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Who are you kidding, you slow ass floaty BIIIAAATCHH! Mike

The law of averages is a LAW after all. It's not the law of averages...it's the Shotgun Theory.. Mike

Don't worry dude....I tied the lines in a big knot right below the canopy... Mike

You must be hanging out at the wrong DZ.... Mike

If the spot is good they'll all land right next to you...don't worry 'bout it! Mike

Now I see this.....apply by PM...after I was already halfway to TN....dammit... Mike

Shhhhhhh...I keep hoping that if she doesn't get enough attention from that pic, she'll post an even better one.. Mike

HOLY SHIT! Dove actually put her FACE on an avatar! That would be the FIRST time for that, wouldn't it? Mike

IHOP was ok...but Waffle House.....damn...did you eat at that shithole while you were in Eloy? (unfortunately, there's no emoticon for a green, sick dude) Mike

Looks good....now go jump it...NOW! Mike

A big fat goose egg.....but, hell...it's just another chopper.. Pull up on this handle and you go faster....errr...wait...no, pull up on this handle and you get lower....uh...hmm...I'll figure it out! Plus...put rockets on it, and I'm a very happy pilot.. Mike

Well...apparently, some people just never learn.. Mike

Please don't mention that place again....bad memories.. Mike

Hey, what can I say....it works for every situation when there's any kind of resistance.. Mike

Just watched the videos....damn, that thing is loud...no sneak attacks with that! Mike

Just be aware that if you do so, you may open yourself up to some of the hatred so many people seem to have...and they may try to take it out on you for representing people they don't like. There are a lot of people that don't agree with homosexuality...and then there are those that will fight against it(kinda like those schmucks that bomb abortion clinics to "prove their point"). Be careful. Mike

SWEET! Where can I pick one up?! Mike

But if you try to run, I'll break your ankle....I've been studying GFD's technique.. Mike

I'm Starsky...cool...uh...I think...I dunno...I'll let ya know after I see the movie and how well they portray him based on the TV show.. Mike

Well....I guess there's no point in me talking to YOU anymore! Mike

Sweet man! I wish I could do that....but my company wouldn't allow it for that length of time. I would love to take the summer off. I guess I need to find a new job that will allow me to do so....and still do what I love...and still make decent money...and....and....shit..probably not gonna happen.. Mike

I may make it out to the DZ....but probably not.. I have other plans for the weekend, but they may fall through.. If so, I'll be heading out to one of the local DZ's(not sure which one yet, so many to choose from). My home DZ doesn't seem to be doing anything for safety day.. Mike

What's your major? Bachelor degree, or graduate degree? I couldn't have tolerated 5 straight years of college....I would've drank myself to death between school and skydiving.. Mike

Dude, in case you didn't realize...it was a fucking joke...relax.. Mike

Oh, I seem to remember that thread... Mike