Armour666

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  1. Armour666

    fraud

    Most likley not a check from the owner, all you need is bank account number , branch number and instution number and can make a check with a lazer printer in 10 min. it's realy too easy to buy blank checks and fill in the rest on computer. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  2. I took the RR for a test ride the other night and loved it much more tighter suspension very responsives loved it .I previously had a 600F2 SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  3. Snow SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  4. I'm a guy so I would have to say anyweare lol SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  5. will she be involved in making bacon ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  6. Yes it moves fasster in teh other side but when it gets in the 6K range in slows to more accuratly show your alti with no needle bounce. it's a very smooth sweep with the needle SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  7. happy B-day !!! SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  8. http://www.afterdawn.com/software/video_software/dvd_rippers/dvd_decrypter.cfm DVD Decrypter it's freeware SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  9. some one can bring me SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  10. I keep seeing the boob thread SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  11. lol I wonder if ther is a feature where you can put number to specficly call when tanked up. Blow over and show drunk it random dials a select number SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  12. I love mine got 18 jumps with it so far. My instructor realy likes his he has had one of the Demo ones from L&B since the world record and has done many jumps with it it's given him no problems at all, thats why I decided to get it. I wrote a review on it in the gear section. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  13. I was having the same issue ecept I was so bad I would tumble just would be sliting away from the instructor. He said i need to feel teh wind on my shins and If i dont you probly have them in to much my next jump i did that and was ok I still forget some times and slide back. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  14. Both are reliable and both will do a good job, I would pick witch ever feels most comfortable in your hands. Revolvers are reliable and will do as needed in high stress situation. The draw back is limited number of rounds. As for an automatic unless you shoot it often and practice stoppage drill's (something I rarely see people do) it's not a good choice. I don't know what your experience is in shooting. My personal choice for hand gun due to my smaller hand size, again it's personal choice is 10mm p226. I shoot is almost weekly and every other trip to the range I use random dummy training rounds mixed in the live so I will not know when a stoppage miss fire will happen a practice clearing drill’s (I've seen some one mention using a round with the powder removed NEVER do this!!!!! the primer has enough power to send the bullet in to the barrel with the next round after clearing causing a catastrophic failure!!!! use proper training rounds if you are going to do this.) Biggest thing to do is shoot shoot shoot and then start deliberate shooting in various positions that you may find your self in. on the ground one handed , sitting , ect... also work on shooting with weak hand and shooting close range with out using the sights. There are some great shooting courses like black water tactical ect that would be good to investigate. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  15. my day only went partialy as planed , I did observer other and the post whoring , I did slack off the only thing I didn't do out of my list was get any work done. ... and poeople say they hate work SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  16. Armour666

