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  1. i had something similar to that happen to me once... but it was my actual credit card company calling me, asking if I had made a particular transaction, becasue it seemed odd to them. haha. i don't remember what it was, but i hung up feeling a little more confident in the company. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  2. haha, no. i havent even looked for it!! its GONE. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  3. It was on a 5 minute call, so I threw the sack on my back and was ready to go. One last check of Peter, dear john, and the bottle. Everything was looking good! I get on the plane, and head to altitude. I am hoping that My ex will be there for me if I am in trouble; afterall, I did give her to my friend the rigger to handle her and tame her! And there it was, time to jump out! falling, falling, oh this is so fun. I give a little tug on peter, and the next thing i know, my girlfriend is standing on my shoulders, her panties come flying down! Whats going on? why am I spinning so much?? this will never do. I grab onto her pigtails yelling, cursing, and moaning. nothing! Say goodbye to dear John, and its off to the bottle for me!!! What?? Empty?? hmmm, thats not good. Then it is just me, no girlfriend, falling into despair. Buzzz, buzzz, oh yeah! My vibrater went off. damn thats good stuff. And there she is. My ex always did like my vibrater, and sure enough, she came back for it. woops, here comes her panties! I'm cuming in, check my stamina.. still going good. Grab that pubic hair and say.. bitch! i thought i told you to trim this!!! oh well, yank on it hard, and swoop in with my ex. When its all over, i give my my ex and girlfriend to my wonderful rigger and ask him if he can help me get them into my sack. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  4. thats just wrong!!! how could they not tell it is not a human. hahaha. too funny CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  5. 4 wisdom teeth pulled while getting some cavities filled.. and awake during procedure... ouch. didnt feel a thing, but could hear/feel the crunching of the teeth being yanked off the bone and sawed apart. ohhh that was fun. then there was the blood soaked gauze that made my stomach upset. .. but the pain wasnt too bad! and i didnt really take any pain killers. .. just got to Man it up!! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  6. main lift web VRWFFBOC i like the one above... DOOOOOR CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  7. hey, quit checking my replies and go to sleep! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  8. thats what i am here for :) CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  9. just might... orrrr, could make you start dancing naked on the table.. and if that be the case, we need pictures! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  10. oh ok.. a few shots of crown royal and benedryl should do the trick. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  11. shermanator

    monkeys

    I have a pet monkey. and i spank it every now and then! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  12. kind of like.. rub a dub dub, three men in a tub.... hmmmmm if you ar that bored, go into the chatroom. dropzone.com/chat CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  13. absentee for me please. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  14. i always forget to turn mine off. i've had it for a few months and still on the original battery. So seems to wrok for me.. but seems to sometimes act weird from elevation changes from home to dz.. so when i remember, i shut it off for a few minutes, then back on before i jump. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  15. hahahahaha, now that is too funny! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  16. Yet another oboe player! I'm kind of surprised there have been more than 2 in the thread.
  17. what is this 'off season' you speak of??? .. guess you mean the occasional rainy day, or clowdy day? CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  18. pfffffffffffft, puting sousaphone and tuba in seperate catagories.. you tricky man you.. though they are technically different, they are close enough to the same. but that 4th valve can be tricky ;) CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  19. blah!!! cursed to my memory!!! anyone know of a plasic surgeon that can make my memory better? CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  20. I am a failed music-ed major.. I know how to play fluently the Saxophone, trombone, euphonium, and tuba, as well as some percussion. and know how to play, but not very well the oboe, bassoon, bass, trumpet, horn, .. and shoot, i know i am missing a few, oh well. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  21. i comute from anahiem to elsinore. elsinore/perris is a closer drive than san diego. just jump on the 91E to the 15 S . only takes about 45 mins to an hour depending on traffic. LisaH, seek me out at the dz, i'd like to meet you! *if we havent already, man i'm horrible with faces and names* just look for my rig. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  22. Good looking out. I am curious, on one of the pictures, it says that it is a double Brake system... I've never heard of that before, I'm guessing it is just for tandems. can someone please explain the double brake system, or point out a link where it is already discussed. thanks! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  23. It would help to know what kind of phone you have. .. Some phones you can add ringtones to it through bluetooth connection, others can download them off the internet... i.e. be sent to your phone from the internet, or use an internet capable phone to shop for ringtones.. they usually cost about $o.99USD CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  24. I bet chuck norris could do it with one hand tied behind his back! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720
  25. hmmm... last time i was in a commercial plane, they had actual oxygen tanks near the flight attendants jumpseat... just grab one of those, with the mask, turn it on, and hold on tight.. so what if you are unstable holding it, .. you just need it till get to a breathable altitude, then ditch the thing, track away from it, deploy CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720