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What's scary is that "The Bachelor" show dude. Have the contestants spend a date with him and see how long thru the date they'll last.

You're in Texas and complaing? You should move to Seattle. Sunshine Monday thru Thursday. Heavy downpour or 2000 ft ceilings Friday thru Sunday. Ms Cleo says that the weather is not in her cards.

Case of beer. You said the F word. Cool pics man.

You said the F word and that's a case of beer. Looks like you're going to have to buy yourself a bottle of something too. In retrospect, isn't that first save kind of like jumping your own first pack job? Here's a few questions for riggers and rigger apprentices: 1) Do riggers let or have other riggers pack their reserve? 2) An apprentice's supervised pack job is a save. Who gets the booze?

It's the Incredible Hulk!

The only thing I wouldn't do if I ever got on that show is the one they had to walk across a wing to pick up a flag. That was crazy. Can you imagine how hard it's going to be to pull someone back in the plane should they slip off? It'd be cool if one of the stunts was to skydive. Yeah! That'll be a give away.

Get yourself a laser pointer and let the little f-er chase it till it wears out. That's what I did one night when some cats in my neighborhood were mate-calling. Better yet. Get some fire crackers and throw it in it's direction. That'll shut it up.

Summer Solstice at Alaska Skydiving from 6/20-6/23. Never been to Alaska Over 20 hours of daylight High altitude jump Dinner ticket includes BEER!

Can't help hearing voices in my head. They're everywhere. Oh no!

Get skydiving stripper like in Terminal Velocity!

It's at the start of each section.

And the preview for upcoming XXX movie starring Van Diesel makes me want to go see it. Lots of BASE, skysurf, and skydive scenes. Then reading though my latest issue of Skydiving mag, stuntman Harry O'Connor passed away during filming of the movie. A lot of times we remember the movie stars in the action flicks, but not the person actually pulling them off. I know 3 people at my DZ who has done stunts in various movies. You'd be amazed that they're among us.

I believe most of it is in section 9. Read up on the FAR's particularly 105. And also on the first page of every section there's something about "who needs this" and wherever you see something like license applicants, read it.

Took my girlfriend and her mom for their first jump since it was mother's day. Got out at 14,000 and chased. I flew on my back on purpose this time (case of beer!) when I was about 500 feet below her hoping that she'll see me waving back. The perma-grin on their faces have got to be the hi-light for the week. Got home and viewed their videos over and over.

It'd be really funny if she turns out to be a man!

In my less than 10 jumps on my Diablo 170, I wouldn't say that it looks for a heading although it dances around left and right and I'll try to tame it with rear risers before I release the brakes. Another Diablo jumper told me that the dancing is because I was either shifting or my weight wasn't centered in the harness.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's why, no matter what car you buy, the brake pedal is on the left, and the accelerator pedal on the right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You drive an automatic don't cha? No disrespect meant in anyway. Thanks to you we're jumping rigs with lots of your innovations. Thanks again.

Chromy! From now on, I knight you as... Sir Boobies & BoobHead.

You used the "FIRST" word and that's a case of beer! Like my first jump from an Otter, Caravan, and my FIRST skydive injury - badly spained ankle due to avoiding a collision on landing. Ain't anythin' wrong w/ Cessna's. Did my first jump on one. Cessna's kept me current during the winter (hop-n-pops like everytime the weather's crappy). My first freefall, and all the delays before getting promoted to go full altitude. My first potential jumper-in-tow because my reserve ripcord was dangling when I climbed out (got a talking from the pilot and now I constantly check all my handles during climb and right before exit). I must say that the big planes definitely spoil you. But until I can levetate, I ain't complainin'

Nice! I've been thinking about getting myself a Z-1 when my cashflow's better. I guess that's a case of beer since this is your FIRST airbrush project?

I'm sure that there'll be jumpers in your DZ who jump conservatively. And their gear might help you transition to smaller canopies. Why don't you ask them if you could demo their stuff in exchange for beer? That way you'll not only try out different canopies, but also harness containers. Then when you finally decide on the pieces to get, give bytch a call and fork over the $$$.

who showed him how to pack?

No shame. It took me 30 jumps to get off student status, and 57 jumps by the time I earned my license. All this time I've learnt a great deal from my instructors and past mistakes. Your jumps must be quiet a bargain now huh? Congrats! Stop by my DZ if you're ever in town.

I like to sit fly while she does the head down