JENNR8R

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  1. You know you wanna do it..... QuoteNope, not even tempted. I'm just wondering why it won't die a natural death. There must be a bunch of rebels on this site. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  2. I haven't opened it because it told me not to. I'm a rule follower.
  3. ***I think you need to attach the antennae up to a window where it can receive several satellite signals. Might be hard to do in the back of an airliner. Well that explains why it thought it was in Kansas when I took it out of the box at work. It was giving me locations to Kansas restaurants and everything. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  4. I visited a friend on the way home from the DZ yesterday. I'd never been to her house before, and I was able to drive there by using my new GPS toy that I bought this week.
  5. I thought the money from checks written are now immediately deducted from your account? ie., no more "floating" of checks....... It has to wait until the checks are presented. If I wrote a $1,000 check to my son on Billpay, he loses it, and forgets to tell me, both of us are out the $1,000. I never know since my son hasn't told me, and it came out of my account immediately. The bank keeps it, and they never bother to tell me that the check has never been presented. If I mail a check to the electric company, the funds are electronically transferred, after they receive the check in the mail. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  6. I don't use Billpay for my personal checks because my bank (and most other banks that I have used in my work) take the money immediately from my account. If the check is never presented, the payee does not have the benefit of the funds, and neither do I. The bank wins on that one. I only know of one bank that waits to take the funds out until the check is presented. I don't use that bank, so no thanks. I'd rather have my money earning interest for me until the check is presented. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  7. Sugar Sugar by The Archies ***...Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey, Pour a little sugar on it baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah Pour a little sugar on it honey, Pour a little sugar on it baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah Pour a little sugar on it honey,... QuoteThat's so sweet it could cause diabeties. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  8. Hey Max, it was really great to meet you, but you guys were really stingy in not letting us jump that cool lookin' government-issue airplane that you brought. I tried my best to talk your cohorts into letting me put on some camo clothes and jump with you. But they said that I couldn't because the pilot was strict with the rules. Hellllooooo... I would be camouflaged, and he wouldn't have been able to see meeee. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  9. I urgently needed a few days of off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde)! asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  10. Everything tastes better to non smokers, and non smokers taste better than smokers does that make it clearer I think so. I just thought maybe it was an Austrialian tradition to taste people as a greeting... And you'd be bringing it to the USA. "Hello, we are Mr. and Mrs. Squeak" What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  11. Are you planning on tasting Lisa when you come to visit? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  12. I don't play opossum I bet you'd play anything to catch your prey! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  13. A possum really did come scurrying out of the bushes, but I probably did give it a good scare too. He definitely made me yelp. QuoteThat wasn't a real possum. It was Turtle in disguise. Harmless really... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  14. for me jelly has to go on first - i cannot have jelly in my pb!!! Oh now that is just wrong. It's called peanut butter and jelly, not jelly and peanut butter. Here are the instructions on how to do it from the internet. It must be correct. Introduction Yes, anyone can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But can you make a good one? Steps 1. Using a knife, spread a generous layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread. 2. Clean the knife with a napkin or use another knife so the peanut butter and jelly don't mix in their containers. 3. Spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread. Use slightly less jelly than peanut butter. 4. Put the two pieces of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly sides facing one another. Cut the sandwich in half for easier eating. Tips & Warnings If you use a "natural" peanut butter that needs to be refrigerated, let the peanut butter come to room temperature before you spread it to avoid tearing the bread. Vary your bread choices in a PB&J. Although white is the standard, try wheat varieties, sourdough, or even rye. And thicker breads are harder to tear when you spread the peanut butter on them. Vary your jelly or jam choices. Although many choose "purple" and "red" jams for peanut butter (grape, strawberry, raspberry, boysenberry), some people swear by "orange" jams (apricot, peach). Instead of jam or jelly, use sliced banana, honey, raisins, dried or fresh apple slices, unsweetened flaked coconut, bacon (yes, bacon) or any combination of the above. Although it's high in protein, peanut butter is, sadly, fattening as all get out. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  15. How come no one answered my question? Was it wrong to regift them? QuoteSomeone did answer you. See Post #52 What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  16. How often do you see him? Now that I'm jumpin' with Kelly, that would be quite often. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  17. That's absolutely inspiring Kelly. I'll never look at Superman the same way again.
  18. It's 70 degrees F. here, but Saturday is supposed to be 97. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  19. I sent roses to jumpjunkie2004 to her office on Valentines Day just because it made me feel good to do it. But neither of us are putting out with each other. The pastor's wife gave me a beautiful arrangement of flowers after the Sunday service a few weeks ago. We're not putting out either. Does this mean that getting/giving flowers is the cause of not putting out? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  20. I don't care what all of my friends say about you. I still love ya!
  21. Get a divorce... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  22. What did you ask him anything after he said 'the first time'... He owes BEER!!!~~April QuoteI shoulda'... I'll bet someone at the DZ did. I didn't talk to him until after he came down from his jump. He was busy handing out Golden Knights stickers, and I handed him a popsicle. You would have thought I had given him CPR, he was so grateful! It was a rather warm day. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  23. That Golden Knight tandem master was at my DZ a couple of weekends ago. He was going up to everyone and shouting, "I packed my own pack job for the first time!" ...over and over to anyone who would listen. After his next jump I asked him if it opened, and he said yes. I didn't think he was really with the other Knights. Apparently, one doesn't need to know how to pack to become a Golden Knight. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.