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Yeah, I think I can manage that. Would I be too forward by suggesting I row it as well?

Damn straight I'm right

That's the idea but did he sink the ship?

Ever notice how wonderfully reactive the nipples on small boobies are? Just a personal observation. Siiiiiigh

Big tits are generally accompanied by a big ass. Seeing I'm a legs man a nice pert handful is just the trick.

You jump with no rig, grenade in each hand and try to hit the Imperialist Yankee aircraft carrier midships.

There again going tandem is by far the best, no pulling and the job gets done.

lol En 20 sekondes later het die kak gespat ne.

Very good point. I will have to think about that one. Both would be highly inconvenient to say the least.

Skiet haar moenie haar laat ly nie!!!!!!! You have to love Darwin. (As jy dom is dan SAL jy kak.) To be honest I am more intreagued by the whole "Two pulls" deal that is much sadder than kidney failure

There is a certain Darwinian pleasure to be had in ganging up on and brutalising the weak. I sleep so well at night.....Hee hee hee hee. only two pulls....jeez pal, seems like it has been a long dry season for you

How about that? I have donated a kidney too. It went to the "Keep South African Breweries Profitable Foundation". A really good cause if I must say so. My liver is going to the Jack Daniels Expansion Fund next year. I reckon I am quite a noble chap.

En dan sal jy kak.

Follow the link in Sangiro's post and you will find the meaning. You are excused but not for the spelling that is just kak.

Mmmmm I would imagine that bowing down before you too closely would result in suffering of an entirely different kind. Say after me " Holnaai"

Aussie once told me the sex isn't baaaaaaad Tee hee

Is this a bad time to bring up the cricket??

The use of the work Kak in a sentence. Ek ken kos, ek ken kak en die kan jy nie eet nie. I know food and I know shit and this you cannot eat. If you learn one word of the language it has got to be 'kak' Although Clay will probably want to know what 'boknaai' means. I will let Skreamer explain.

Bring vir my nog 'n bier jou fokken dronk hoerslet Yup that is about right

Ek het so pas ook 'n draai gaan loop. Nou moet ek stil sit en diep asem haal. My IK is so laag dat ek ontmoontlik kan loop en tegelyk asem kan haal. Wat my moer suur maak is dat dit doos met die hoe score nie eens kan spel nie en ek moet sukkel om te gaan pis.

My broer, ek kom soe agter dat as jy 'n uitgenaaide molshoop sien dan noem jy hom op sy naam. Net een ding ou pel. Pienk ja. Blou platinum ja. Uitgenaai, definitief. Maar jy het daai klein kots groen stukkie in die middle uitgemis.

With an IQ of 189 it becomes impossible to understand Afrikaans. You got to be dumb like me.

En sommer 'n plat molshoop daarby.

Sy kop raas jy meen

Yes yes it's like Sangiro said. Must be....has to be.