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We all know the standard firsts for which one buys beer: First freefall, first mal, first point.... Wondering what kinda weird things people have bought beer for? This year I biffed hard on a night jump, and picked up a case for first catscan. Who's got some more? I got nuthin

"She was sweatin like a blind lesbian in a fish factory" -A real cool skychick

Why don't you move to Alberta and find something to bitch about. At Edmonton Skydive Center, if its warmer than 14 they jump. T-shirt, sweats, jumpsuit and gloves is all we need. But if you wanna wear a mask, take a ski-mask and some plastic guns. Makes for good video I got nuthin

A guy at my DZ made himself a 25. It was a model of a design he hoped to implement on a reasonable size (still sub-hundred) canopy. It was deployed from a mister bill, while Jason held onto the risers, and the base of the mister bill held onto the grocery bag the canopy was in. He said it was so much fun he didn't wanna let go in time to dump his 96. Other than that, the smallest I've seen is a Icarus Xtreme 69. The DZO at my old DZ jumped it, but got rid of it b/c 'it had a built in turn'. He was just scared though I got nuthin

I've only been in two C206s, but standing up was not an option on either. Unless you're a midget, sorry, sorry, small person, I think you got your aircraft mixed up. I got nuthin

FANDANGO. That flick is f@*king hilarious I got nuthin

Ya meet the Jamacan Bobsled team?

Beleive me, as soon as I find work in Calgary, I'm there. Till then, I'll just keep banging my head off of the wall I got nuthin

I'm FREAKIN OUT HERE!!!!!For the past 4 months I've done nothin but work and skydive, work and skydive. Now the season's almost over, I'm havin my first whuffo weekend since June, and there aren't any skydivers who live in this stupid town. Don't know what in the hell to do...Only 3 months till Arizona,Only 3 months till Arizona,Only 3 months till Arizona,Only 3 months till Arizona,Only 3 months till Arizona I got nuthin

Don't know the mileage. It's about an hour on the greyhound, and anywhere between an hour to three hours thumbing it. When I bought a rig instead of a car, I didn't realize I'm the only skydiver in this freakin town. I got nuthin

You reach for your wallet in your back pocket, and bring your left hand over your head to maintain symetry

A few bucks worth of spandex for a new BOC might just save an airplane. CHECK YOUR GEAR!!!!! I got nuthin

I don't have too much to say that ain't already been said. This was my first season to really skydive. I rediscovered the sport by changing dropzones, and in a way re-discovered the people in it. I think the best way to say how skydiving has changed my life, is that I'm seriously, seriously freaking out that the season will soon be over, and I'll have nothing to do every weekend, besides save money for skydiving in '03. I got nuthin

Labatts!?!?!?! How's bout some MOLSON CANADIAN!!!! I got nuthin

Well, just booked my tik, Jan. 14, Calgary to Pheonix, return Jan. 22. I'm so freakin pumped I can't sit still now, don't know how I'm gonna get through the next 3 months, but I will, and hehehehehehehehehehehe, it's gonna be a blast!!

Canadian Skydive Centre: Molson Canadian!!!! I got nuthin

Hey all, Can anybody tell me a free online email service that has pretty good storage capabilities? Other than hotmail, I'm not too sure what's out there, and my boss wants to set up an account. Blues, I got nuthin

I called my folks to tell them I was fine on two separate fatalities. Other than that I keep them in the dark. I used to tell my sister what was goin on at the DZ, till she told my folks when I piled in on a night jump. Now I keep the family out of the DZ loop. I got nuthin

Vacation time is booked, plane ticket is gonna be this week. Only doin the second week though (14-21) and CAN'T FREAKIN WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got nuthin

0:2:0 I suck I got nuthin

TLC, beyond tough. On right now, skydiving in the last 10-15 minutes. I got nuthin

The Simpsons are on Watching TV Friday night Cause I have no life I got nuthin

Did 35 first season, 57 last season, and did my 100th of 2002 last Monday. Hopefully 200 next season, but it's mostly 182 DZs here in Alberta. Here's hopin ESD gets that Beech flyin I got nuthin

Once the DZ shuts down for the winter, I'm gonna lock myself up and save money for the ARIZONA INVASION!!!!!!! And the odd trip to Edmonton Skydive Center for some cold-ass winter jumpin. I got nuthin

Would Be at DZ But no pilot this Friday What do whuffos do? I got nuthin