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  1. http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/08/04/10/11/robbie-maddison-reveals-what-really-happened-during-filming-of-his-jaw-dropping-pipe-dream-video Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  2. http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/07/22/07/17/private-jet-lands-safely-after-vulture-smashes-through-cockpit-windscreen Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  3. http://www.9news.com.au/World/2015/07/22/11/41/Lifeguard-stops-wacky-couple-with-homemade-shark-cages Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  4. Nobody is blaming the shark. In fact http://www.9news.com.au/National/2015/07/21/08/03/Surfer-mums-defend-the-shark-that-almost-claimed-Mick-Fannings-life Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  5. http://www.smh.com.au/sport/shark-attacks-australian-surfer-mick-fanning-during-live-competition-20150720-gifvux Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  6. http://www.9news.com.au/sitecore/content/news/news/entertainment/2015/07/01/04/29/paris-hilton-may-sue-over-tv-show-plane-crash-prank Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  7. SFW. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  8. Not the one I was looking for but same deal. http://iloveskydiving.org/view/videos/skydive-chicago-summerfest-360-interactive-experience-of-the-vertical-world-record/ Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  9. NSFW Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  10. Ok, so when it says you can export your account to another email address and you have to enter your details in a pop-up box like passwords and destination address but then tells you your Dropzone.com password is incorrect (which I know isn't)and will not let you proceed and the link to the "help" forum does not work........what do you do then??? Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  11. Not that one but this will if it gets the green light for production. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFUiWSDBAn4 Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  12. Yep that's right!! And to celebrate................ - Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died. - He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, is definitely his last laugh. - The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings. - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. - Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone. - Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. - If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. - When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. - When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage. - Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes. - Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage. - Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life. - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won't hurt the sun. - If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying. - When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. - Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  13. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4505910;page=unread#unread Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  14. jono

    Idiot Wounds

    Yep!! Running (more like jumping) down stairs taking 3 or 4 at a time side on and slipped off the front edge of one step to land on the next on the outside of my foot with a straight leg and CRACK, arse over tit down the rest of the stairs to land in a bleeding heap at the bottom. Numb feeling in ankle with reasonable amounts of blood flowing. Had managed to snap the ligaments on the outside of my ankle and in doing so blew a hole about the size of my thumb knuckle where it snapped. Surgery followed by 6 days in hospital and a month on crutches. It was such a lame way to hurt myself that I used to make up all sorts of stories as to how I ended up on crutches and my favorite story was to say I did it skydiving. This was way before I ever started jumping. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  15. jono

    Xmas Wish List

    I know I've been good so I'm asking Santa for one of these.......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIElAMEetys Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  16. It comes from closing the case in warm temps then exposing the case to cold temps at height. You can..... Fit the vented door or buy and put these http://shop.gopro.com/APAC/accessories/anti-fog-inserts/AHDAF-301.html#/start=1 in the case or make your own like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlLceQ1TPg Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  17. I am amazed that after such a traumatic first flight experience, that they just don't decide to walk everywhere and NEVER try that crazy shit again. That first hit looked brutal. Still, I wish I was as stable as this little fella on my first jump. He looked like he was good enough to be wearing a Gopro. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  18. Mother Nature NEVER ceases to amaze!! How to survive a no pull BASE jump...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_JoetV3ZTQ Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  19. jono

    ATC humour

    This one's for John Mitchell...... http://www.tickld.com/x/actual-exchanges-between-pilots-and-control-towers Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  20. jono

    hey aussies.

    Best I could come up with.... http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html Cookie is in Queensland - Brisbane. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  21. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, as passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  22. If I ever save anyone's life, I going to pull out my phone and say "The subject is safe, the time is ..., the year is..." Then I'm going to look them in the eye and say "Your future great great great grandson is a very important man" and just take off running. Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  23. jono

    Xbox 360 info needed

    As others have mentioned Xbox 360 has been superseded by the Xbox1. You cannot play old 360 games on the new "1"console. Microsoft are still releasing new games for the 360 but not all of their new releases are available for the 360. I would imagine that before too long, they will stop producing games for the 360 altogether so you will be stuck with games already released. In saying that, there are literally hundreds of games out there for the 360. The 360 comes in different size hard drives for storing game data so you need a decent size hard drive if a lot of different games are going to be played. Both consoles can use a movement sensor bar (Kinect) for some games. I can't speak for the Xbox1 but on the 360 it's shit and I wouldn't waste my money. Right now there is a very limited amount of games (about 80) available for the Xbox1 with about half of them sports games. The majority of the other half are M rated or higher. So.... you need to decide if some of the games currently available on the "1" console are suitable for your kids (Minecraft is available on the "1" console). If so and the budget allows, get the "1" as it will give you the latest and greatest games with unbelievable graphics and the opportunity to keep buying new games. If not get the 360. FWIW, my son loves Minecraft and plays it on the 360 instead of the PC. He likes the controls better than a mouse and keyboard. My 0.02c. Hope this helps.
  24. You could try to get in touch with Will Penny from Babylon Freefly. Looks like he has had some success. According to the comments, he "had a pocket sewn on to the canopy, The camera is held in place by velcro, he had to start it recording then pack the rig almost on a boarding call" http://iloveskydiving.org/view/videos/babylon-freefly-packed-parachute-with-gopro-inside/ Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
  25. If your going to be stupid you better be.....near water! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuKRrTC6fuU Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.