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Good news there! I talked to the FAA and they are OK with formation loads as long as no one touches anyone else in freefall. (This, of course, means the Mark and Darryld bigways can continue without any changes.) oooohhh ,thats a good one! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

"Packed full of nuts and satisfies" No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Just a short story about the owners. we had gonE all the way to one of those skyride dropzones they weren't even open also some other people we didnt know went and got screwed out of their jump ,We called above the poconos and they werent open that day it was still too cold to open on a weekday BUT they open for us long story short we got our jumps ,they made to feel special and i would highly recommend them to anyone! HOPE THAT HELPS. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

thanks to all the replies makes me feel a little better, I'm gonna post some pics mon... No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Well i've done it one more time. I was quite drunk a couple of nights ago and someone broke out a tattoo gun. Me being the one without any sense of restraint or experience at the art of tattooing deceided to freehand some tribal around my forearm(WTF) was i thinking anyway. It looks like my 5 year old could have done a better job. This one honestly makes the top 5 .On a brighter note its all black so a cover up is in the works. Anyone got any doozies to make me feel a little better? No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

She cut me off while i was driving, I gave her the finger...so now what? No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

A father bull and his son bull were standing on a hill The son says to his father Hey pop what'ya say we "run" down the hill and fuck us one of those cows! The father bull turns to his son and says why dont we "walk" down and fuck all of them! Post made me think of this Story. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

They Say 98 percent of the worlds wealth is held by 2% of the population . So why dont those Uber rich folks get to spending cause I'm holding onto my bucks. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Metallica The great rock band that sues there own fans. What a joke these guys are now anything for a buck.........Nothing Original! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

We Gave a base jumper a ride to the bridge this year and a girl i was with asked him to jump with Flat stanley for her daughters class project and he did! So flat stanley is a documented base jumper or at least he got his b that day. Crazy little paper dude No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

The "CHICKEN" No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

BE CAREFUL! My friend went to machu pichu 2 years ago long story short she met up with some other tourists 5 went to sleep 4 woke up! One died in her sleep from altitude sickness. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

I'LL TAKE THOSE ODD'S ! Well! it beats the hell out of the 100 percent chance that i will die of fucking bordom if i don't get my jump on! All for nothing but a smile. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Obama whispered in his ear "thats not my hand your shaking john"!!!! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

(well,where'd you leave it last?) Well dumass if i knew that it would'nt be lost! Ohh i hate that. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Does she have a hot mom something you could consider a M.I.L.F ? If so BANG her and i do mean really good all in the name of pay-back. Then tell your Gold-digging Ex what you did. If ex's Mom Is not hot please disregard all advice unless of course your drunk enough than Your on your own... No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

TRied to do it twice! No go! One vote from me! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Sorry for your loss! I have 4 daughters and i feel for you and your family! Very sad!! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Thank you! they made my day! That reminded me of something The infamous lead (friend)said to me as he was offering me some macadamia's this past weekend at the dz and i Quote"I never really dug macadamias until steve let me taste his nuts"! Bawwww ha ha. OHhh Really lead! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

My 3 Daughters told me they love me! My wife kissed me! I have a Warm bed to sleep in ! Great friends to skydive with! I'm rich! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

I say we use them as bunker busters! Drop them out of b-52's to pierce the bunker walls,NOw i'm not saying they are going to get much penetration! But you get the point! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

Thats what i'm talkin about a Full time fluffer on every load!!! And here i thought it couldn't get any better . No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

People over 30 should be dead I have said this a million times - I don't know how we survived with all the things young parents don't let their kids do and what they do when kids are infants like washing baby clothes given as gifts before they put them on the baby (WHAT!!) According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even earlier probably shouldn't have survived. People over 30 should be dead. Here's why .................. Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles , doors or cabinets, . and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.) As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors! We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode them down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.. After running into the bushes a few times , we learned to solve the problem. No one was able to reach us all day. NO CELL PHONES!!!!! Unthinkable! We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers , or Internet chat rooms . We had friends! We went outside and found them. We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt . We fell out of trees , got cut and broke bones and teeth , and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms , and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes , nor did the worms live inside us forever. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door , or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for any reason. Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected . The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them! Congratulations! Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good !!!!! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!

I can now say I jump with a celebrity. KOBRA KIiiiiii Now that you've made it what are your future plans Skydiver mag,Reality show,Guest shot on hollywood squares. You Da-man brother. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!