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Oh Jeeeeez Why you do dat? My day has just started and you have already ruined it.

Why is it that the best parties of your life you don't remember the details You have to rely on your friends to tell you what a blast you had.

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As jy kak soek sal jy kak kry Byt hom HH, byt hom. Laat die hond al die pad huistoe tjank. A bit of homegrown support

Since Dec 1999. Total 144 S/L 8 Cutaway 0

In no particular order of importance 1. What goes around comes around. The longer it takes to come around the more speed it picks up. 2. You are responsible for your own survival. How you choose to actualise that responsibility determines your humanity. 3. At birth you were issued with a limited supply of luck. Don't waste it on crap. Someday you may really need it. 4. There are flowers along the road. Stop and smell ( It took me 30 years to figure this one out) Lastly a personal belief. When you get to the pearly gates and your creator asks you what did you do with the life you were given. If the answer is "Work" you are in for a smack

Jumping naked is fun but things like aircraft emergency, cutaway, and the loooong spot take on a whole new meaning. My 100th came up mid winter. -11 deg c. Climbed to 10 000ft in a C182 with no door. I can testify that it shrinks. Thank phuck for opening shock otherwise it might have hidden away forever. BTW we do the surprise pie thing for the 1000th

Did you drop some bad acid????

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Ummm Skreamer, let me help you out. Hockey is that game the girls play when the guys are all busy playing rugby. I must admit the 'Canada' one has me baffled though.

Yeah but don't you think blond twins is a little greedy?

Don't mess with us like that.......... Try again

I cannot imagine it being a problem. Btw If you are wearing booties they will fill with air and might blow off but it's no biggie.

Good luck The hangover is going to be interesting.

It seems that various places around the world have different traditions surrounding the 100th jump. In South Africa it is done naked. Usually as part of a naked formation consisting of jumpers with 100+ jumps. What goes down

Jeeez Four missing fingers and a buckled thumb Did nobody tell you that pussy chews as well as bites?

Los vir Coenie af, die regeering sal vir jou dik moer. Militere gehalte kak soek van 'n hoe order. Norris en Ricky Boyd is die AFF instrukteers. Altwee is.......ag wat se ek. Jy ken mos vir hulle Bring die bokkie, laat sy spring. Bou net 'n groot vuur buite die tent in die aande om daai twee diere veg to hou. btw Norris is deesdae baie meer kalm. Hy het sy ooe laat laser en hy kan nou sien. Daai dik bril het hom blind gemaak. En ek het gedink dit was al die skommel

Kevin is nie 'n probleem nie. Hy het kak geland en nou is sy knee in sy moer. Vloek hom, skop hom, pis op sy kar, hy kan jou nie jaag nie Een ding is waar. Die Kaapse meide is vol kak deesdae. Kan jy glo die helvde will nie eens op die eerste aand naai nie. Die beste tyd is oor die paas naweek. Dan kom al die Jo'burg goose Kaap toe.....lekker dom en spuls. Anyway as jy Suid kom laat my weet. Dan draai ons 'n paar punte boe Citrusdal.

Eina!!! Gn poes is 'n poes klap werd. btw Waneer is jy van plan om weer land toe te kom. Dan kry ons vir jou 'n suiwe boere slet.

Really!!! Did it work?

Boeta Vat die goose huis to en saag vir haar tot haar ooe traan. Hulle se 'n ring kat ontmoentlik 'n gat toemaak.

LOL Gay is such a happy word btw The appropriate Afrikaans term is 'Holborsel'

True story and only a day old. I got to work yesterday morning to find a dead cat in one of the workshops.(we have a lot of strays). It had either eaten rat poison or been hit by a truck during the nightshift. I ask one of the labourers to go throw it in the bin and the ensuing conversation went as follows. Me "Chuck that cat in the bin for me" Labourer "Where this cat come from" Me "Dunno, do I look like it's phucking mother. Just throw it away " Labourer "When this cat come here" Me "This morning sometime" Labourer "Ah this is good, I can eat him." Siiiiigh only in this place

Skreamer does RW? Jeez I thought he was a FF clown