    Game

    2900 SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  17. Ya I know what you mean I've had cases where the Brokrage from UPS was more then the item ites self. Recently i had a 5 dollar sample shiped and they charged $45 SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  18. Ok things I’ve learned in the Army #1. Max Flex until your actually in a rack some place you could be going any where. #2. Hurry up and wait. This is a very popular game where you rush for everything and when get there told it or you wert need for another 10 mins, hours, days ,weeks depending on the situation and how quick you rushed. #3. Always make copies of your paperwork because 5 min after you hand it over some one other then the person you just gave the paperwork to will then tell you what you know is wrong. #4. Never volunteer for any thing, Volunteer for everything. This little catch 22 is a fun little game they use mess with your mind, don’t volunteer and you get stuck for the shitty jobs, Volunteer and you’re still stuck with the shitty jobs and once in a while they will throw in something really fun because you volunteer. They do this to sucker you in to keep volunteering it in the hopes of having something good come along (hehe I used this one often ) #5. The one time you decide you won’t need it and leave it behind it will turn in to the time you need it. Inversely when you become a pack mule and take everything it ends up being only one in a hundred you'll actually use any of it other then the clean socks and underwear. #6. Don’t do anything on this list Things Skippy cant do Here are the one’s out of the list I’ve personally have done to become a special project of the Squadron Sergeant Major in the past 1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. (Or any T.V. show for that matter apparently due to the WO lack of clarification that he had meant that includes movies, documentaries, and educational videos) 6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.(or silent scope) 8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters. (Ours wasn’t war crime but good wanted posters none the less) 13. Not allowed to form any militia. 14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo. (Mine we weren’t allowed out of our vehicle when the Chief of Defense Staff came to our camp in Kosovo 30 min form Sarajevo) 17. God may not contradict any of my orders. 19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I'm right. 20. Must not taunt the French any more. (I guess I wasn’t the only one doing that ) 23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack. 28. Don't take the batteries out of the other soldier’s alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times). (I wasn’t allowed to toss them off the balcony, how was I to know the CO would be walking by at that time?) 38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”. (lol this was the nick name of the payroll WO) 43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. 48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision. 53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range. 57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?” 62. It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Specialist Schwarz. 63. Command decisions do *not* need to be ratified by a 2/3 majority. 64. Inflatable novelties do *not* entitle me to BAQ or Separation pay. (I found out apparently Even the inflatable sheep falls under the no pets rules) 70. I am not authorized to prescribe any form of medication. 71. I must not flaunt my deviances in front of my chain of command. 73. No military functions are to be performed “Skyclad”. ( well I am pagan) 75. May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command. 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." 78. I may not call block my chain of command. 83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...." (or in my case No shit there we were…. 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. 90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection. (this is linked to #64 93. Nerve gas is not funny. 98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not “Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.” 102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war". 103. My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did. (and same for the SSM eaven though he looks it ) 104. Vodka, green food coloring, and a “Cool Mint” Listerine® bottle is not a good combination. 106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s. 108. Should not taunt members of the press, even if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and working for UPI. 113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from “Full Monty” every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff". 114. I cannot trade my CO to the Russians. 115. I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me. 118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them. 119. I cannot arrest children for being rude. 121. I should not use government resources to “waterproof” dirty magazines. 123. I should not teach other soldiers to say offensive and crude things in Albanian, under the guise of teaching them how to say potentially useful phrases. 124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last. (Apparently is don’t include take some ones 2 drinks that is on leave) 125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks. 126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like. 130. “I’m drunk” is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander. ( or asking them are you drunk? ) 131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113. 134. The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie. 143. I do not need to keep a “range card” by my window. 149. Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out. 151. The proper way to report to my Commander is “Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir” not “You can't prove a thing!” 152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries. ( ahh the new guys are always good for a laugh) 155. Teaching Albanian children to taunt other soldiers is not nice. 165. I do not get “that time of month”.(apparently neither did our troop leader ) 166. No, the pants are not optional. 170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions. 173. I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance. 178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”. 186. I am not the Emperor of anything. 190. Must not make s'mores while on guard duty. 192. The proper response to a briefing is not “That's what you think”. 194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command. 195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command. 198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions. 199. I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born. 200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car. (Wasn’t in my car but that did lead to #64) * Must not answerer when some one replies oh my god with yes you called? I’m not thee god mind you just a demigod * Must not leave offices at rest stops even though they were late. * Can not request to have every order given to me to be in writing or in triplicates * Can not ground Officer Cadets * Escape and evasion is not Hide and seek calling Olie, Olie, Oxen Free dose not make me exempt from participating * Water balloons and surgical tubing is not a weapon system that we need to practice and qualify on. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  19. My day consists 6:00AM - 9:00AM: supose to be working but here learing from walt how to post whore 9:00AM - 7:00PM: work (maby) 7:00PM - 9:00PM: again watching walt post whore 9:00PM - 4:00AM: looking at a house considering buying , eat, sleep. Can't belive I might have actualy do some work today. Seams thay want you to actualy do stuff in return for money. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  20. Chili to do some summer snowboarding SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  21. befor i say good buy any one know some good reading materiel I can print out ? need to visit the john SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  22. I'm in for about $2000 I use credit cards for this as i need to keep the cash as the crack deales dont take VISA but the DZ does !!! still not shure witch is more adictive ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  23. Armour666

    High/Low

    High - Surfing drop zone.com Low - Surfing drop zone .com at work (stupid bills) SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  24. I've fallen asleep kinda freaked out the other on that load she was only about a dozen jumps higher on me and the Instructor was doing the spotting thing, I find when ther is a full load and couldnt move around that i just relax and start to go over in my mind what the instructor had discused and reherse it and thats it start to nood off. But I did spend 9 year in the armour corps driving around in crampt noisy boxs so it actualy feels calming and natural to me havent realey bee stressed ecept when geting to the door. when it's time to get ready I can just switch on and get ready for the jump. When its been 2 or three on the run I've been at the instructor side going through how to spot and observing the 2 min turn and such. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
  25. Wait a min you saying you'll get 2 in one day 2 in another ect ect ect I love doing it, not because I want to get some gold wings , and you beginning post you PO'ed that you couldn’t get people up to do a load and say the place sucks and what ever crap you're spewing ever think that those people were there do the same ? what ever jumps they wanted and they were content with that? You really contradict your self, why don’t put the same comments you just used here trying to defend your self on to other people. I was at my DZ the other weekend by 4 pm 10 full loads 40jumps were done and it was 33 degrees and humid many people were burnt out by some were out of money by then and people started to just lounge then were heading out to go home, beach food ect. . But in your view I guess this place would suck too but hey getting to know people would do wonder because then people will want to jump with you not for you just to fill a load. but what do I know I’ve only had seven jumps, other then meeting a lot of people and making friend with them an already having offer from people and coaches wanting to fill loads and jump with me so I can complete my A. Sorry to say you sound like people are there to server your own self interests. People have there own reasons for not jumping and don’t need to justify to you why. SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."