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Never read the Cosmo. I look at all the pretty lingerie pics

I should hope so. It is pretty impressive

Cats are demon spawn.

I agree with E150. If you don't do what you want you are going to regret it. Ask yourself this. How long will the other person hurt for? How long will you regret not doing whatever it is that you want to do?

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Personally If a person adopts the 'blackmail' position with their partner they are not worth keeping. Even if it is about trivial. It shows a mindset that will lead to trouble sooner or later.

"What made me jump" Pride..... I was so scared that nothing else was going to get me out that door. As to why I was in the plane in the first place. Probably just curiosity.

Interesting one. When you take more than you give. That is selfish. If in giving you take more 'damage' than the issue is worth then fuckit, tend to your own needs.

Geeks!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaargh this place is infested with geeks

How to wash the cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, he is actually enjoying this.) 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Mmmmm Trust you to think like that. At least I did not say "partial to having the occasional suck"

I must admit that although I am a non smoker I am partial to the occasional suck

Struggling to get a word in edge ways I would imagine.

Shitty luck Boet That would have made me go apeshit. Is that the rig Coenie swooooooooped so nicely? ( We have been drinking beers and talking kak)

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Cool Try English 101 Just kidding mate There is a lot of interesting stuff out there to learn.

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They don't sing because they can fly. They sing because they don't have to pack.

In a nutshell. South Africa lost the counter insurgency war in Namibia for the same reasons. I am speaking under correction but I think The USA lost 53000 in the 10 years of it's involvement in Vietnam. Much less than it's road death toll for the same period. The other side lost 2 million and still won. Go figure.

The translator program is not too bad. It seems to fall over when it comes to words that have two or more meanings depending on context. For example "Vier" can mean "four" or "celebrate" Make the wrong choice and splat.

Ok I must go work The conflict in question is the Malaysian crises in the late 1940's. The British were defending their colony against communist backed guerillas and they did it successfully. How? By understanding that skilled and intelligent military operations only buy you time while you remove the cause of the conflict and win the hearts and minds of the people. Always ask yourself, what makes a poor dumb farmer pick up a gun and go pick a fight with a superpower. He is pissed for a reason. There are fanatics out there who will never see past their hate but for the most part people want to eat, sleep and shag and do the same again tomorrow. Oh and a tiny percentage want to eat, sleep, shag and skydive. Ok you guys can take me apart now

Central America ditto Africa.

Whoo Central America is a mess. I am inclined to agree with you but the jury is still out on those hahahahaha.

Good one but nope. The Soviet invasion was exactly that, a conventional invasion of a fragmented kingdom. They installed a puppet government in Kabul. The Mujahidin then conducted a guerilla war against the Soviets and we know what happend there.