any of it goes to any charities or not but the lance thing is a hot seller.gee the postal service paid him 25 million to ride a bycycle.i think that we could get a skydiving team together for say 10 million.sound like a bargain?
  12. not yet we have hit all the local vets with pics microchip number and tomorrow im going to hit a couple of the local post offices in the area.i havent given up yet.im trying to add a pic of the newest addition to the family.
  13. at skydive skyranch we have one of the fastest 182s in the country.almost a grand a minute.and we have 2 of the best pilots ever.wolfe i think was born in the cockpit and bradley is just as good.i love the 182.thats what i learned in.long live the 182s.
  14. i have a burmese that is 17 and still runs and plays.always been inside.hope ol jinxy is with me for many years to come
  15. the new goldwings are badd ass.friend of mine has one.ive seen video of someone doing a wheelie with one.those 1800s are fast machines.
  16. i have hit the tail of a beech 18.the people that were at the boogie tried to tell me that i didnt hit it but i know that i did.had a video guy say that he went over the tail of the same beech they tried to tell him the same thing.i had no hide from above the ankle to half way down the front of my foot.some people tried to tell me that i hit the door on the way out.that i jumped and the forward movement of the plane is what caused it all.i hit the tail i know i did.
  17. put up signs ad in paper and went to every door on that stretch of road.just want my little boy to come home.
  18. Layton

    My Leg Hurts...

    i had road rash like that once and i complained about it and they called me a pussy.damn society is getting soft i tell ya
  19. i have been on vacation this week. we left the dogs with my mother in law so we could go on a mini trip.well monday my mother in law called and said that our little yorkie jack had gotten out. my mother in law lives in a rual area and we looked monday and all day tuesday.its hot and humid here and i dont know how long the little guy would last outdoors.my wife is heartbroken as am i. we dont have kids and these animals that we have are our kids.jack only weighed 2lbs 13 oz. so he cant go without food or water for very long. everyone in the area where he got out said that they would look for him.seems that there are animal lovers all over.oh well this really sucks. oh yeah monday was my birthday too.happy birthday to me.so keep an eye on your little furry children and hug em every chance you get
  20. i live about 100 ft. from train tracks.ive lived here for about 13 years and i have seen 2 fatal accidents.how the hell can someone try to outrun a train?you are right them things are big and heavy and take a long distance to stop.
  21. its strange that this would be here today.today is my 45th birthday.we took the kids (2 yorkies and a schnauser) to my mother in law's.my mother in law is a wonderful person.well jack the little yorkie.2lbs 13 oz. got out and took off.he took a fall last year while i was in rantoul and landed on his head.so he isnt all there.well we looked all day and didnt find him.we came home and my mother in law called and said that the neighbors had seen him twice and almost caught him.i hope my little boy comes back home.guess ill go back out and look some more tomorrow.this is a very rual area so there are coyotes varmits and the like.man this sucks. i miss my little jackie paul.
  22. i got my sabre 2 135 a couple of months ago.ive put a few jumps on it and i love it!!!!! and its so pretty.all tangerine orange with a royal blue center cell.the openings are a little funky.some off heading.i psyco pack mine. but boy is she fun to fly.and i like the landings too. have fun and keep your head up.
  23. i work for the postal service and we get updates all the time.we pay him enough he ought to win.now if the postal service would just give me 10 mil for a skydiving team.i think the eagle head would look nice on the underside of a canopy.
  24. evidently they were ugly boobies.
  25. ok let me clarify this im talking about the big white puffy clouds that we ooh and ahh at on the way to altitude.