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Congratulations!! I wish I had done that when I was younger. As it stands now my son will be 18 in 3 yrs and 4 months, then I'm outta here myself! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Ummm, Andi...your hand's in the way. (so's your shirt!) G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Clay is right. Don't even consider it without a pre-nup!! Thanks to everyone for the laughs and good advice, I really appreciate it!

Well, considering I can't jump in northern Nevada correctional center - men's max..... G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

BF?...BF??? BWAAAAHAHAHA!!! I feel sorry for that poor bastard! Hey, maybe he'd gimme a hand! But...I like your train of thought! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Thanks for the tip Moody, but I'm looking for something a little more dramatic to make me feel better. Like maybe a 155 grain gold dot hollowpoint in the forehead! Again, for all you animal lovers, I wouldn't actually do it. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Thanks a buttload Lummy! My idea is still more realistic though. Greg

Does the bullshit with an ex ever come to an end when you have a child (14 yrs. 8 mos. old - thank god!) together? 50/50 custody, and she's still as obnoxious and shit stirring as she was 3-1/2 years ago when I divorced her. I'm thinking Mineshaft, or dismemberment. Somebody please give me some encouragement here. Btw, I wouldn't really do it, but the thought sure does appeal to me. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

O.k. Bytch, I've waited patiently by the phone, and it's still not ringing. I hope you're not doing this in alphabetical order! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

LMAO! It's now my job to make sure only c cup and larger flash on the jump plane. Hmmm, Female Boobie Inspector. I think I like it! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Hurry Clay, get the calendar and mark the date and time!! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

S/L jump, no alti, no radio. Got into the wind, ground's coming up really fast. Boy...this is gonna hurt. It did. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Y'know, the logic behind this statement just completely escapes me. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Wear a BIG F@$#ing weight belt? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

The following are a few "short takes" from "Napalm and sillyputty" by George Carlin. They are not necessarily the views of myself, the moderators, or this website. "Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Why don't they wear nightgowns?" "You rarely see an elderly midget. Apparently their lifespans are shorter too." "Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?" "I once was dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection. So I asked her to bake me a loaf of bread." "I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it." "Masturbation is not illegal, but if it were, people would probably take the law into their own hands." "I've noticed that there is such a thing as a disposable douche. And I wonder why would someone want to keep that stuff in the first place." "You know what you rarely see? A 93 year old guy working on his resume." "I think I am, therefore, I am. I think." "A cat will blink when struck with a hammer." "Near as I can tell,"Jack shit" and "diddly squat" are roughly the same amount." "Professional soldiers are people who die for a living." "I feel sorry for bisexuals. Can you imagine wanting to fuck everybody you meet?" "God bless homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile." "We're not supposed to mention fucking in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place." "Can anyone explain to me the need for one-hour photo finishing? You just saw the fuckin' thing! How can you possibly be nostalgic about a concept like "a little while ago?" "Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck." "There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it." "Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election." "Sometimes they say "the winds are calm". Well, if they're calm, they're not really winds, are they." G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Film at 11??? Or should I bring the beer and come over? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Ohhhh, and Moody takes the bait. Quick Rhino, turn the porch light on so she can find the place dammit! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Ummm, no. But you can get creative. My Dad's retirement party is this weekend, but doesn't actually start till 6 pm. Since I'm flying in for it, I've already announced that part of the day will be spent at the DZ, and I'll be back in plenty of time for the festivities! Gotta couple of "Hmmm's" from my sisters, but no nasty remarks. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Congratulations Amber! Now you can spend all that extra money on coaches and more jumps. Did you make your solo yet? Greg

Have you no sense of history, man??? A nice write up complete with photos would preserve the moment for all time! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Yeah, Trina is way cool. Haven't seen her in almost a year. She went to Burning man in the King Air last year with the SLT crew, and I missed it cause I wasn't licensed yet! Actually, I spoke with Ken this year as he was heading out the door to Burning man and was invited...he even had a spare rig that I had jumped before. Unfortunately, too little notice, so I couldn't make it. Next year though, I'll be a jumpin fool at the big party in the desert!!! Congrats again dude! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Congrats on your "A" Arthur, and very nice write-up! I suspect that would be Trina Lee you're talking about. If you should see her again, please tell her that Greg (the zz top lookin guy) from Skydive Lake Tahoe says hi! Wouldn't happen to know which DZ she calls home these days, would you? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Good girl! See, you're already set for those loooong weekends of jumpin. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Keep telling yourself that when you're buying a tent so you can live at the DZ. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

Good vibes headed his way. Please keep us posted. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."