madhatter

Uhm.. Notice the in the post? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Oh! So you prefer older men! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

I don't get it A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

*the hatter sits back, takes a sip and waits for the next bout of fuckery to begin* A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Only 1%? Now that is disappointing. I expected better out of this bunch! Well that would be 2.5 just the first day. So her calendar must be full into summer. I wonder how much money she made selling information in the second category. Still better than I'm getting, but just thought I'd help you out with the math there A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Backrubs, REALLY good cooking & generally not being as bitchy as your girlfriends A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

I thought my timing sucked, but you're really at the ass end of the day What's Japan like as a temporary home? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Top o' t' morning t'ya

No! It's 11:30am! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Now THAT was unexpected!!! What!? The queen of fuckery didn't see that one coming? I guess I owe ! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

I aims to please, ma'am! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Ehrm.. Lucky? Maybe THIS thread could help. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

No way I am wiping THAT! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

To each his own.. Found some other discussions if you need some reading material http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/ http://www.discussanything.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100829 http://www.vincentchow.net/1334/how-do-you-wipe-your-ass A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Well done, BUT.. no pics or video, no proof A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Oh man! Lori Petty in that movie! Now you've gone and killed a kitten! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

+1 A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Yeah, but the Limey's colonised most of us at some stage A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Oh shit! I'm starting to think like the 3 (you know who I mean) of you! I was thinking of this same poll this morning Edit: to clarify, it's 9:40am in NY and it's 16;40 here in SA. Not that it matters A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

What? No satisfaction in a job well done? No "thank you" nookie from the wife? I just don't know what this world is coming to! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

You already informed us of the sucking nature of painting that ceiling about 22 hours ago. Nice dinner with the wife, Lowe's this morning... Have you still not finished!!!??? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Tomasello Blueberry & Raspberry wine Any relation? They only have one Dry Creek Vineyards wine, the Chardonnay. Have them get the DCV Old Vine Zin and the DCV Merlot - that might persuade me to visit someday A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

I posted this before, but it seems to fit here too Go buy some more paint before the stores close and finish the job! Good luck

I feel a Forrest Gump quote coming on, but I'm too polite to say it A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125