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Hey what can I say? If it posts like a girl and has breasts like a girl......................

you know...work

A fucking long time to get anything done. Ok let me go do something constructive

take you

It's going to

Rule the world.

when you

Hey Anne

Nighty night

Nighty night

Or is it just you?

Or is it just you?

Are all Texans that devious?

Are all Texans that devious?

and I thought you were just being a real man by correcting your errors in public.

and I thought you were just being a real man by correcting your errors in public.

swaheelie.......Swahili worng..........wrong thr..........the Let me guess.................Everclear??? BTW 11 official languages in South Africa alone. It gets confusing at times. Swahili is not one of them.

TWO YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Now after studying ( and paying) all of this she runs off with the mechanic because you are too much of a wimp and she wants a real man. Women!!!! Whenever I look at one I hear those words from my childhood "Don't touch Sweetie that's hot."

TWO YEAR DEGREE FOR MEN A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Now after studying ( and paying) all of this she runs off with the mechanic because you are too much of a wimp and she wants a real man. Women!!!! Whenever I look at one I hear those words from my childhood "Don't touch Sweetie that's hot."

Ah!!! ok. It is kind of like our "Witblitz" or "white lightning" in english. The distillation of fermented grapeskins that have been left in the sun for a few days after they have been pressed for wine. It does wonders for your 1/4 mile times I believe. Not to mention domestic bliss. I drank some a few years ago and lost my voice for a day or two...

Ok I give up WTF is Everclear. It sounds like fun.

zeikerd? lullesmuller? The rest I got.

Ek probeer maar ek kan nie. Dis fokken nou hier binne en jou stewels is in die pad. Skuif soe 'n klein bietjie links ou pel laat 'n man kan verby kom.

Oh Jeeeeez Why you do dat? My day has just started and you have already ruined it.