Layton

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  1. whats the difference in a saber2 and a regular saber?anybody know?
  2. the panthers just won.i betting that the pats will win it all
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    new eyes

    well after years of wearing glasses i got some contacts yesterday.the dr. said to wear them 4 hrs yesterday 6 today and 8 tomorrow and so on and so forth.i got the ones with bifocals. i cant read as well as i can with the glasses but i am getting used to it.beats the shit out of coming in out of the cold and having my glasses fog up.***poultry is just another way to say chicken
  4. ill send ya mine they're lazy and wont work.***if you're on the edge ya might as well sep off
  5. women in pink suits and GUNS!!!!! lots of GUNS!!!!! mafia=guns.***oh wait there's my prozac!
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    stalking songs

    what's your favorite salking song? let's see there's blondie-one way or another police every breath you take
  7. my little 2lb 13oz yorkie wanting his tummy rubbed
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    Girly names

    i have an Amber and an Autumn
  9. i have a friend that is going to let me fly her saber2 150 until i get used to it then im going to look at gling to a 135
  10. im shopping for a new canopy and im looking for imput.im looking at saber2 and saffire2.which is the better canopy and why.ihave 130 jumps and i only weigh 140 lbs. right now im flying a falcon 175 and when the winds are around 15 i land backing up.im thinking about a saber2 135.or saffire2 in the same size.im a pretty conservative canopy pilot.***whats the worst thing that can happen
  11. my favorite book was everybody poops.
  12. if i told ya it wouldnt be a secret now would it?***dont play with superflue and your penis at the same time
  13. will it have boobies in it?***boobies the breakfast of champions
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    Southernisms

    yall is one family. all yall is 2 families or more.even though they all have the same last name***duck? what duck?
  15. nope i got the ultimate.when i was a kid an old woman in my neighborhood said that i was being a deviant(i wasnt then but i did grow into it later).so i got up early one morning and snuck over and got her paper before she up.i ran into the bushes and took a crap in her paper and then i called her later that morning and said "hey did you read that shit in the paper today?" she was screaming at her husband and i was laughing so hard i fell off the chair.***duck?what duck?
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    Call me "Corky"

    you know,you might want to look at a sitfly suit with the wings on the sleeves.keeps you upright.im new at sitflying and i aint very good at it either.also i've been told to keep my feet together and that helps with the flailing around.cool video though.
  17. i have a burmese thats 17 years old and still runs and plays.beautiful baby you have there
  18. my youngest lived with me for a while and i kept complaining about all her shit being on the floor.a guy i work with raised 5 girls and he said.did you see the floor before she moved in? i said yes.he said well its still there.i didnt say too much after that.***never use wesson oil on your own waterbed
  19. that pic makes me hungry!***never use wesson oil in your own waterbed
  20. yep ill 2nd 3rd 4th and 506th this one!***never use wesson oil in your own waterbed
  21. Bundle up and go for it.I havent been in the air since the last of oct.Either winds/weather or i had a bad bout of the flu.Was puting all my gear in the truck yesterday to go but then i checked the weather.Rats another weekend without jumping.***never use wesson oil in your own waterbed
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    in eloy

    Did any of the skycuties show thier boobies i wonder?Any pics or videos?The world may never know.***Never use wesson oil in your own waterbead.
  23. has been? have you heard the latest album vapor trails? its just a few months old and i think they got the old style rush back.yeah shameful what he did but when people drink sometimes they make assholes of themselves.
  24. i had 11 years in oct.and i've worked my ass off to get it too.getting clean isnt the trick.staying clean is.***never use wesson oil in your own waterbed