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  1. I concur. I've supposedly been to three boogies where he was there at the same time and I've never met him. I think dz.com needs to make tshirts where you can put your username on it! Followed by Who are you? I vote for beer coozies since we know we're all gonna have a beer once the light comes on... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  2. Happy Birthday Old Man! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  3. Great! Can't wait to meet you - even if we do have to put up with Walt that weekend (Love you Walt!) Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  4. nah, youll learn more the bon-fire the longer you are here.... heres a translation for that first number If theres a number and its a dude - hes lying to make it look like he got some If theres a number and its a chick - shes lying to make it look like she got less
  5. If by "Fairly Funny" you mean "worth waiting until it gets to the dollar show so I can bring a case of beer w/me," then yes, it does seem so. Are you kidding me? Jack Black people... ok, maybe that wrestler movie was made for 8 year old boys, but he's been working on this one for a while and if he has any creative control it's bound to be a hoot. I can't wait to go! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  6. That pissed you off the most? Well, this was just about today and not anything more, so that's about it for today... now if they lose my bags, that might suck, but I'm heading home and I have a first class ticket - so really, what's to bitch about? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  7. It's a good thing I don't jump in TX!!!! g I don't mind being in Texas, it's just that having only one person conduct the test might give a false positive (or negative in Turtle's case ), so we clearly need to get all of the young, single men at the DZ to participate.... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  8. Finding out the travel agent booked me on a midnight flight instead of a noon flight... oh wait, that actually happened... Damn! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  9. I used to be "neat", then I put my house on the market and now I run around like a chicken without a head worrying if the bed is made and the counter is clean and how does the garbage can smell... it's sick, truly sick... I just hope once the house sells I'll be able to relax and this isn't forming a habit I can't break - 'cause sometimes some shoes in the middle of the living room is a good thing... Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  10. Aw, come on, it gives me hope to know that someone is getting something... maybe someday it will be me again! Until then I guess I'll live vicariously....
  11. All Right Peter! I am VERY impressed with your time - way to beat the 4 hour mark! Crazy! So, now that you have accomplished that goal, how are you feeling today? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  12. Much as I LOVE Skydive Houston, it's North of Houston and you will be pretty far South of Houston, so don't bother with that one if your dial up is slow. Spaceland might work or San Marcos. Both have great people and it being Texas, camping out on Saturday nights isn't bad so you don't have to make the trip twice in a weekend. Welcome to Texas! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  13. I saw the funniest license plate holder this morning on the way to work. it read "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" That picked me up for the morning! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  14. Oh God, I haven't seen Sweet Charity in ages! "From the minute you walked in the joint... I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender!" What great fun! My top 5 are... Sunday in the Park with George (Bernadette Peters - yummy! Moulin Rouge Into the Woods Chess The Secret Garden Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  15. Your theory is flawed... Female Golden Retriever... Samantha... Isn't she the cutest? Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  16. :5:2 Had a great time getting back to Byron to see my old friends - it was amazing to spend time with them and that was the best part of jumping - getting to do it with my old buddies now that I have my "A". Did a track with Mike (aka Shitweasel) 3 way with Mike and John 2 way with TallGuy 2 way with Kristen 2 way with SBS Got my first freelfy kiss - I still can't believe it didn't happen until my 40th jump - you guys are SLOW! And chatted under canopy with SBS as he circled around me - it was loads of fun! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  17. It isn't being a skydiver that makes you crazy, it's the fact that you are willingly running 26 miles and you don't even have a wild animal chasing you Have a Great Run! And remember, there is beer when you are done!
  18. So, anyway... (she says cutting off the bonehead who interrupted pretending they had something relevant to say when they were honestly just talking to hear their own voice and no one gives a damn what they think) Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  19. Don't let him fool you - he's really a pussy cat But come visit us in Waller anyway! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  20. So maybe this is actually good news since it means they caught the infection before something more than a broken nose happened - and we all get a reminder that sometimes doing something for someone else can impact a lot of other people in a positive way. Here's to the people who helped him home and the friend who will visit! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  21. Your joke made me giggle too... of course, I am Happy Go Lucky...
  22. Oh, well in the immortal words of Gilda Radner... "Never mind" Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  23. Congrats Kel! It's much nicer when you aren't tied to a loser - then you can tie up some winners! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  24. Go Peter! I would also suggest planning ahead for a nice massage therapist to be waiting for you the next day... that or some good drugs - whatever Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!
  25. Ouch! Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!