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Here I am last Sunday guarding the beer at the Skydive Orange sunset load beer kickin'. Photo courtesy of Weegegirl. Thanks Liz!

Phew, what a relief! I didn't know Walden Pond was anywhere near here. I'm glad to find out that it isn't. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Are you kidding? Lexington, Concord, the old north bridge: birthplaces of the revolution that made America. Thoreau's Walden pond. All within easy drive from Orange. You missed my point. He asked me what was worth seeing around here, and I told him that I travel to go sightseeing. It never occurs to me to look in my own backyard most of the time.

Interesting background on AWLA5. Did you girls have a little rest stop in there on your walk? Congratulations on a job well done!

Hey Gary, that was a fun skydive.

Now don't go confusin' my theory with the facts! She knew this was coming. Some sort of doggy sixth sense... The next time your dogs start to act strange, Watch Out!

Well there ya go... That explains your dog's behavior. She trying to get you back to normal. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Because they have a hole in them? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

But you have to fall asleep with the right person - or at least a willing one. Who would be the wrong person? Another guy in the next bunk? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

No... Do you recommend it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Hey chica... I'm right there with ya being anti pie. I appreciate your not pieing me and getting Lisa instead. (It was the most thorough pieing I've ever seen btw.) I was not a happy camper. I think if anyone should be pied, it would be Shermanator. Oh wait... I already did that with the dregs of my pie, didn't I? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Piisfishy, my boy! Thank you for starting a birthday thread for me.

No, not like mine. She makes biscuits. Her specialty is steak, rice and gravy with biscuits for breakfast. And no, we wouldn't want to pad the walker. It would take away the benefits of the deep tissue massage that it would be giving you. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You can teach her to pack... she can even make the bread for your sammich... and she'd be happy to walk on your back as long as she can use her walker. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Boy... your standards are slipping, BIGTIME! I'll ask my grandmother if she's interested. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

You left out a few important qualifications: Young, self-supporting with disposable income, and clean shaven... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

May you live a long life Full of gladness and health, With a pocket full of gold, As the least of your wealth. May the dreams you hold dearest, Be those which come true, The kindness you spread, Keep returning to you. Happy Birthday Bonnie!

I Am My Own Grandpa by Moe Jaffe Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother, too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

My favorite dive with two experienced jumpers is: Both exit outside of the airplane. The front float gives the count and has the bar with the right hand. The rear float has the right leg grip of the front float with the left hand and the bar with the right hand. When they exit, the picture is a "stairstep" with two people missing. Turn 180 degrees, stairstep, turn 180 degrees cat, turn 180 degrees cat, compressed with the right hand, compressed with the left hand. If the two people can stay on level, it's a very fast dive. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I'd like to hear about 2-ways with one experienced jumper and one newer jumper... especially ones that would be more interesting for the experienced jumper than just being a target for the newer jumper to hit. I'd also like ideas for 2-ways that would be interesting for two experienced jumpers. p.s. I usually jump an Otter but would be interested in exits from other types of airplanes, especially tailgates. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

I love, love, love your short hair!!! You look fabulous darlin'!

I'm going to Disneyland. I don't know why you are in a handbasket. It couldn't be the obvious reason... could it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Hmm, now I want to go to Disneyland! QuoteWell, play hookie on Friday, 10/12 and join us.

That would be totally awesome, but this trip is being combined with Chicks Rock. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.

Is that worth seeing or to be avoided? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.