Layton

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  1. damn have you people never heard of uncle daddy?
  2. some people are attractive until they open their mouth,then they get real ugly.like my pop used to say.don't matter what they look like someone out there is plumb tired of their shit.but as we have been told all our lives men are pigs to which i say oink!!
  3. why was there only one female smurf? and papa smurf kept her to himself. i think papa smurf was a perv or something.also thats why the one little bastard was mad all the time.one female smurf all them little smurfs.what did smurfette do for a hoby?
  4. are they real or are they mamorex
  5. find a support group somewhere.doesn't matter where.i know thqt lifestyle a(lived it myself) its hell for him as well.if ya need someone to talk to pm me and ill give ya my number.good luck you are in my prayers.
  6. i hear ya mine works nights and i'm working days right now and this does suck. i miss my boobie doll.(thats a nickname she has had for years)
  7. send me some pics of your open canopies.i'm looking for designs forf a new one.i'm thinking about tangerine orange with a royal blue center cell.
  8. is that a roy d mercer quote there?and by the way how big an ol boy are ya?***this dont look to ba oh shit!
  9. the mirage is a good choice.i bought a new one last spring and i love it! if fits like a glove!best pin and riser protection on the market in my humble opinion.good luck!
  10. Layton

    Taxes

    $4374.00 wife says i can have a new saber2 gotta have the tangerine orange.
  11. Layton

    Panic Attack

    ok i work for the usps and i always use usps when i can.when mail gets to another country they check it for proper postage customs forms etc. at least the usps will pay the insurance if it is lost.going to korea im sure it went surface mail (might want to check on that)so ppppfffffffttttt to the guys in the brown truck and the fed ex people too.
  12. ive done 1,000 on a motorcycle before in one day.agusta s.c. to ft. smith ar. talk about bmw buns man.
  13. um the hair keep it and let it get long enough to send to locks of love.beautiful smile too.
  14. i have quite a few bokers.i have one ceramic ($250) that never needs sharpening. a few hen and roosters.
  15. Layton

    I'm a criminal

    we own 2 lots.one is subdivided for housing one isnt.there are all kinds of considerations or some kind of crap like that.anyway we are the first to buy one of the lots that is in the subdivision.our other lot doesn't have any restrictions.on the lot that does swine was mentioned more than once.i told my wife that we should have bought the lot on the far end so that we would own both ends.anybody gives me any shit and i'm gonna be a pig farmer.all this land is scrub land that will need to be totaly cleared before anyone can build on it,besides we have a tractor.look at your contract and then become just like em.bitch about every little thing.then maybe they will leave you alone.stick a pole out there and hang a real basket on it and let the kids play basket ball.just like they did in the olden days,who knows the kids might get a kick out of it.
  16. prettycool stuff! good music too!!! cutie in the pink and blue suit!!!
  17. yeah only jimmy hoffa,elvis and jfk all call me collect and im getting tired of the bill!!***opps!!! is not what you want to hear when you are getting a vasectomy performed!
  18. i just got contac lenses and i was wondering how many people jump with their lenses in.any advice?***if you're on the edge ya might as well step off
  19. ok ya busted me out.if we're gonna wrassle it will have to be fair.no wesson oil or whipped cream or nuttin like that.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough
  20. never repeat never take a drunk home in your car.they have the 3 ups.they wake up sit up and throw up.***if you're on the edge ya might as well step off
  21. i have those on my new mirage.nice stuff and aint nothing like stuff that fits like it should.i dont know wether we measured right or if the staff at mairage just did a good job.anyways my container fits like a glove.***where are we going and why are we in this hand basket
  22. hey i want that job.ill wrestle ya for it!
  23. i posted this in the general skydiving discussions too.anybody know what the difference is in a saber and a saber2? are the saber canopies good canopies?