Armour666

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  1. easier way is send a Digital Millennium Copyright Act letter if they do not respond then you can get their ISP to remove it. Now only problem is if you signed or gave permesion for some one eils to take the pictures and use them then you are not the copy right holder. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  2. one of my fav for skits Bruce I:Good evening, ladies and bruces! Bruce II:Hello, Bruce. Bruce I:Hello, Bruce. Bruce III:Hello, Bruce. Bruce I:Hey, Bruce. Bruce II:What's all this lot, Bruce? Bruce I:It's very nice to be here at the Hollywood Bowl this evening! We're all philosophy professors from the University of Wooloomooloo, Australia! All Bruces:Hey, Australia, Australia, Australia! God love ya! Bruce I:I teach Hegelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotolean philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip. Bruce II:[Cough] Bloody difficult work, I tell ya! Bruce I:I'll tell you what is thirsty work watching this garn of human. Bruce, why don't you just stick out a few of these little free examples from your ----. Bruce I:All right! Now, the reason we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe! Bruce III:Making love in a canoe? Bruce I:It's fucking close to water! Well now, we're going to try and raise the tone a little here by singing a nice intellectual song for for those two or three of you in the audience... Bruce II:Right! Bruce I:...who understand these things. So, here we go! All Bruces : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed Bruce II: How do you like that? All right! Bruce I: Let's hold it a second. I can see some of these bruces are in a bit of a playful mood tonight. Ain't that, Bruce? Bruce II: Yeah, Bruce. Bruce I: Some of the ones that don't have straws up their nose. Anyway, why don't we do something rather... Why don't we get some of these guys to sing along with us? ----. Bruce II: Ok, I've got the words somewhere. Bruce I: Right! Ready! Bruce II: Right! Ready! All Bruces & Audience : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Bruce II: Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy... Bruce I: They're a typical Hollywood audience! All the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates! Have we got any...have we got anything bigger to put the words up for these rather shortsighted people? Bruce II: This is Bruce from the Biology Department. Bruce I: All right. Okay, here we go. All Bruces & Audience : Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Bruce II: Come on! All Bruces & Audience : Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could take you under the table David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a buggar for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his Dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am !" Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  3. Http://www.fox40whistle.com/products/productdetail.php?id=59 here is your support SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  4. Hey how about this Christmas was not a Christian holiday. Sorry to break it to you the tree the red green colors, The Yule log and Yule, mistletoe, Holly berries, The 12 days of Christmas, even the date are Roman Saturnalia and pagan based SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  5. ya thats going to be a good one for great laughs SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  6. I have quite a few pairs of them as I still BMX and they hold up the best and there comfortable so they are my general wear shoes when I'm not wearing my Blundstone boots. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  7. How about this one for the quality of art. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  8. I think it was the other way around , He couldn't beleve how close you were comming. Don't trust them they will lul you to think they are cuts and such. Then they strike !!!! SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  9. That’s funny this came up , Due to being grounded due to clouds some one at the DZ bought one yesterday at a flea market and hooked it up to pass the time. 2 controlers and Mario 3 for $60 SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  10. dam beet me to it SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  11. that sucks, but I have to say what person signs up for an AOL account stolen card or not ? LoL haveing the admin password could be quite entertaining SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  12. Thanks , I've only gotten a few parking tickets SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  13. 16 years and none SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  14. aim for the most expensive object I can see, If I'm going to have a shitty day might as well make some one eilses too SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  15. should that be drunk and on your ass? depending on the level of intake. then whats left is crawaling much safer SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  16. Nice winter shot, Mile High Parachuting is 40 min North of Ottawa I'm planing on getting some jumps in there. I'll be working in Ottawa all month. I use to like up North as a kid in Timmins and Kirkland lake. Now I'm Living in Toronto and it's like what snow SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  17. Rotflol Northren Ontario ? Thats not northren SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  18. Nice work Dad SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  19. I'm so bad for it I bought an alarm clock with 2 alarms built in. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  20. Armour666

    Hey ASSHOLE!!

    did some one call me ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  21. learn how to grow it so would have more $$ left SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  22. I bought a seahors brand case way cheaper then pelican case and the only thing they dont have is the automatic vent SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  23. dont give them any Ideas and if you dont want to fly naked you could end up buying a 50 dollar paper gown from the airport consesion stand SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  24. depends how much you want to spend and how much effort , you can do any thing from putting a server with tape back up , or put in removable drive and run a ghost batch to back them up. Good thinking of more then just the backing up , seen a few business go under because the data turned out to be more vaulable and imposable to replace then equipment. Storing off site is very important eaven if its some one just taking them home each night. on thing thats important is encrypting the back up data. the loss of data is a serious thing and if you do lose data regeardless of business size you have to report it to all people that potental had ther information compremized. I do I.T. consulting started out doing small and med business. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  25. HAPPY B-Day !!!!!!! heal well , heal quick!! SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."