madhatter

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  1. But... but(t)... They didn't say WHO shoved that stuff up there. What if I'm next? True, it is a great place, though. Not for nothing it's been referred to as "God's HQ" A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  2. Thanks! This was one of the days I need a reminder to banish the negative visualizations & focus on the smiles & the lovely world around me. Great editing on the pond swoops - I assume the dunkings during negative comments and dry & stand-up landings during positive reinforcement were done with intent? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  3. Yup, we all thought it, but YOU had to say it! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  4. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  5. A selection of objects that South African doctors have removed from the intestines of male patients: a pocket knife, a spray can of deodorant, a plastic cup, a torch, a vibrator, a camping cooker, the lid of a spray can, a garden hose. Anyone want to marry me so I can emigrate? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  6. You read "hot Stuff" comics too!? #116 A group of students were shown pictures of couples having sex. At the same time scientists recorded what part of the pictures the test subjects looked at first. The men more often looked at the women's faces, whereas the women tended to focus their attention on the genitals. Only women who were on the pill focused on the way the room was decorated. ...see? We almost ALWAYS look you in the eyes!.. first.. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  7. My microwave's LED hasn't worked for 5+ years now. Press the clear button a few times, select the options & time required & press start. It's quite simple if you trust yourself to push the right buttons A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  8. Wonderful news! Congratulations, Billy!
  9. You, sir, are a godsend! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  10. Same way I feel since becoming a sales rep after being in an agricultural (winemaking) environment for many years. There's a possibilty for me to move to Tanzania now as part of operations for grain farms - I've very little experience in grain & won't be able to take much with me but a few books & my rig, but if the cards are put on the table, I'm going. Existing & surviving doesn't count as living. Follow your heart & live life
  11. Ahyup! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  12. Soft Merlot or well aged Pinot Noir with Halloumi. Fruity Zin, Merlot, or Pinot Noir will do well with a fruity (melon & bacon? Quite a nice combo!) dish. If you're into a spicy Zinfandel or Shiraz (Syrah, Rhone,... whatever) you can go for the toast/garlic/cheese/carpaccio or similar stronger flavours. Nice strong Cabernet Sauv., Cab./Merlot, Bordeaux/Meritage kind of wine, I'd go for something meaty but light. Carpaccio works great, something different might be a cheese plate with green, red & yellow peppers. The sweet peppers break the stronger cheese flavours without aversely impacting the wine appreciation. Best advice of all - enjoy any and all flavours that are offered! Drink whatever you want with whatever you want - taste is subjective and the best wine is always the wine in your glass
  13. Sounds like my usual contribution to a dinner party Halloumi is a lovely cheese, not too strong so it won't spoil wine appreciation and it keeps it consistency. Good idea here It all depends on the wine you're taking. Any specific preferences, Skymama? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  14. Congrats! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  15. PER_SE_VE_RENCE A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  16. Hey! Cut us guys a little slack! Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. Scott Adams US cartoonist (1957 - ) A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  17. Ditto! Edit: Not agreeing with you, but referring TO you! Pot calling the kettle & all that jazz A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  18. ... or I might be slow and he's referring to... nah... that can't be it! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  19. Demon's either seeing the 2 hands & the bottle neck or there might be someting in that headband. First glance, the 2 hands could be construed as holding BOB Perhaps he looked closer and saw something we're missing. That's why I asked for a bigger version A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  20. et moi? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  21. Please post a bigger version of your avatar... With a little imagination the small while looking at the small version, the 'demon might just be right A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  22. Some (surprisingly ) good wines! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  23. Eina fok! Ever since 'Scarface' I've been mighty respectful of chainsaws. This once again proves my point Hope you heal well! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  24. madhatter

    Curb Day

    You've got a Dutch guy stashed away somewhere? (OK, might be an Afrikaans / Dutch joke ) A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  25. C'mon! Oysters are the cheapest meal around! You buy one, then you swallow it and swallow it and swallow it... (repeat)... and when you're full, you spit it out! Just joking, I LOVE oysters! But I know quite a few people for whom which my solution would work A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125